I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.
Good day, anonymous
Yeah, that sounds good, and y r u teaching a 13 year old depressed girl how to ride, and y’s she depressed?
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Where are you Bess?
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Well, I’m a professional horse back riding instructor and she’s one of my students. She opened up to me about being depressed and so I’m doing my best to help her.
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Where do I sign up for RW to ride me?
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Just thought I’d chime in, not to post anything intelligent at the moment, but just to get acquinted with my fellow Pastafarians.
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RAmen
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BCA, Get in line!
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Line starts at Oklahoma….
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You guys have very flimsy moral standards!
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Keep up the good work.
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Arrrgh!
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@ Sanchez – Welcome and RAmen!
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@ beastlt12 – Yes we do have flimsy moral standards! And we’re proud of it! RAmen! :)))
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@ BCA and ۞ – LMAO!!! Thanks guys! You know how to get on a wench’s good side!!! :))))))
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@Sanchez
Welcome to you as a new convert.
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Thanks guys and most loved wenches, I most definitely feel at home here…it’s like I have been born again ;)
RAmen
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Sanchez, I know what you mean! Stick around! It’s a great place to hang out.
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Hey, y r these comments still being used as a chat when we have a live chat up? Also, I personally love our low moral standards, y do u think pirating could be condoned without corruption of the church? Yey for pirates.
…I’m tired. c ya l8er
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Making up a religion and gathering false evidence….
Brainwashing children….
Tell me something, Anonymous. How many times have you been to church in your life? And how many times have you read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or visited invisiblepinkunicorn.com? You must ask yourself, who has really been brainwashed here?
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Yeah, hi Sanchez and welcome :)
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Logan – Chat is too time intensive for most of us here and forums are too slow (or moderated too much, have a power structure etc).
I imagine most folks have tried all three. We’re the ones that keep coming back here.
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Probably a personality thing :)
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Len Guini – truly and inspired name.
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@ Alchemist – yep, this format suits us quite well!
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@ Logan – the chat is fun but does not offer the opportunity for intellectual thought that this format does. And some of the insanity posted in the threads takes a while to type! :)))
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@Rowdiest Wench
“- the chat is fun but does not offer the opportunity for intellectual thought that this format does”…meow…meow…meow…
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Stop that right meow!
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RAmen
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@Logan
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“Hey, y r these comments still being used as a chat when we have a live chat up?”
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You really don’t expect a bunch of pirates and wenches to conform to someone else’s idea of what they should do, do you? Even though Bobby is the Prophet, he’s just another drunken pirate. Mind you, that’s not an insult. ,-)
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Being called a drunk pirate is a great complement to us.
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we use these because often the people we want to talk to aren’t on the live chat when we are.
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Alright, u all have great points, I understand now. So umm… who exactly r the regulars here? Cause i think I know most of u, but I’m not sure I know all of u.
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We all be a punch of wenches, pirates and she-pirates. We drink grog, sing sea shanties and discuss the deeper meanings of the universe, while toasting to his holy appendages. Who be you?
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Give it time, Logan. If you stick it out, you will see who are regulars.
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Watch out for Iron Bess – her wit is sharper than her cutlass.
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Logan – If you mean which of the posters are regulars then I’m afraid that’s up to you to find out. Sorry mate- no post counts here. I just think of the regulars as folks who post a bit and hang around.
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If you mean who are we – IB has it there :) I suspect we’re, on average, a little older than a lot of groups. That’s because we drink a lot of booze and the consumption of alcohol is illegal for under 18s (insert appropriate age).
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Just ‘cos we’re pirates it doesn’t mean we condone breaking the law in any way. Well … :D
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yeh, but i’m an exception.
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@OEW – yeh and it’s just as dangerous as her flintlock pistols.
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“I suspect we’re, on average, a little older than a lot of groups. That’s because we drink a lot of booze…”
RAmen to that!
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we don’t drink just booze. we drink, rum, grog, and anything else that we can drink that has alcohal.
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Mmmm…rum, my favorite is Appleton Estate, it’s a Jamaican rum, smooth as Crown.
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RAmen
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And don’t forget all the beer. We have to drink a lot of beer to prepare ourselves for lapping up the beer vulcano in heaven!
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Personally I’m a dark Lamb’s 151 proof girl myself.
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My preference is Captain Morgan’s Private Reserve. Smooth and just a hint of vanilla.
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Good choice indeed. That would be my second favorite.
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wow posts come fast…
@IB I am a pirate, the guardian of the live chat (sorta), and one of the most devout Pastafarians around (not that u all aren’t devout). I haven’t seen u on the chats much, u should come by, there’s some good times to be had there. Anyway ye be the only wench that posts regularly that I haven’t met; may ye be granted with much grog.
Anyway i think my favorite ale, be a good glass of any kind of grog.
Also, just to start a new topic; I’m up for a challenge, anyone ask me anything about the FSM, I want to see how much theology i really know compared to all ye other pirates.
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I’m a lager man myself. So long as it’s more than 5% abv. anything less is cat’s piss! I like a decent Scotch too but tend to get completely shit-faced with spirits. I haven’t got the hand of that “moderation” thing yet.
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I had to look up ‘moderation’ in the dictionary a moment ago.
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@Alchemist – scotch…yech. (Picture me making growdy faces here. Rum and pepsi, now that is a nice drink o’ grog.
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@Logan – what are the rules surrounding other religions joining up with the CoFSM?
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@Sanchez – ‘moderation’ things that moderately taste like grog. A moderate amount of stripper watching is acceptable. Moderately off key while singing sea shanties is grounds for plank walking.
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HAHA!! — “But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad.” What the hell do you think “christianity” is? M A D E U P ! ! !
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Yarrrrrrr….BUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP
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@Iron Bess – LOL. I really need to touch up on my pirate talk!
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@ BCA – Did that echo off the neighbors’ houses? At my house, those are the only ones that count! :)))
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@ Ships Cat – FSM Dammit, missed you again!
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@ Sanchez – “I had to look up ‘moderation’ in the dictionary a moment ago.” Ahahahahahaha! Yep, you’ll fit right in around here! :))
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@ IB – How about being really off key? If that’s a plank walking offense, I’ll just avoid singing! :))
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@RW – absolutely not. Being really off-key is how all pirates and wenches are supposed to sing. We become very suspicious of those who can hold a tune!!! :)
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Ah Sanchez – moderation – such a subjective word :)
Do you have the phrase “everything in moderation”? I wonder if that applies to moderation? I can easily moderate my moderation. Do it without thinking most of the time.
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IB – you’ve got to watch your pepsi intake. That stuff will kill you!
(BTW – try a malt whisky – not the same as blends at all, especially price! Glenmorangie is nice. Don’t mix it though.)
That’s to you too Therese :))) IMHO get a decent malt and mix it with either water, ice or nothing. Get a cheap one at your peril.
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Now wine I always mix with something drinkable, like anti-freeze :))
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@ IB rules, we have rules? crap. Anyway if another religion really did want to join us the best way would probably be to talk to Bobby about it. I’ve never seen anything official surrounding it yet though.
And actually I’m underage for drinking. So of course I’ve never tried any sort of alcohol *shifty eyes*.
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@ Alchemist – “That’s to you too Therese :)))” Ahahahahahaha!! Was already there! Hubby came home with a very nice Kentucky Bourbon the other day just for the purpose of mixing with water. Not the cheap stuff! He’d agree with you about wine, BTW!!!
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@ IB – That’s a relief! Wench Beth may be in trouble though…she’ll have to learn to sing off key! :))
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I mix wine with mince and tomatoes in my pasta sauce.
RAmen.
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@ ۞ – Sounds wonderful!! RAmen!!
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In my day you’d all be flogged, hung and flogged some more; damn scallywags!
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Rowdy – Bourbon is not proper whiskey (forgot the e last time). It’s Rye. Sippin’ whiskey mayhap cowgirl, but not what I’d call whiskey ;P
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An Alchemist no less consorting with known blackhearts. In my day you’d be burned at the stake over a basket of live cats then thrown from London Bridge to drown thus proving your bedevilment; bounders the lot of you!
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