I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.
Good day, anonymous
wow, you just defined Christianity, well done!
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Matt. Indeed sir. Tis the sworn duty of every English nobleman to defend God, Queen and Country from villains and scoundrels such as these scurvy pastafarian jellyfish.
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@Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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A bounder sir? A bounder!
How dare you sir! It’s haddock at dawn for thee and me!
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Name your fish sir! I claim the Tiger Shark with the Elvis infatuation!
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@Alchemist
In this man’s navy we behave as gentleman sir. For Royal Navy men tis cannon at ten paces. Now retract your scandalous slight or face the searing kiss of hot cannon ball.
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I made no slight upon you sir! For it is you who are in the wrong!
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It is fish at dawn sir! Your perfidious protestations of propriety hold little sway with me.
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Choose thy fish!
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@Alchemist
It has not escaped my attention sir that your reference to both haddock and tiger shark are an underhanded attack on the noble name Swordfish.
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Swordfish men have served in the Royal Navy for 20 generations and I won’t have it sir! You sir are a rogue, a rascal and a rapscallion! No doubt you are also a drunkard and a womaniser!
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Now retract your vile slight or face the finest cannon duellist the Commonwealth has seen since Guy Falks.
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@ Alchemist – I obviously need to learn more about alcohol! :))) I’ve apparently never had proper whiskey. :(((
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@Alchemist
Egad man! Now you are corrupting young wenches into the evils of strong drink. Have you no shame? Cannon it is. Regulation 10B(1)(iii) of the Navy Code on Duelling, Fox Hunting and Other Manly Pursuits clearly states that as a common man, and a conjurer of devils, you must use the 10 inch wick. Obviously as an officer and a gentleman my wick shall be 5 inches. My second shall call upon your second in Hyde Park at sunrise. Good day sir.
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Good cod sir! You think I hold your name in jest? Are you fishing for trouble?
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Rowdy – truth is I’ll drink anything (booze wise). I’m not keen on rye whiskey (JD, Southern Comfort etc) I’ll drink it though :))
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An All-night Alliteration Attempt?
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@ Commodore – Alchemist has no corrupting to do! :) I don’t think he has any shame, and I don’t have much left either!!
@ Alchemist – Southern Comfort, also known as liquid panty remover! :)) We cook with it but I don’t drink it…
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@ BCA – Hi!! How’s it going today?
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@Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
“In my day you’d all be flogged”
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How much (pounds?) do you think you would we get for us?
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Rowdy! :)
Fancy meeting you here ;p)
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@Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 4:58 pm
“you must use the 10 inch wick. Obviously as an officer and a gentleman my wick shall be 5 inches.”
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Doesn’t sound very big :p)
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@Rowdiest Wench
“I don’t think he has any shame, and I don’t have much left either!!”
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Despicable; women, like an albatross, have no place aboard ship or in taverns, unless they are serving tankards of ale to men folk. In my day you’d have been put over a gentleman’s knee and birched before being made to wear a scarlet symbol identifying you as a wench of ill repute.
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Sounds good Horace :))
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“you’d have been put over a gentleman’s knee and birched before being made to wear a scarlet symbol identifying you as a wench of ill repute.”
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Well that last bit anyway. :) But, try keeping the Wenches off the ship, or out of the taverns and you may find yourself wearing a few cast iron frying pans as decoration! ;)
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@ WN – Hiya! Had to take a shower…back for a few!
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@ Horace – I am also “Oh yeah try it bastard! Woman” so don’t mess with me! :)) I’d guess it sounds like your day is over…
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The men of the British Admiralty will not be cowed by the lusty antics of a handful of disgruntle tavern wenches. Even pirates are aware that having a woman, or an albatross, aboard ship is courting the wrath of Davy Jones himself and generally ill fortune will favour any vessel harbouring wenches.
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I don’t think this group of pirates will sail without their wenches!
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“I don’t think this group of pirates will sail without their wenches!”
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Frying pans if they even try :p)
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That’s right! But I think they know better! :)))
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@Commodore Horace T Swordfish
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You know some fishermen are *still* superstitious about having a women on board! I was in a little fishing town in OZ and wanted to go out on one of the trips on any one of the commercial fishing trawlers. Most weren’t at all keen. Not health and safety reasons (probably would be nowadays) given for negative attitudes towards the idea from the skippers….was the women on board thing! True story!
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Besides Commodore Swordfish hasn’t seen our Wenchy outfits! :))
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Sensible folk are fisher folk. It’s also wise to keep your monocle peeled for witches.
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@Commodore Horace T Swordfish
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If in your day you didn’t have wenches drinking with you, then were all the men hitting on each other??? That’s pretty sick if you ask me. No really, I don’t get it, so you just sat around circle jerking with all your mates? I bet you’re one handed typing as I’m writing this…nasty. Screw your day, I’ll take mine and my wenches that will most definitely be drinking WITH me, not serving me!
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@Rowdiest Wench
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Remind me to go get some SoCo tomorrow.
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Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 7:26 pm
“It’s also wise to keep your monocle peeled for witches.”
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Just keep a monocled eye out for their cats Horace. :))
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May I inquire which of your parents disliked you enough to name you Horace Swordfish? :p)
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You speak like caveman.
You have brain of caveman too?
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Wench Nikkiee Aug 2nd, 2007 at 7:35 pm
“Just keep a monocled eye out for their cats Horace”
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And big cooking pots…..
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@ Sanchez – “Remind me to go get some SoCo tomorrow.” Ahahahahaha!!! Will do! :))
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@Dirty Sanchez
You sir are a cad. I’ll have you kissin’ the gunners daughter within a heartbeat for your impudence once we catch your carcass upon the high seas. Admiral Hornblower and the men of the British Admiralty are staunchly heterosexual and we tolerate no shenanigans aboard ship.
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You must be the cabin boy. Run along lad; the men folk are trading “broad sides” and you’d best stay back with the wenches where it’s safe.
@The Wenches
The milk in my earl grey has soured proving conclusively that you are witches. You shall be burned at the stake until proven guilty once captured.
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I’m not sure what you just called me… “I haven’t understood a word you’ve said since you’ve walked through that door.”
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“The milk in my earl grey has soured proving conclusively that you are witches.”
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Is that all? Nothing has fallen off yet?
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Must order some fresh Dinosaur scales for next brew!
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Oh Bugga! Now witches.com is all out of fresh cat’s claws!
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@Wench Nikkiee
“Must order some fresh Dinosaur scales for next brew!”
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Heresy! God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Godzilla.
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“Is that all? Nothing has fallen off yet?”
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Here at the British Admiralty nothing “falls off”. My word if a good birching wouldn’t set you straight.
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@ WN – I checked on eye of newt and dried deadly nightshade…no luck there either! We need a better supplier! I’m very disappointed…
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Arr….it be a Holy Friday afternoon in this magical land of OZ and this Wench be off to yonder tavern to taste of its liquid delights. I shall deal with thee later Horace T Swordfish! I suggest in the meantime you pray solemnly to your imaginary god! :))
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Rowdiest
Bummer!! Will have to get onto it stat!
I’ll have to leave you to the fantasies of Commodore Horace now. Careful though….I think he may have a little bit of a spanking fetish. :p)
Catch you later :))
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Possibly whipping!
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@ WN – Spanking’s OK! Whipping not so good! :)) Have fun! I’ll see what I can find for his tea…
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The British Admiralty, and indeed the Empire, was made great by steady, well bred, English gentleman with the good book in one hand and a stout length of birch in the other.
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Yep – and look what you have now! So much for birch! I daresay the wenches around here prefer to be flogged with stiffer wood than that anyway.
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Looking for a riding crop are we, Rowdiest?
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@ OEW – Ahahahahahaha!!! :)))))
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Sounds like you found it! Would you like another with a little more stiffness to it?
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@ OEW – I think experimentation is best! More stiffness should be good, but the important thing is to keep trying! :)))
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at the commodore
does ‘well bred’ in Engalnd have anything to do with ‘keeping it in the family’, may i inquire?
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by the way, i did mean England, shut up about my spelling.
while i’m at it commodore,
nothing falling off? i’m surethere was, leprosy was rife among you filthy english sea dogs, but your fickle diseases will prove to be nothing compared to the wrath of the wenches!
and i’m sure you were heterosexual, so when you say “come on, let’s get naked and you get on my back”, it’s not gay, just two sailors missing their wives?
well guess what commodore, i’ll bet your wench, if indeed you have one, is lucky to be around the drunken pirates in the tavern rather than one who’s parents were so closely related!
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