I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.
Good day, anonymous
*Twitch* At 14, you should really know that “Was you bored in your room or something?” should be ‘Were you bored….’ and “I wonder how your parents think about this.” should be ‘I wonder what your parents think about this.’
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Hey, did I get the first post? Cool.
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@ IGK – Congrats!! First posts are coveted! :)))) A new thread to corrupt – things that make Pastafarians happy! :)
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Brain washing…making things up then coming up with fake evidence to support it…stupid? I think she has us mixed up with her religon. Hail the FSM! :D
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I strongly believe in the faith of this religon. As shown on the website there is a number of facts supporting the belief (not theory) that the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster created us and pirates reduce global warming. I strongly support Him (FSM) and if anyone disagrees with the proven facts given then run it by me on my email. Have a nice day pastafarinists. and please restrain from putting vulgar language on the hate mail of all the upset people who know their religon is wrong.
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did he say about christianity or something else?
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Websters will place this 14 year olds letter directly beneath the word ironic. Some day, let’s hope, she will see that no religion has any stronger basis than a pasta based religion. Where’s the parmesan?
Oh, my wife (we are twenty years married w/kids and we love each other and we’re not divorced) says that the girl got her facts from her parents, her pastor and the church community. Therefore the girl is certain that she knows what’s happening. So, until the girl looks outside her present world she is unlikely to discover that we are on a planet, in a solar system, circling a sun and hurtling through time…and all the other cool stuff brought to us by nature. Oops, i see on the horizon that we are about to run out of fossil fuel. Oops, chaos will reign. Ooops, the christians will call it “The Rapture” and seek to convert more pastonians. What fun. It’s like extreme monopoly.
I think my wife is right…now back to the entertainment.
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IGK, you not only got first, but second too :).
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Dear Anonymous, I find it very sad that there are people who believe their own made-up religion is truer (sp?) than mine, just because its older.
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@Anonymous I think you are sad.
So there! ;P
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Haha! great minds think alike, RDPW!
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11th WOOO WOOOO!!!!
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I is sad that I find that be exciting!
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I go room now.
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@Good day, anonymous
“And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing?”
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So they may be enlightened to the existence of the One True Creator….Our Noodly Master…The FSM!
RAmen
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“I wonder how your parents think about this.”
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Oh you’re not going to tell on Bobby about this to his parents now are you? That would make you a Tattle tat you know!
“Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory?”
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Washing of brains? Nah…not here….try Jesus Camp up the road. I hear that’s the best place to have your brain washed. You do of course need to pay to attend to have it done there though.
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anonymous, how do you know that bobby’s parents arent pastafarians? are you spying on them? look out bobby! she’s a stalker! unless she’s talking utter rubbish… hmmm… christian… yeah! it’s utter rubbish! =P
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also, just an update of the music im listening to. i recently found nik kershaw on youtube, via get this on triple m (they keep saying he’s really good, so i decided to listen to some). im also listening to industrial disease. (love this line: two men say they’re jesus – one of them must be wrong!) and sunday bloody sunday. hey, has anyone here seen college saga on youtube? it was hilarious first time i saw it. go see it if you havent.
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I think Liz has got her kid sister posting now.
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HAHA, please tell me this was a joke pleaseeeee.
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This was miss sent, it was supposed to go to a christian website and was supposed to have FSM where it says christian.
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You had me @ Pastafarian…..!
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she has a lack of punctuation, I noticed…
and Red Dutch Pasta Wench, I once had a brief conversation with a friend of mine, and he used the same excuse. When I pointed out that relatively speaking, Christianity is pretty young, and that there are many, many other, much older religions, he just hit me.
Ah, ’tis the life of a Pasatafarian.
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Pasta be with you. You all might enjoy this link.
http://religiousfreaks.com/2007/07/11/bad-weather-or-gods-judgement/#comment-75784
And the Grand Ravioli says to his linear and tubular detractors, “get stuffed”.
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Dear Anonymous,
You mean a religion that someone just made up? You mean a religion that is backed up by no evidence? You mean a religion that is based on supernatural beliefs? Based on a book written by humankind, claiming to be the almighty word? Hmm, sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
Go to the homepage of this website, and you will easily find a link to a certain letter that started it all. Then, you might just possibly understand the situation. The FSM is here to make a point, not dictate lives. It’s harmless, and always has been, unlike a certain religion I know, that was responsible for, I don’t know, maybe the Crusades and the Inquisition and other assorted horrors? Read the Bible sometime, especially the Old Testament. Then you’ll see what it’s all really about.
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There’s truth in ev’rything, even in that bible I flung into the water at the Cape. All of them anonymous landloving followers of G-sus did actually get the pagenumbers right – you have to give them Christ’n meatballs as much. Indeed, they are made somewhat in FSM’s image, which is another thing they got right.
Just look at the symbols of truth and true religion: the world is a meatball within a cosmic Spaghetti, what more subtle signs should FSM give for ev’ryone to one day see the world the way it is…al dente.
Please excuse my English, it’s not my first language (you see, I’m still Dutch. Perhaps that’s why I prefer Gouda over Parmesan).
I wish you all the best of noodles,
Willem (sorry, have to fly)
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This is the first hate mail in a while. Woohoo!
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@Anonymous:
Thank you for your contribution. You wrote that “mak[ing] up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad.” Finally, a fundie with whom I can agree 100%! Thank you for taking such a strong stand against the folly of the Christianity-based Intelligent Design theory. Your open-mindedness and devotion to truth will serve you well in life. Maybe you should spread your wisdom and inform other people at your church about evolution. I’m guessing they can use the enlightenment that your words have to provide.
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Wait a minute. That wasn’t what you meant at all, was it?
-Avatar of Reason
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@ AoR – Hi! Glad to see you posting! Have you caught up on any of the discussion with the fundies/Christians on the other threads? Some interesting stuff!
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@ Wench Octarine – OMFSM!! Nik Kershaw! I lived in England in the 80’s and was a fan of his…things I haven’t thought of in 20 years!! :))))
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Making up a religion!
…That’s dispicable, who on earth would do such a thing?
And finding evidence to back it up!
…Even more perverse!
I pray (to the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course) that all souls who engage in such activity be atoned. May He touch them with his noodly appendage at His earliest convenience.
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Seriously, was this post planted clandestinely by a Pastafarian?
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@Groovy – The FSM will touch them soon or else they will fly off into space.
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Fantastic.. this is better than Borat. .
making people acknowledge their own stupidity through an allegory is very efficient :) unfortunately, i don’t think she quite understood it..
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I humbly assert that the one true, omnipotent, gustatorial presence is Taco Allah! You know that the wellspring of all life comes from the fertile crescent of corn, stuffed with meats, cheeses and veggies…
We scream “Jihad”…. and our women offer a resounding “loo-loo-looo-looo-looo” at the presumption that you rigatoni bucaneers can even begin to think of dominance in the global quest for pseudo-psycho-social-anthro-ecumenical supremacy. We’re goin’ global, baby …. and we’re eatin’ enough beans to take out the entire western hemisphere….
LZ
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I too flirted with believing in the Taco Allah until I realised you just made it up you loser.
You can’t go round making religions up willy nilly! Fool!
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I hope you are soon touched by his noodly appendage and see the error of your ways.
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That taco sure sounds tasty though…
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This is great! Pastafarians!!!! I love it!
May the Flying Spagettii Monster grant it’s people great joy and peace. Their work is truly inspiring.
BTW: ” Can the Flying Spagettii Monster, who knows the future, find the omnipotence to change his future mind?”
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That’s a piece of piss to the FSM.
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I have to agree that this letter is the epitome of irony. BUt that’s not why I’m here. I’m bored. I don’t post enough and I want to talk to someone. Anyone out there?
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The FSM can do whatever he wants!
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Dear Anonymous,
Maybe it’s just because you’re 14, but dear, you’re in high school now. Do you believe everything your parents tell you? Stop relying so heavily on what everyone tells you and THINK FOR YOURSELF.
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Spaghetti Eating Klingon.
There’s a few people in the chat room:
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http://chat.venganza.org/
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We had a real live xian earlier.
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I took a look at that earlier, and it didn’t look that appealing. Maybe I’ll change my mind in a little while.
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@rowdest – wow, the only way i heard about him is tony martin and ed kavalee talking about his prowess with 3 synths and talking about a tour, around the drought areas in aust on the back of a truck with 3 synths! (they did a sketch about it – thats all.) those guys are funny. heard him on youtube and was hooked. lol.
another reminder, go see college saga on youtube!!!
ramen.
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Arp
Jul 21st, 2007 at 11:25 pm
she has a lack of punctuation, I noticed…
and Red Dutch Pasta Wench, I once had a brief conversation with a friend of mine, and he used the same excuse. When I pointed out that relatively speaking, Christianity is pretty young, and that there are many, many other, much older religions, he just hit me.
Ah, ’tis the life of a Pasatafarian.
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Arp,There is a Chinese saying: the first person to use violence is the first to admit to have run out of arguments.
Therefore he ran out of arguments first an you “won” the discussion! Congratulations :)
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@rdpw – thats why i always argue while wearing a suit of armor – they hurt their hand. =P
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Good thinking wench octarine, good thinking ;))
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@rdpw – not only protective, it also looks cool too!
also, anyone seen the furnace on backyard metal casting? just google waste oil furnace. it melts aluminium and brass with only used fish and chip oil. (which is carbon neutral) my question is this. why the hell isn’t this technology used to generate electricity? it’s free fuel – literally.
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Dear young Lady
Did you ever think about being born in another country, in a non-christian country? Are you sure you’d stil be worshipping Jesus?
You and your Co-Worshippers have already your religious education as a subject, we will not tolerate you to influence natural sciences. This has nothing to do with boredoom, it is our right and we are fighting for it.
But our means, our ways, are far more civilized than yours.
May you be enlightened by our noodely master
RAmen
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@ Wench Octarine – will have to look those up on youtube! Youtube is awesome…
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@ Wench Octarine – I should have included this in the last post…oh well! There is a dairy farm somewhere up north in the US that shovels all the manure underneath the ground and processes it to produce electricity. They produce enough to sell back to the grid…here’s the link:
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http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/05/14/BAGJG6LG3R15.DTL
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@Willem van der Decken
Welkom. Er is hier een Nederlandstalige gemeenschap van Pastafarians. Andere Nederlandstaligen die je nieuw-gevonden geloof aanhangen zijn Red DutchPasta Wench en Jean Bart (uit Vlaanderen). Blijf gerust een beetje rondhangen hier, post vooral nog een keer :)
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Hello Anonymous,
First I’d like to comment on your horrible grammar. You’re a disgrace to 14-year-olds everywhere. I’m sure that the FSM would be disappointed in you.
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Next, I’d like to personally say that I’m 14 years old and enjoying the many benefits of Pastafarianism, wenches, grog, piratey outfits, and the wonderful afterlife that I have waiting for me. I think that kids should hear about Pastafarianism, they’ll laugh… and then JOIN US!!!
RAmen
*Insert crappy cursive signature here*
Pixel Pete
Pope, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Just another unrepentful fewl, but in the end I’m sure she’ll see the ultimate correctness of our beliefs. FSM FOREVER, RAmen!
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Honestly I think this is completely satirical!! It must be, it is just too perfect. I would stake money on this being written by either someone older and wiser or atleast a pretty clued up 14 year old with a healthy sense of satire. The real clinchers for me are the lines:
“But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad.”
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“And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory?”
When taken out of context they are pretty insightful and relevant.
The poor grammar seems to be thrown in for spice!
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Hahahaha you speak of brain washing yet you were raised (aka brainwashed) Christian. I was Christian for a very long time, then I converted to pastafarianism. I realize something, Christians look as ridiculous as any other cult. I pity you all
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@ rowdiest – i think outube is almost… holy.
maybe He spends most of his time there?
and, yeah, the mnure thing is cool, but the waste vegetable oil (or wvo) is free from his local fish & chip shop! he just made the burner(s)! whereas the manure requires a farm! enough exclamation marks already!
if every fish & chip shop had one they could sell power into the grid. and the oil wouldnt be wasted (or used in the same chip cooker for 10 years straight) lol. ill explain why its carbon neutral in next post (for everyone).
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