dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Symobol dude
“There’s a hilarious modern replay of that myth over on the In Pursuit of God site.
Someone called Nashdude believes that his wifes pregnancy is a miracle because he is sterile!
Ha Ha Ha Ha.”
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Just checked out the ole Final Harvest…it’s gotta be a hoax…not even Millsey and his flock are that stoopid…
Wtf? Don’t you know this is just sattire? I’m a Christian and have no problems with it, it’s very funny. And if you think it’s serious you need to see a psychiatrist. I know some good ones, contact me.
@Anon - What separates one fairy tail from another? Just because more people profess faith in your god, does that make it real? At one point the majority of the planet thought the planet was flat, where they right?
@thumper,
If Nashdude is satire he is a very good satire. He’s a senior member in that group with (as I mentioned) over 2000 postings stretching back months.
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Hats off if he’s a gag!
Oh, and speaking of long running satires. Takes one to know one my fluffy tailed friend.
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Have they let you back on the site yet?
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I took a wander over there yesterday, saw Nashdude apologising for attending a Baptist church rather than a Pentecostal. Seems like there is a pecking order of denominations even within the disestablished church. What a shock!
Alchemist,
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I’ve got a login called Rub El Hizb which seems to be OK.
I haven’t posted with it.
Though I’m sorely tempted to point out to Nashdude the more earthly explanation for his miracle.
Tee Hee.
He must be a troll. Macho guy like him isn’t going to admit to firing blanks and marry someone called Mary who then has a miracle pregnancy.
Too funny.
He’s very good if he is a troll but I admit the miracle pregnancy of Mary is a bit, well :) I’d have been proud of that if it got past the mods :)
Hello all,
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I´m pretty sure Nashdude is genuine. I had an endless shouting match with him on dating methods etc in the ¨how to talk to atheist friends¨thread. Sounds like a very real faith head to me. Brings up all the standard canards like the second law of thermodynamics and other YEC shite. I don´t a troll would stoop that low.
I haven’t looked at the thread yet, but his production (almost on cue) of the standard objections could be taken as evidence that he is a troll.
Oh dear FSM that miracles thread is painful!
Xians have this wonderful phrase “There’s none so blind as those who will not see”
Seems very apt in this instance!
Excuse me while I go and bang my head against a wall now…..
Speaking of miracles, there’s a great story about the Pope, Bill Clinton, and the Virgin Mary. The punch line is: “….gee, Your Holiness….I…she…you’re too late….”
Hahahahahahaha
Your the asshole, fascist, fsm is just as likely as your beliefs, Your beliefs are solely based on circular logic, that makes no sense at all, for instance, the bible is true because it says it is. boy that makes alot of sense doesnt it. just like fsm, which btw is just a way to say hey, believing in a flying speghetti monster is just as ridiculous as believing in god,(which i do) and its not like were trying to push these beliefs upon you, like what your trying to do to us, because were not fascist. we just believe that circular logic that cant be proven, should not be taught in a science class room.
Yeah, what he said!! Fascist!!
RAmen garrett
Hey people, you know about Jesus and his ‘burning bush’? Well, some people burn Jymsung (sp?) weed and breath the fumes to get high. So some bloke named Jesus found some weed, burned it, and, oh, i dunno, hallucinated that god was talking to him?! Also, the christian ‘god’ was invented by bored sheep herders.
Religion is lint in the belly button of humanity. FSM is the olive in my martini of life. RAmen
gardal…Speaking as a non-Christian and one who owns a bread maker, I am unsure as to why you would waste your time on such an inarticulate and non-insightful comment as this, however I am willing to take your advice on how much yeast I should add when making whole-wheat.
Praise FSM, boil until al-dente
Julie - You are thinking of Moses. Jesus starved himslef in the desert for 40 days and had visions.