dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things and not remembering our real Creator, God and His son Jesus and the whole Christian belief. you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some drunk bunch of pasta?. ………………………………………think well………………………………………
-gardal
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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huh?
i think plenty, fsm rocks man!!!!!
holycow my second 1st post!!!! and second post gold and silver, a pirates favorite things
except rum
and for the third post
gardal, you need to update your vocabsucks is not particularly offending
and what in fsm’s name is wrong with pasta and drunkkenness????
So? When was the last time a pastafarian knocked on your door at 8am on a Saturday morning? .. ok.. so never right? so click the back button, nobody’s forcin’ our belief on you. I only hope that one day you too might be touched by one of His noodley tendrils. Arrrggg!
Bronze!
no bronze for you slowpoke ۞
get inline faster
we new yorkers are so pushy remember
♫ Always believe in Bronze! ♫
♫ Blah Blah Blah ♫
♫ Bronze! ♫
♫Can’t remember the words! ♫
♫ Bronze ♫
A new thread!!! Yayyyy!!!
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Hi ۞!
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Back in a bit…
nice song ۞
Yeah. the rules are you can’t claim more than one medal.
So you got Gold. Stratus42 got silver. I got bronze.
Methinks this piece of hate mail sounds a little faked, mainly because of this statement: “what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs”
oh, oops, i always thought it was by the posts not the posters aha
thanks for clearing that up
I think slowpoke is a compliment and the wenches will agree!
keep it G rated ۞
you never know if there are minors around ……….. lol
I have no idea what you’re talkin about NYP.
either you’re sarcastic or my psychic powers have decreased of late, along with brain power in general
I know. Fly over to my place. I’ll show you what I think a slowpoke is and we’ll discuss whether we’re on the same page.
Keep it G rated! WTF? :)) Not much chance of that NYP!!
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@ ۞ - “slowpoke” - yup, I agree! :)) Different note, have you seen this:
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http://politics.videosift.com/video/Pat-Condell-Why-Does-Faith-Deserve-Respect
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Very good stuff! 5 minutes well spent.
@ ۞ - Did you give up the idea of a worldwide tour? Imagine my disappointment! :))
A drunk bunch of pasta?
That’s His Noodly Appendage you’re talking about!
What do you think of an old bearded freak in a dress?
Is that a good leader?
ask yourself that.