dude fsm sucks

Published by henderob July 26th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal

392 Responses to “dude fsm sucks”

1. 121 - July 28th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - Alchemist Says:
   
   

   “Cricket!! Bleagh!”
   Yeah! Pretty much the way I feel at the moment.
   BTW - Hello and welcome. Watch out for some of the folks, they can get a bit silly!

2. 122 - July 28th, 2007 at 8:59 pm - Bob Saget Says:
   
   

   CNN was rite. your religion is ridiculous. yes, other religions hav ther fair share of absoloutly retarted things,but pastafarianism? WTF! u worship a fucking man made food! so stop believing in this B.S, you kno its not real…i think its funy when the truth is its GAY AS HELL

3. 123 - July 28th, 2007 at 9:06 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
   
   

   BS, I hate 1 vs. 100
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   So there.

4. 124 - July 28th, 2007 at 11:39 pm - Stereotypical Environmentalist... Says:
   
   

   Bob Saget, please use apostrophes. Also, it really wouldn’t kill you to capitalize at the beginnings of sentences as opposed to at the end of one of them. You could also do yourself a lot of good by actually spelling words out, like “right”, “have”, “you”, and “know”, and on that same topic, I find it “absolutely” “retarded”, and “funny” that you misspelled all of those words.

5. 125 - July 29th, 2007 at 3:08 am - angryyoungatheist Says:
   
   

   as i’ve said before, god really needs to get a new advertisement. bob saget is obviously not selling any faith here.

6. 126 - July 29th, 2007 at 3:17 am - ۞ Says:
   
   

   Bob, Is hell gay?
   They talk about torture, but that probably means there’s a 10 minute queue for a latte.

7. 127 - July 29th, 2007 at 3:21 am - ۞ Says:
   
   

   SE, Bob did manage however to spell believing ridiculous and pastafarianism correctly.

8. 128 - July 29th, 2007 at 10:40 am - Red Dutch Pasta Wench Says:
   
   

   I always disliked Bob Saget, the guy pretended to be funny but never was.
   PS Bob, I’m writing in a (for me) foreign language, hence the spelling and grammar errors, what’s your excuse?

9. 129 - July 29th, 2007 at 4:41 pm - Bob Saget Says:
   
   

   okay, so all u do is criticize spelling because u kno im rite. o, and by the way my orgin is latvian, so i hav some spelling issues

10. 130 - July 29th, 2007 at 5:36 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    some?

11. 131 - July 29th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - Vindhyan Bob Says:
    
    

    I would expect any spelling errors to at least follow phonetic rules…

12. 132 - July 29th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    My organ is American…..so there

13. 133 - July 29th, 2007 at 6:26 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
    
    

    @Wrinkly Wench
    ¨BTW
    Where’ve the IPOG people gone? I’ve been out of things for a bit & they’ve evaporated. DPG was doing a great job when I last dropped in.¨
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    Not all Pastafarians would agree with you, but thanks for the compliment. Krony is still around on the same thread. I said I´d post a reply to him after my holiday. Humble Pie has turned to the ultimate losers argument when he couldn´t produce ANYTHING in a science debate: criticising me for the tone of my posts rather than posting anything of substance.
    .
    I´ll be happy to exchange some more thoughts with krony when I have some more time, but HP has shown himslef to be just another dishonest believer who will stoop pretty low to cling to his fairy taile beliefs. Maybe it was when some posters who had initially condemned my strong tone (ok, I admit, it was outright yelling) turned against him that he chickened out.
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    Oh and yes, he said he´d pray for me. Bwahahahaha! May the FSM have mercy on that misguided man.

14. 134 - July 29th, 2007 at 7:28 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
    
    

    @ DPG - Hope things are going better for you! I guess HP really did chicken out. All I said to him was to expect problems if he quoted things out of context…oh well. I guess not everyone can handle intellectual scrutiny.
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    @ Wrinkly Wench - Haven’t had a chance to say hi yet! So Welcome and RAmen from Rowdy Wench!!
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    @ BCA - I seem to be missing you lately…I’ll check back to see if you are still around this evening.
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    @ RDPW - I never liked Bob Saget either!

15. 135 - July 29th, 2007 at 7:37 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    @RW…Stop missing me

16. 136 - July 29th, 2007 at 7:53 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
    
    

    @ BCA - I know, I know! It’s much more fun to run into you! :))) Hope you are doing well! I’ll be back in a bit…

17. 137 - July 29th, 2007 at 8:14 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    It is?

18. 138 - July 29th, 2007 at 8:19 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
    
    

    Well I thought so! I meant in a fun way! :))

19. 139 - July 29th, 2007 at 8:24 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    ok

20. 140 - July 29th, 2007 at 8:28 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
    
    

    :)) How goes the campaign? You had some really great platform ideas last I knew!

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