I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.
Good day, anonymous
@angryyoungaytheist
I don’t know what goes on in Engalnd son but in England there’s no rogering the little sister, fondling the cousin or screwing the pooch. “Well bred” denotes the proficient manner in which the breeding is accomplished and the fine stock produced. I think you need a birching
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All hail the Mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!! ARGH! (pirate voice)
I love the concept of this and how it shows how stupid a religion really is. As somebody who was raised without a religion and never set a foot in a church in my hole life I actually feel like becoming a member of the CotFSM.
Classic!
Thank you for great site!
Greeting from the Netherlands
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Hoi Mathijn, welkom bij de kerk. Er meer Nederlandse piraten ook op deze sit.
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@Rowdiest – There are a couple of experiments that I would like to try out. How is the back?
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Good noodley morning and happy Holy Friday to all wenches, pirates and she-pirates alike. Let’s all have a swig or two to celebrate the day. I’m off to sing a sea shanty while finishing up the budget.
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Somebody say stiffer wood? “Excuse me while I whip this out”
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@Mathijn – hey how in all that is holy and beer-like did you ever manage to go your entire life without that indoctrination of church and religion. I have to say, I am just a tad bit jealous. Welkommen to the CoFSM and may his noodley appendages tickle you with their warmth.
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@OEW – you be sounding like you are coveting someone else’s wench there matey. Drink some grog and go watch some strippers afore someone runs a cutlass across your britches!
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@Sanchez – whoa there boy. No pulling out the stiffer wood.
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@Logan – if you are still around, read the Gospel of the FSM and it will tell you that the CoFSM accepts all religions and even has a 30 day trial period. I thought you said that you were up on all of our practices?
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@ OEW – The back’s fine! :)) LOL!!! Laughing is a good way to start the day! :))
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@ IB – Happy Friday to you! :) Question – what is the difference between a wench and a she-pirate? You are the first of us to be a she-pirate so I’m uncertain! :)
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@ Sanchez – You said to remind you to buy some SoCo today, so – buy some SoCo today! :))))
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@ Mathijn – Welcome and RAmen!!
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@ RW, let the panty droppin begin! Great start to our Holy Holiday!
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RAmen to all
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On a side note, I had pasta last night in preparation for our Holy Holiday. I even saved half of it for today.
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Iron Bess – Thansk for the advice. I did not know that you and Rowdiest were a couple. Cool.
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Happy Friday to you Iron Bess and all others.
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Ummm… You’re raised Christian? The Christian faith was “made up” by people who “tried to find information to back it up.” The major difference is they did a much worse job than the prophet Bobby has. The best evidence the Christian’s can come up with is “it says so in the Bible.” If that was all the assurance our prophet Mr. Henderson gave us — “Just read it in my book and you’ll know it’s true” — he would be ridiculed and have garnered no respect in the scientific community. But Mr. Henderson has given us extensive evidence that suggests, if not proves, the FSM’s existence. None of us were “raised” in the tradition of FSM, none of us were told while growing up that we’d better believe this or there’d be hell to pay. We came to these conclusions on our own, without being “brainwashed” as you so elegantly put it. You’re fourteen years old. Your mind is still young and developing. I plead to you, before they brainwash you entirely, GET OUT! You, my friend, are stuck in a fake religion! I do not ask of you to convert to our faith, only to free your mind and look at the subject with your own eyes! Not your parents’ eyes, because chances are they’ve never used theirs either, they relied on *their* parent’s word that if they don’t accept the religion they’re given they’ll rot in hell for eternity. It’s a pretty scary thought, rotting in hell for all eternity, so I could see why it would scare you into blindly accepting the alternative. I urge you — think for yourself! God, The FSM, Allah, Brahma, whoever… they gave you a brain for a reason! Use it and come to your own conclusions, whatever they be!
Ramen
~Shaggy
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I’m telling you, those people who wrote the Bible were geniuses. They were able to scare the living shit out of people with just two words, faith and hell. If you didn’t have faith, you will go to hell…plain as that. In fact, that should have been their entire Bible, just that one sentence. I can see how back in the day that could scare some people into being a believer, but come on people, free your mind and make your own decisions on what to believe…
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RAmen
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@ OEW – “I did not know that you and Rowdiest were a couple. Cool.” Ahahahahahahaha!!!! Hilarious! :)) Hubby has said for years that I’d be perfect if I just had a girlfriend! :))
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@ Sanchez – Should be a good day! :))
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@ Shaggy – Welcome and RAmen!
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@ OEW – oh but aren’t you just the funniest guy today. As much as RW is a girl after my own heart I only be bedding one Pirate and he be a big ‘un. And before your black hearted imagination runs wild on that one…he is six four.
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@ Sanchez – actually I also think they managed to scare people in those days by suggesting that if they did not believe they might regret it by losing all of their money and being tortured a tiny bit and then killed in some fun and fanciful fashion.
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@ Shaggy – too bad you weren’t around a few days back, we had some pretty serious discussions going with some xtian types some of which were fundies disguised as open minded people. Welcome to the Fun House, happy Holy Friday and RAmen to you.
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Rowdiest – That is what all husbands think about their wives.
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Iron Bess – I am just sleep deprived. I know that you understand the 14 hour day. your significant other is six four? Good for him. Makes it difficult to get through tiny door ways on a boat though. Good for deck fighting but not for inside fights on the boat.
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Shaggy – welcome. It is fun and will make you wonder how some people can get dressed in the morning.
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IB – “…and he be a big ‘un. And before your black hearted imagination runs wild on that one…he is six four.”
Is that 6′4″ or 6 4/12″ :D
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@ OEW – That does seem to be consistent! :)))
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@ Alchemist – Reliable as always to “misinterpret” what people say! :))) Love it! :))
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@shaggy. agree with you 150%.
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@OEW- who says we get dreesed in the morning. Since it’s the summer i don’t even wake up till 11:00 am.
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@ Alchemist – I said a big ‘un, not a tiny one. You figure it out. :)
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@ OEW – why for are you sleep deprived? That makes for a cranky Pirate.
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So great news, I have the whole long weekend off! I will be doing some serious sleeping in!
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@ IB – Wee hee! Sleeping in is good for the soul! :))
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I am sleep dreprived because of going on day 5 of 14 hour days. Not fun, but keeps a pirate in rum.
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Sleep takes away from drinking time, so does work. :( I have to find me a rich she-pirate to pay for what she could get for free, so I can work at home. ;)
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TFSMIF
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Happy holy day to everyone!
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RAmen.
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yes i hope you all at least are wearing a eyepatch while going about your normal bueisness on this holy friday.
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@ OEW – I hear ya brother, if I could find me a rich Pirate, well than I’d have two and I wouldn’t have to keep working.
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@ LOTPF & beast – unfortunately my eye patch is at the cleaners so I am wearing my bra cock eyed over my head.
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IB – Now how am I supposed to focus on work? :)
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IB-Wow, yeah, that’s really quite the mental image
Anyway grog for everyone this holiest of days!!!
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btw I hope I’m not confusing anyone with my new name, I’m Logan just to clairafy that. Anyway how will ye all be spending ur Friday?
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I’m confused, but only because my mind is single tracked on all the rum I will be drinking starting in two hours.
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RAmen
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@ Logan – We are used to random name changes! Not a problem!!
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@ IB – Fantastic eye patch solution! :))
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@ everyone – gone for the weekend. Catch up with you later!
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I live in Vegas, so I think I’ll spend all weekend walking the strip and yelling “Aaarrrrrgh!” randomly at tourists.
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Hehehehehe
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Various Deities Still Sorting Through Victims Of Tragic Queens Bus Accident
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/various_deities_still_sorting
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I’d object to this if it weren’t for the Fifth “I’d really rather you didn’t”:
“I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.”
I will go get some food, then challenge your bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas.
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Well, it certainly got her attention, now didn’t it?
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Hi. This is my first post. I am currently taking a class on Monotheistic Religion (it’s hell…I mean a requirement to graduate). It’s is suppose to be a study of religion, but as it turns out the teacher is a religious fanatic, who offers nothing to the academic community or to me. Anyway after she told me I was close-minded, was going to burn in hell, and my interpretation of the Christian Bible was wrong and unimportant, my sister mentioned The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to me. I researched it and I am hooked.
Moving on. I would like to pointed out that Christians have no right to accuse others of brainwashing. They baptise kids at approx. 6 months and make them fully commit to the church at 14. Why not wait until people are old enough to make intelligent, responsible desicions on their own?
Lastly, Christians are so quick to label people as immoral and what not, yet the Southern Christian Leadership Conference is honoring Michael Vick for Outstanding Leadership ( I know they are mostly a civil rights org, and I am all for civil rights, but they still are affiliated with Christianity ). In my eyes that means that Christians think we should all start illegally carrying guns and abusing animals. Good one…
Capt. W
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Sorry… and by “hell” I mean Michigan, not Norway
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@ Captain W – Welcome and RAmen! I hope you can stay a while and enjoy the hilarity, insanity and sometimes useful discussions!!
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@ Captain W
do you serve under commodore horace t swordfish by chance?
i’m very glad to knw that you discovered the CoFSM through education, and am really hoping that you do a paper on it. that’ll give your teacher the shits.
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Who is Commodore Horace T Swordfish? What’s his agenda, is he really an English gentleman or just another pirate hating, God loving, birch weilding wackjob…and what does the “T” stand for for FSM’sake????
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@Wenchy
If you’re out there…and I know you are…the “kill the wabbit” thing was really uncalled for…not nice…nasty…who’d wanna kill the wabbit…
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I didn’t/don’t endorse it Thumper…….just wanted to warn you of it.
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Yes who?? *blinks eyes innocently* Can’t imagine who :)
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Not me who talks about big cooking pots and rabbit stew. ;p))
Weeell….I may have added a comment about carrots ocassionally….but not been part of the hunting party.
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Hahahahahahahahaha……..
Perfect timing Red Ditch :p)
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Hehehehehe….check her for peeled carrots and a cooking pot Thumper :))
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“Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory?”
What, by trying to get it taught in schools? Religious brainwashing is what Pastafarianism is against. It’s the main reason the whole thing started.
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Thumper ™ Aug 7th, 2007 at 1:47 am
“and what does the “T” stand for for FSM’sake????”
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Gee I don’t know….how about Thomas? Trever? Umm…..Tony? Aha…Timothy! :p))
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How about Tits? Tonsils? Tornado? Trauma? Too Small? Tubby? Tapeworm? Trying? Torrettes? Tiny? Taciturn? Trendy? Tipsy? Tanned? Toe Jam? Terrific? Top Heavy? Tipple? Toast? Trite? Tube Socks? Tailwind? Tops’l? Tasmanian Devil? Tad? Todd? Tracey? Tamborine Man? Tobias? Tuba? Turnkey? Turkey?…oh I could just go on and on.
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I’m betting Tiny.
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Hi Thumper – “Who is Commodore Horace T Swordfish?”
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I’m not sure but I thought I caught an accent similar, but not identical, to English. Somewhat more suntanned I thought?
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I will be holding a special Spaghetti service today. What is the correct way to prepare The Noodles?
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