dude fsm sucks

Published by Bobby Henderson July 26th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal

392 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”

1. 141 - July 29th, 2007 at 9:18 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
   
   

   Campaign stalled…still looking for Wench Knockers.

2. 142 - July 29th, 2007 at 9:22 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   No one game to knock the Wenches here. Too many frying pans around :p)

3. 143 - July 29th, 2007 at 9:29 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
   
   

   @ BCA - Sorry about the campaign. I’m surprised a Wench Knockers hasn’t shown up! With the insanity of this group you’d think it would happen…

4. 144 - July 29th, 2007 at 10:41 pm - Red DutchPasta Wench Says:
   
   

   Wench Nikkiee
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
   No one game to knock the Wenches here. Too many frying pans around :p)

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   RAmen Nikkiee, I’ll keep mine polished and ready :)))))))

5. 145 - July 29th, 2007 at 11:53 pm - ۞ Says:
   
   

   Oh and yes, he said he´d pray for me.

   People say they’ll do that for us a lot.
   Either:
   a) They then don’t and are liars.
   b) We’re going to win the lottery/convert to xianity or whatever they pray for us to do.
   c) They’re religion is a bag of shite.
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   It’s hard to work out. Could some of the xians who’ve promised to pray for us ‘fess up if they actually did pray. ‘cos its either a) or c).

   PS: If they pray for us to convert then aren’t they asking God to violate our free will. I thought that wasn’t allowed.

6. 146 - July 30th, 2007 at 3:40 am - Booty Says:
   
   

   Argh - So bored! Head going to explode!
   You never told me your wife is away again, Cap’n - are you avoiding me? ;P
   The frying pan is in the wash, so you are safe there!
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   Hi Wrinkly Wench! Welcome aboard! Have you been stowing away then? ;)
   That’s OK, but you have to watch out for Ship’s Cat :)
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   Have a good holiday DPG!
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   Hi everyone else, I promise to try to catch up on the last few emails and comments later - too busy playing with my pussy lately :D :D :D

7. 147 - July 30th, 2007 at 5:41 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
   
   

   Booty - That sounds like a very worth while way to spend time. I like to spend as much time with pussy as I can.

8. 148 - July 30th, 2007 at 9:01 am - Iron Bess Says:
   
   

   Hi All…how was the weekend? Mine was busy as usual, heat wave doing in a bunch of seniors with no air. So carting loads to nice air conditioned hospitals where they usually recover nicely until they get booted out. Two more weeks of heat predicted…sigh.

9. 149 - July 30th, 2007 at 10:10 am - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
   
   

   Best of luck with your efforts Iron Bess.
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   It has been a bit slow.
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   Time to get cracking. Be a good pirate.

10. 150 - July 30th, 2007 at 12:36 pm - ۞ Says:
    
    

    Booty, Yes Mrs symbol is away again. On holiday.
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    I’m going out there on Friday or I would pop round and give your pussy a seeing to see to your pussy see your pussy.
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    Hang on that isn’t much better. Oh you know what I mean! :) ;)

11. 151 - July 30th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - Matt Says:
    
    

    This is interesting…only Christians send hate mail…what about other religions? Shouldn’t they be pissed too? Or are they the only ones threatened?

12. 152 - July 30th, 2007 at 12:54 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
    
    

    @ Booty and ۞ - You lot are hilarious! Keep it up! (Pun intended!!)

13. 153 - July 30th, 2007 at 1:54 pm - ۞ Says:
    
    

    Matt,
    The Christians send hate-mail.
    The Muslims send Boeings.

14. 154 - July 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm - One-eyed Wonderkin Says:
    
    

    Symbol dude - very nice.
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    Maybe the christians don’t feel that they get enough pursicution.

15. 155 - July 30th, 2007 at 5:02 pm - olivia LOIS Says:
    
    

    this is strange.
    there is no such thing as a flying spagetti monster!!
    GOD IS REAL..DAH!
    :D

16. 156 - July 30th, 2007 at 6:42 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    @ LOIS
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    Nih!

17. 157 - July 30th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
    
    

    @olivia LOIS
    Care to elaborate? What is your criterion for real, that you believe in him?

18. 158 - July 30th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    @LOIS
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    Pasta is real..DAH
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    Sounds almost as ill-informed as your statement.
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    VOTE NAP
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    BCA

19. 159 - July 30th, 2007 at 7:30 pm - whytheam Says:
    
    

    “beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk” I see you read our book.

20. 160 - July 30th, 2007 at 7:57 pm - CHRISTIAN Says:
    
    

    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN
    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO DUMB
    CHRIST FOR THE WIN

    PASTA FTL IT BELONGS IN MY STOMACH

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