dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
dude fsm sucks
Published by Bobby Henderson July 26th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 395 Comments
395 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”
huh?
i think plenty, fsm rocks man!!!!!
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holycow my second 1st post!!!! and second post gold and silver, a pirates favorite things
except rum
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and for the third post
gardal, you need to update your vocabsucks is not particularly offending
and what in fsm’s name is wrong with pasta and drunkkenness????
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So? When was the last time a pastafarian knocked on your door at 8am on a Saturday morning? .. ok.. so never right? so click the back button, nobody’s forcin’ our belief on you. I only hope that one day you too might be touched by one of His noodley tendrils. Arrrggg!
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Bronze!
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no bronze for you slowpoke ۞
get inline faster
we new yorkers are so pushy remember
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♫ Always believe in Bronze! ♫
♫ Blah Blah Blah ♫
♫ Bronze! ♫
♫Can’t remember the words! ♫
♫ Bronze ♫
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A new thread!!! Yayyyy!!!
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Hi ۞!
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Back in a bit…
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nice song ۞
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Yeah. the rules are you can’t claim more than one medal.
So you got Gold. Stratus42 got silver. I got bronze.
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Methinks this piece of hate mail sounds a little faked, mainly because of this statement: “what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs”
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oh, oops, i always thought it was by the posts not the posters aha
thanks for clearing that up
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I think slowpoke is a compliment and the wenches will agree!
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keep it G rated ۞
you never know if there are minors around ……….. lol
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I have no idea what you’re talkin about NYP.
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either you’re sarcastic or my psychic powers have decreased of late, along with brain power in general
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I know. Fly over to my place. I’ll show you what I think a slowpoke is and we’ll discuss whether we’re on the same page.
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Keep it G rated! WTF? :)) Not much chance of that NYP!!
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@ ۞ – “slowpoke” – yup, I agree! :)) Different note, have you seen this:
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http://politics.videosift.com/video/Pat-Condell-Why-Does-Faith-Deserve-Respect
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Very good stuff! 5 minutes well spent.
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@ ۞ – Did you give up the idea of a worldwide tour? Imagine my disappointment! :))
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A drunk bunch of pasta?
That’s His Noodly Appendage you’re talking about!
What do you think of an old bearded freak in a dress?
Is that a good leader?
ask yourself that.
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No. It’s still planned. Actually Mrs ۞ is away in Denmark, so I really need to get on with it.
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So NYP can you pick me up from JFK on Friday? I’ve got a few addresses to visit in the US and of course New York is the a good start…
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۞ sadly for me im in no position to fly to wherver you are
im 15 and broke so i couldnt fly even if i wanted to unless my parents put me on the plane i would however love to discuss what you think a slowpoke is
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Dude, Christianity sucks
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Dude, Christianity sucks. I mean, what’s the point in believing in a savior who wants you to drink his blood and eat his flesh? The inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. Wings and halos and playing harps in heaven, and that an anthropomorphic “God” created the universe in “seven days”… sucks. You are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, Flying Spaghetti Monster and His prophet Bobby Henderson and the whole Pastafarian belief. You are throwing away FSM’s generous offer of beer and strippers in heaven for some cannibalistic savior? ……………………………………….think well………………………………………
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- Cap’nUberbob
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If I actually believe you were 15 I’d be embarassed right now.
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Fantastic link Rowdy:
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http://politics.videosift.com/video/Pat-Condell-Why-Does-Faith-Deserve-Respect
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I just watched it. Pat Condell is a great bloke.
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@ ۞ – Glad you liked the link! This is the first I’ve heard of him. He’s intelligent, well-spoken and well-presented.
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Looking forward to this leg of the tour! :)))
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Pat Condell does come over well. Never heard of him either.
All his thinking is sound.
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Unlike they guy that posted this hate mail.
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All praise the FSM (Parmesan Be Upon Him), who hath brought us more hate-mail that we may mock it, in our various and sundry ways.
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Yeah stogoe. Lets laugh at the hate-mailers haphazard use of capitals!
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I see the Cap’n beat me to a mirror, but I’ll just make one of my own for fun.
Dude, Jesus sucks. I mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of skin and bones with a lot of meat? The inventor of this thing was trying to calm everyone down when he thought about it. Angels and happiness in heaven, and that the bunch of whatever-it-is created the universe when he decided there should be light… sucks. You are all inventing things and not remembering our real creator, FSM, and His son Bobby, and the whole Pastafarian belief. You are throwing away the healthy, important food we eat every day for some guy being murdered on a t-shaped stick?
Think well,
–Icecream
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Ramen Icecream.
teaching people about crucification might encourage self harm!
Kids. Don’t nail yourself to anything no matter how trendy people try and make it sound!
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Nothing remotely relevant to post! I love Hagen Daze Vanilla ice-cream.
And yeah – self crucifixion is a no no. You just can’t get that last nail in!
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I don’t remember anything about Bobby being the FSM’s son…
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Jesus walks in to a hotel. He gives the owner three nails and says “can you put me up for the night”.
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ba-da-da-dar-dar-dar-boom.
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The old ones are the best.
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We are all the FSM’s son. Allegorically.
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I guess it take two to crucify. Sounds like a song title.
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According to the Christians you can eat Jesus. I like FSM better, no need for a cleric to bless the pasta before you eat it.
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I’ve been watching other religions and basically you can say any old load of s**t you like and somehow if you say its an allegory that makes it right.
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No I don’t see it myself. But it is accepted practice so WTF.
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VB – I think icecream is confusing the Bible and the Gospel.
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@ Symbol guy – “we are all the FSMs son”
Or daughter, hopefully.
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VB, Allegorically of course.
See how easy this is?
The Roman Catholics are as rich as Croesus with better reasoning.
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Sorry I mean NO better reasoning. Oops.
Perhaps a bit better editing…
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Night all!
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I like to SUCK that spaghetti into my mouth. So yes FSM does suck. But in a good way. Tasty.
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Bertrand Russell, Thomas Paine – so right, so white, so English. Intellectually appealing, but unsatisfying. I thought I was agnostic until I discovered FSM, Yar!
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Does anyone else find it strange that the sender of this hate-mail refused to capitalize any word that was not in any way related to Christianity? I believe that in grammar school we learn that the first letter of a sentence deserves that title as well. I would say something about it being ironic that we are accused of being founded by a drunk but that would be unnecessary and cruel.
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Hmm. Thought this was a pleasant diversion, until I read Hate-Mail. I saw Lou Reed once. When he finished playing, people were either applauding or yelling abuse. It struck me that if you are going to do anything worthwhile, this was as good a yardstick as any.
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Rejoice fellow pirates! Rejoice!
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It looks like the FSM creation story may soon be taught in Texas schools!
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Follow the link to a story about the appointment of an IDiot to head the Texas State Board of education. Yes, yellow is the new pink and Texas is the new Kansas!
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http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/07/its_a_texas_tradition.php
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I’m tingling all over! Soon Texas will be teaching creationism, and we all know what comes next… CoFSM in classrooms! Yaaarrr!!
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator
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gardal, is a moron. he compares jesus’ sacrifice on the cross (a one time event) to the countless times the FSM’s noodly brethren have been eaten alive! no contest, FSM wins.
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