dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
That quiz is broken. It states that i am an atheist. But am I not most clearly a pastafarian?
@Alchemist Aug 4th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
“No way are there 600 Aussies here :)”
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I’d agree:) 20million of them in OZ though….I know a few of them…not all though. :p))
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JB
“every time an IDiot or YEC lays an egg… err… thinks he/she makes a sensible statement.”
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Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 4th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
“Bruuuk Bok Bok Bok Braaaagurk!!!!”
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I believe Horace just laid an egg!
hehehehe…..laughs at that image.
Stop it- eggs are for people too!
surprising, apparently i’m an atheist.
i found more evidence of the fsm in queensland today, will post pictures soon.
Thanks for the link to the quiz Alchemist. I ended up atheist too.
Man this guy is thick, does he not know that jesus and god are one of the same, (supposiedly). O and whats the point in believeing in some all powerfull overlord, that is even more improable the his supposed creation.
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Making the world smarter one idiot at a time
Huge surprise, I am an Atheist, now lets find a really challenging quiz. Somthing along the lines of how do you make toast?
I’m a whatever. though i don’t think that’s a good thing. I’d rather be a pastfarian Pirate!
@ZOO MOTEEN Aug 4th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
“Stop it- eggs are for people too!”
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You think Horace may be a person? I suppose that is possible…. ;)
“dude fsm sucks”
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No, He flies.
Your religion makes no sense.
First off, God committed adultery. He practically raped Mary. How does that even make sense? A virgin giving birth? Wtf?!
Second, according to Evangelicalism, the point of the religion is to convert everyone to your own religion. That’s just crap. Sorry.
Third. When God created the Universe (there was supposedly nothing but himself), he said “let there be light.” Problem there. Light didn’t exist at the time, but he created it. Words didn’t exist, either. Neither did language. It’s so freaking confusing, it doesn’t make any sense!
Fourth: People are making money off selling Bibles. Where’s God’s cut in the profit? It seems downright blasphemy to sell God’s work and make money off of it.
Pastafarianism is so much simpler. Don’t become Pastafarian if you don’t want to. It’s your choice.
Glad you like the site.
Dude, FSM RULEZ! :)
FSM rocks! its more true then Christianity, i mean c’mon! we’ve all seen spaghetti, but who has ever seen a lame guy with a dumb beard come back from the dead, just to float off into the sky?!?
FSM is the only religion for me!!
I’ve never even seen anyone come back from the dead or float off in to the sky, let alone both.
I have seen people with beards sandals and poor personal hygiene though.
But I’ve seen a lot more pasta.
RAmen.
@Follower Of FSM # 373286216
Welcome to the church of the FSM to you as a new adherent.
well, its good to finaly find a religion that is actually believable!
All hail the Spaghedeity!
RAmen
Etay,
I don’t think God raped Mary. You know what a turn on some chicks find power. As soon as God said hello baby, she’d be ‘Joseph who? Hello Hotshot!’
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There’s a hilarious modern replay of that myth over on the In Pursuit of God site.
Someone called Nashdude believes that his wifes pregnancy is a miracle because he is sterile!
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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I’m not at home so I can’t find you the link.
One of the other Pastafarians (*cough* disciples) might be able to find it.
he may be sterile, but i bet the neighbour isn’t.
Found it.
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http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/debates-discussion/6015-miracles-do-you-have-examples-2.html#post79143
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I forgot his second wife (who was subject to the miracle ;) ) is called Mary.
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I know you’re going to say it’s a hoax, but I’m pretty sure Nashdude is a genuine bona fide asshole and not some sort of satirical troll.
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He has 2,614 posts on that forum at a rate of over 11 a day.
If he’s a parody, he’s working hard at it!
Aya,
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There’s something in the Bible about Love Thy Neighbour.
Mary is just taking it literally like any good fundie should!