dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Forget the bloke, take a toke?
I’m rusty.
I’m crusty yet trusty! Have a toke? I have, you daft bloke :)
well the whole thing is that sar, is that we’r saefaryin folk, and we dont’ believe in that Jesus stuff, so we instead have a superior god that can give us nurishment and actually has balls…2 of them infact…and you’re god isn’t human i suppose..so he has none…..interesting
OK let’s take a closer look.
hate hate hate. hate hate, hate’s hate hate hate hating hate hate hate hate hate hate 2 hate. hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate. hate hate hater hate hate hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate… hate. hate hate hate hate hate hate hating jubus jebus jebus, jebus jebus jebus jebus Jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus. jebus jebus jebus jebus Jebus’ jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus jebus?. ………………………………………hate hate………………………………………
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Something seems wrong here . .
This will be religious discrimination against all Pastafarian children! It’s an outrage!
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“Pipe Cleaners, Googly Eyes Cut From Elementary School Arts Budget”
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/65057
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May his Noodly Appendage stop them.
RAmen
:p
On the one hand they won’t be able to model his noodliness but on the other they will have to make pictures with macaroni.
Whatever they do to drive him out the FSM is there because the FSM is everywhere.
You are never out of reach of his noodly appendage.
RAmen
It goes to show how much his noodliness loves everybody. according to christianity, god watches you when you’re in the shower, but according to pastafarianism, the FSM touches you too!
Hi Nikkiee, nice to see you post again:). We missed you.
I’ve mentioned this before, but did you know that sometimes the FSM chooses to reveal he’s been touching you by allowing bits of his spaghetti sauce to become visible where it rubbed off.
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If you find unexplained food stains on your clothes - I’m thinking particularly after a night out maybe - you know that you’ve been touched by his noodly appendage.
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No that isn’t kebab sauce, it is sacred spaghetti sauce. Wear it with pride!
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However in the shower the evidence will wash away almost immediately so you can neither prove or disprove that he’s been touching you.
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Because we’re a religion and allowed to make ’special’ religious logical inference. That’s a bit different from science where we have to things so called ‘properly’.
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So the fact that we can not prove or disprove something means we get to decide and whatever we say has to be respected as the truth.
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So yes you are touched by his noodly appendage whenever you shower…
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In science we have to believe the truth whatever it is and that is frankly undemocratic. We should all be given a choice and make up our own minds about what we want to be true. That’s religion.
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RAmen.
@۞ Aug 18th, 2007 at 4:48 am “In science we have to believe the truth whatever it is and that is frankly undemocratic. We should all be given a choice and make up our own minds about what we want to be true. That’s religion.”
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First annex to ۞’s definition of “religion”:
We should all be given a priest and believe what he wants to be true. That’s organised religion.
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RAmen.
At last a serious religion!
Thank you so much!
@Jaap
Welcome to the church of the FSM. Hang around, post some more if you like. :)
We’ve been having a number of Dutch visitors lately. Your name is common in the Netherlands too. You’re another Dutch convert?
Het wordt nog druk hier :)
We can but hope, RDPW!
an t’Yorkies ere! ’tis a nice leikin place! :P
You have your belies and we have ours.
I like pie! Meeps!
I think we’ve met our first Piestafarian!
Wow………………… like I’m converting now you hipocrite
Welcome to the church Polly :) Good to have another Wench on board.
Hi DPG
Thanks :)) Lot on at the moment I’m afraid so my visits here have been sporadic and brief. :(