dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
it’s payote time for jesus!
Christians if you’re troubled by a burning bush, it is probably just thrush and nothing to worry about.
Go and see your doctor and he/she will give you some pills.
Julie - yeah, what ۞ said :)
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It’s a well known fact that John had a serious mushroom habit! How else do you explain Rudolph the sex-maniac Reindeer in the Book of Revelations?
i don’t believe i’ve read that passage. could you refer me please?
When I read the Revelation I always think of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
The only certainty of the Bible is that who ever wrote the Revelation was doin’ some serious drugs.
Commodore Angry,
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The Revelation is highly allegorical and cryptic. Although it doesn’t specifically mention Rudolph the sex-maniac reindeer if you analyse the text closely you will realise the references.
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Alchemist has an extraordinary spirituality and doesn’t always realise that not everyone understands the text so clearly.
I understand Alchemist perfectly, always have.
Those that don’t understand him, just haven’t been there.
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Mornin’ D.
Ain’t that the truth Brother!
Morning D :)
@ Alchemist - “It’s a well known fact that John had a serious mushroom habit! How else do you explain Rudolph the sex-maniac Reindeer in the Book of Revelations?” It has to be true! It’s been written! If it’s written down, people must believe it! :)))
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@ ۞ - “Alchemist has an extraordinary spirituality and doesn’t always realise that not everyone understands the text so clearly.” Is that the same thing as “Alchemist is totally nutters?” :)))
can i just say, to all the Christians who complained, and especially the one that said it was made by a drunk, to him, how do you think your religion was made? and to the rest, now one cares about your opinuen, no matter how hard you force it on others
People who don’t understand genius often misunderstand it a insanity.
Unfortunately there are far more nutcases claiming to be geniuses than geniuses miscategorised at nutcases.
If you’ve ever read the Revelations you’ll be hard pressed to state with confidence that there isn’t a sub-text about about a sex-maniac reindeer.
I refer all doubters to the following passage:
AHEM!
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Then I saw another beast, coming out of the earth. He had two horns like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon…”
Rev: 13:11
Reindeer much? Hum? Well? Speak up disbelievers?
This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is a number of man. His number is 666. I left alone my mind was blank, I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind … sorry, where was I? … Oh yeah..
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Look at the name! Rudolph. If you convert those letters into numbers, so R is 18, U is 21 etc - then the name adds up to 94!
With me so far?
Then if you multiply 94 by 7 (the number of days in a week! Cunning eh?) - you get 658.
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The really cunning bit is the last one - When John wrote the Book of Revelations he was squatting at number 8, The Willows, Gethsemane. So if you add 8 to 658 you get …
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Yes 666!
Proof!
oops sorry about that - has it gone?
Easy really,
and congrats to Dan for knowing too!
@Alchemist
Your logic is no less worthy than that used in the rest of the Bible :) People, put your hands together for what is the best piece of theological scholarship for a long time.
DutchPastaGuy
Aug 14th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
@Alchemist
Your logic is no less worthy than that used in the rest of the Bible :) People, put your hands together for what is the best piece of theological scholarship for a long time.
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Bravo! Bravo! well done!
I’m not against fsm, and i don’t care if you are, but shit there is more than christianity. You guys think you need to convert EVERYONE. As a jew i just don’t understand how you can be so single minded. Stop worrying about other people and start lovin thy neighbor or whatever jesus taught you. dick.
Claire,…………..it’s parody.
But as you mentioned being jewish there is one thing I feel I must mention. This idea of the jews being His chosen people, errr, WRONG! Pirates are His chosen people. I know you’ve been used to the idea for a long time and got all comfy with it etc. But it’s really wrong. Pirates are His chosen people.
This is a refreshing and hilarious look at what constitutes a religion.
For those of you in a religion that combines “Choir Boys” with “Pediphile Priests” ….and has a history of Crusades (and killing) for those who don’t choose the Peace and Love of Christianity…. or when the killing of doctors justifies your religious stance on pro-life….
…I would think understanding the concept of IRONY should be a mandatory pre-requisite in the teaching of your religion. GET A CLUE….ACQUIRE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
@A Pastagnostic!
Welcome to the church of the FSM.