I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.
Good day, anonymous
@ Wench Octarine – Sounds good…where are you? I wish we had fish and chip shops here in Oklahoma but alas not…I miss them!
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same amount of carbon released as was taken out by plant.
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im in australia, lol. *takes bite out of meat pie & sauce* the guy on the website… idk.
but that thing melts aluminium, brass and possibly iron! thats great, considering my lpg stove(one burner + lpg cylander(sp?)) melts only lead! lol. thats more than 1000 °c(the aluminium)!
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also, its safer too. if it overfills with oil the flames go out! bring in the heat to electricity generators, i say!
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@ Wench Octarine – We have many Aussie Pastafarians! Meat pie and sauce…making me hungry! Holy cow, what you are talking about it hot! Hard to imagine!
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*sips beer from stubbie* huh? oh! lol. just been making a mould for lead out of concrete powder & water. coin in bottom of container, and waiting…… lol. anyone got any advice on mould making? plz?
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@ Wench Octarine – Wow, we get some interesting people around this place! I don’t have any advice for you, but you never know who will know what around here…
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Give the 14 year old kid a break. She probably isn’t to the point in her life where she can make a choice for herself concerning her religious beliefs and is parrotting back what has been shoved down her throat for 14 years and sees things at its face value only. I will say as a dyed-in-the-wool Catholic and a teacher in a public school (I teach math and I can’t spell – sue me if my spelling is worse than the kid’s), I find this site hillarious. Its a parody for crying out loud and as a person that lives 20 minutes away from Kansas, it’s even funnier for me. I give my friends that live over in Kansas tons of crap about ID vs evolution. I do love the idea of a beer volcano. Very intriguing. Cheers!
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rowdiest – lol, you’re right. i am a bit weird. but iv seen weirderer…
has everyone seen college saga already? if not…..
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ac/dc rock. this is a fact…
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Do you think they actually look at the website before dropping this stuff?
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Anonymous, you should really take a look around. What exactly promotes your faith above another’s? A book allegedly written by men two-thousand years ago? Even if the original was correct, and not written as a scam, do you really think it would have been able to remain unaltered after all those years? If a person is 100 years old, do you take everything he or she says at face value? No. You understand that great age does not always create flawlessness. So why believe in the infallibility of a 2000-year-old document?
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Webster defines brain washing as:
1 : a forcible indoctrination to induce someone to give up basic political, social, or religious beliefs and attitudes and to accept contrasting regimented ideas
2 : persuasion by propaganda or salesmanship
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Your Parents/Guardians are Christian as well, correct? So, when you were born, they began “forcibly indoctrinating” you (punishing you for not attending services, etc).
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@Ruler of the Seamonkeys
It is because she has had all that doctrine “shoved down her throat” that we must react thus. It will teach her to think for herself instead of merely parroting. I wish someone had pointed out all of this to me earlier. I would not have wasted all those Sunday mornings!
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To the OP: Funny, I think I remember reading on a Christian message board 2,000 years ago the exact same argument FROM THE JEWS!!!!
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Robert Hood…so what if she has religious beliefs? Good for her. I would of course say the same if someone didn’t have religious beliefs – so don’t think I am being a hypocrite. Whatever your beliefs are, I don’t care, nor do I mind. Why is it necessary for you to push your beliefs on her? Isn’t that the same if she were (well, she kind of was but not my point really) pushing her beliefs on her. Last time I checked the Constitution, you are allowed to have freedom of religion and you can talk about it – the same rights you have to say that you wasted all that time at church growing up.
I still say give the kid a break. She’s only 14 for cryin’ out loud! Maybe for someone like her they will learn to accept other people’s views, maybe not as their own, but learn tolleration of something that is completely different from their pov when they read responses that aren’t negatively toned (like her message) and would be more responsive. Oh man, that was a run on sentence – my bad.
In the end, who cares. I still say as someone that is religious and has faith in a higher being, this is an amusing website.
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It is because she is 14 that it so vital to encourage her to think freely and not accept it blindly. If, after she has thought, she reaches the same conclusion and continues her faith, more power to her. It’s the parrot-talk part that concerns me. It shows she supports christianity not on its own merits, but because she was forced to.
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My intention was not to belittle her or her beliefs. If a person has beliefs resulting from objective consideration, that’s great.
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She is either too young to understand or just stumbled upon the site and didn’t do any research on what it is the FSM represents and stands for…give her a break ignorance is bliss…
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long live fsm and that girl is way too young to ever understadn religion (shelterd life anyone sheltered life) she probably is home schooled buy a bunch of relgious christians and there all liek im a dum ass and dont think about everythings FUCK YOU
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haha yeahhhh go spaghetti on rye. you know i heart you kid. fsm owns. who is she to question a flying mass of noodles’ power over us all? seriously. as if it were FAKE or something. she disgusts me. for those of us who are actually dedicated to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (His Noodliness in all his glory, long live the starch), people like her ruin the whole day. pishaw. that’s all i have to say to her. pishaw, indeed.
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i smoke crack rocks from my mom’s dick
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oh that’s hot fin. really hot.
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okay, i’ll realte to anonymous for a sec. i’m seventeen, vice captain of a catholic school and in a religious society. even the news forces religion with “pray for rain” and “thank god for this fine weather”. some of us however are unlucky, and were raised by the god squad and corrupted these children from birth. show pity, this girl thinks her imaginary friend is going to torture her if she’s bad.
- to the parents of anonymous and any like her – let them make their own minds up!
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such thing we though us bored we think how? school grammar you taught been i see great! Must you translationing on packagings from which obtained I from 99 cent store!
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Yourdumb Jul 25th, 2007 at 10:56 am
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Ummmm?….hehehehehehehehe
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Why are all the new posts without possibilitys for commenting?? I want to comment on some of them but can’t!
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@RedDutchPastaWench – Maybe the Prophet is trying to make everyone use the live chat? I would like to comment on some of them as well.
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I have a thought about why the hate mail from self proclaimed christians is always laced with profanity. The last line of defence for an arguement is name calling. Well, the hate mailers do not have the education to have any other defence, so profanity it is.
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RAmen
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I really think some people need to get a sense of humor. This is what we call satire. Honestly, why would you get yourself so worked up about this. Some of the things you and others say in your “hate” mail are more offensive than this religion itself. At least those here are not making claims about their beliefs that they can’t back up with actions. Seriously, if this is what they believe, let them believe it. They are not hurting anyone. And they don’t seem to be trying to force their beliefs on anyone as your term “brainwashing” would imply. Yes it does seem that they are “making fun” of Christianity, but how many Muslim or Jewish jokes have you told? If you don’t like it, then find another website to hang out at.
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I’m from Germany and when I read this, I thought you were totally … silly!
This “religion” is, what you Americans really need. Your religious delusion is nearly so extrem as the delusion of the Islamists. This religion should show you, that you are an innocent. The theory of a Flying Spaghetti Monster is as realistic as you illusion that we were made by a higher thing, that you call god!
Read on Wikipedia, because of what this religion is excactly founded.
P.S.: I’m sorry, I probably made some mistakes, but I’m also only 14 and in Germany we learn English relatively late!
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@ Dominic – Hi there, probably because of the fact that English is your second language you don’t understand that this ‘religion’ of the FSM is a satire on all religions. It was formed to show how silly it is for people to try to force their religious views to be taught in schools as true science.
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We believe that all relgions are delusions and myths.
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Many of us who visit this site, do not believe in a supernatural diety of any kind. Some do, but that is their burden to bear.
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By the way, your English is pretty good for learning it ‘late’ and the fact that you are only 14.
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Oh sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster…
Robert Hood – she may or may not be at a stage in her emotional development where she is able to decide for herself. And maybe when she is older and out of under the control of her parents (I know mine had the rule of going to church while I lived in their house – once I was outside of their control, I could decide whether or not I wanted to go/believe/whatever) she will be mature enough to decide for herself. She’ll figure it out what she truly believes eventually and sometimes its better if they do it on their own – its more sincere and true to themselves, imo.
Satire people! Don’t take things either way (pro-religion v. anti-religion) so dang seriously. Granted I get hacked off at fundamentalists (I have friends who are of that type and I live in RLDS and Inter. House of Prayer country – somehow I don’t think Jesus is going to be coming to Jackson County Missouri – but if someone else does believe it – have fun), but what do I care what someone believes or doesn’t believe – makes no difference to me.
Iron Bess – Its not a burden if we chose to believe in a higher being. Why should it be? Let people believe what they want to believe.
RAmen!
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:D
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Does anonymous know what humor is? And I agree with Ruler of the Sea monkeys
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@ ROTS – “Its not a burden if we chose to believe in a higher being. Why should it be? Let people believe what they want to believe.” Sorry Seamonkey king, I don’t happen to agree with you. Belief in a invisible sky fairy is a burden and detrimental, not only to self but to the human race itself.
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It won’t be until people can shake off the yoke of religion and faith, that they can begin to heal this planet and go onto do great things.
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Until that day happens, we will continue to doom ourselves to continue to repeat our history of xenophobia and violence. Faith is a curse, a handicap and we as logical, enlightened people should not continue to encourage something that is so obviously an archaic invention that probably was started by early man to explain the unexplainable.
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We are stuck until acceptance and tolerance are integrated into the way humans deal with humans.
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“Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory?”
That’s what all religions do!
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@ Centralplexus, wow you are very smart, you caught onto our diabolic plan quickly.
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So what do you want to do tomorrow Brain?
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Same thing we do every day Pinky, try to take over the world!
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Iron Bess has pegged the sarcasm meter! Get the back up one out.
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Hey, sarcasm R us! I majored in architecture and minored in sarcasm. (Or was that the other way round?) So naturally that makes me the most sarcastic paramedic on the planet.
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I’m sure that I, amongst others find it sad that 14 year old girl began two sentences with “and” and one with “but”. I also feel compelled to point out the misuse of the word “Was” in the sentence “Was you bored in your room or something? “. I am quite sorry, but this terrible mistake would make any English teacher in his or her own right mind cry on the spot.
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SE – you bring up a good point. This could be a plant by a covert pirate to cause a response from the pastafarians.
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Well, it’s working then :)
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Then again, sometimes I see language errors even I, as a non-native speaker, would never make. Some people are simply horrible in spelling and proper grammar!
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growing rate of illiteracy in today’s youth anyone?
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I find it desgraceful that so many people make so many simple errors or just refuse to follow the simple rules of grammar.
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@ SE.
sorry, but i think you’ll find that it’s d*i*sgraceful.
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Oh my! How terribly ironic! I can’t believe I did that! Thank you.
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don’t worry about it. i put an incorrect apostrophe in “it’s” in my last post. your point is taken though SE, though we make simple typos, anonymous, who is currently subjected to the study of grammar should know better, especially when trying to make herself out to be an intellectual, in which she has failed woefully.
christianity’s first prophet was Jesus, if anonymous and her kind are the prophets of our age, may the spaghettideity take pity on them.
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Christianity
the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…,
created by Roman committee
FSM
the belief the world was made in 5 days by a perfect creature known to us in the form of pasta and meatballs while drunk on his own beer volcano’s, who created his choosen people pirates to protect us from global warming and ninja’s
Whose love which we follow with lose morals will give us eternal beer and strippers
Revealed by the prophet Bobby (pasta be upon him)
Now tell me
Which of the religions above makes more sense
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they’re equally convincing really. but you forgot one important thing jon. they weren’t just any pirates, the originals were midgets, those actually touched by his noodly appendage. the original pirate only came about when His pasta sauce dripped from His carbohydrate rich body, and scalded the eyes of his followers, hence the eyepatches and the original ‘yaaarrrggghhh’ of pain.
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We are all touched by the noodly appendage or we would fly into space. Short people just get more attention.
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When you put it that way jon, what the heck are the christians thinking.
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Well, its always better coming from a 14 year old girl than in one.
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QUOTE – 14 Yr Old Girl
If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory?
Erm… how do you think Christianity started? Give me solid, 100% proof that your god exists and i will put 100% of my faith in his bank. Untill you can give me his phone number i suggest you do what the FSM preaches, and learn tollerance and understaning toward all those in the world, weather they are Buddist, Christian or FSM. We do not care who or what you belive in, just that you belive. I am Agnostic, i chose to belive in all faiths. I chose to belive in the FSM a little more than any other, because it accepts that it may not infact exist. God can not prove he exists because proof denies faith, and without faith he is nothing. So if you truely believe does that not create? and so the FSM must there fore exist for some truely belive.
May you be touched by his noodely and tolerant appendage.
RAmen
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okay i’m back (after vacation and a virus in the laptop) and i have to say that this is sad that people wish to take time out of thier lives to write a bunch of lies to people who don’t even really care about what you say.
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today is a friday his holy. hope u guys and wenches are wearing at leats an eyepatch while typing here today.
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