dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Hi new pirates! Welcome aboard :D
I would offer you some rum, but I drank it all - sorry :D
Important Note for New Pirates: Booty is lying. She keeps a stash of grog under her bed.
Damn and blast it!
Do you mind? I already wasted a good glass of wine at the weekend, no need to use up any more!
And, no, you can’t sleep in my bed afterwards….
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Aug 16th, 2007 at 4:56 am
Important Note for New Pirates: Booty is lying. She keeps a stash of grog under her bed.
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that’s not the way to get her to give you some! New pirates, always be very, very nice to Booty, she is very generous :P
@Alchemist - hey love the calculations, if you could put that on a chart, well that would just be the cat’s ass!
Wish I could oblige IB but my graphing skills are chemical in origin. “First draw your curve, the plot your data” (- thanks to Nikki for that one, I think it came from satirewire?)
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What am I talking about! … That’s perfect for theology :)
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Regarding Rudolph!
I was meditating last evening.
It was a beautiful English Summer’s evening! Warm, wet and gnat infested.
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As I studied “The Book of Revelations” I was struck by such insight that my whole world was shook! The very cornerstones of my existence burned!
Anyway, I got rid of the bomber that landed in my lap and continued my study …
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Rev: 17:5 (regarding the woman on the beast)..
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“This title was written on her forehead:
Mystery
Babylon The Great
The Mother Of Prostitutes
And Of The Abominations Of The Earth
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Look at the highlighted letters folks! What more proof do you need?
Rudolph is the beast!
Bugger! I knew I’d cock it up!
alchemist-im having trouble finding “rudolph is beast”
another hidden meaning in the bible. very interesting, please share more.
@ TrueBeliever
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Yeah - I *kinda* made a *little* balls-up. I missed bolding a few letters! Give me a few minutes and I’ll correct it :D
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More hidden meanings? What do you want? Conspiracies and hidden meanings are everywhere - if you know what to look for :D
This title was written on her forehead:
Mystery
Babylon The Great
The Mother Of Prostitutes
And Of The Abominations Of The Earth
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Damnation - I can’t find a “d” anywhere!
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OK - that one was a cock-up :)
- ooh there it is :) You can fill the rest in :)
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I was making it up TB!
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Have a laugh - it’s fun :)
@alchemist-i know hidden meanings are every where. i just want to hear more about this one.
@TB
“@alchemist-i know hidden meanings are every where. i just want to hear more about this one.!
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OK- you’ll have to give me time to discern the message though!
you can have all the time you want. maybe crack out a bible, make it more believable…or less believable.
test
TB - What would you like?
anything entertaining, i dont really care
maybe something true from the bible, thats normally pretty funny!
and by true i mean something in the bible, not true. that wouldnt exist.
Hell fire - you’re a hard audience!
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I looked, and there before me was a white cloud (I’m thinking ’shrooms here), and seated on the cloud (yup - that or LSD) was one like a son of man with a crown of gold on his head and a sharp sickle in his hand …
Rev. 14:14
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Improve on that for humour :D
i am scared now. i dont want to go find a bible (it would involve moving) but im pretty sure thats real and people actually believe that. and that scares me.