I find this sad

I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.

Good day, anonymous

477 Responses to “I find this sad”

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  1. 451 - Adam - Sep 28th, 2007

    and why do you attack their person? We are not (well, the real Christians) doing that to you! Please respect her enough and refer to her in proper gender. Thank you.

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  2. 452 - Commodore Angryy - Sep 28th, 2007

    @ Adam
    Everything Jesus said was a good rule eh. What about, may he who is without sin cast the first stone? that’d be right, the one person guaranteed to get into heaven is now going to do something violent, and jeapordise his position. Real clever one. Maybe it should have been “May he who is without sin commit a sin, and *quit* making everyone else look bad”. notice i outlined quit there, or perhaps you prefer “quiet” as you posted, ironically in defence of someone else’s grammar. Intelligence is a gift, but not from god, from nature. We’re naturally smart, and correct to point out the follies of others.
    Btw, i could spell in the 9th grade, it’s not that hard.

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  3. 453 - Davros the Dalek’s chum - Sep 28th, 2007

    @Adam “Everything Jesus says is a “good rule”, including the only way to get to the Father is through Him (Jesus)”
    Thats just your opinion. And you have every right to it. Personally I think the best way to the creator is through pasta, loving, and being kind to each other. Hey, its just as silly as the stuff in the bible and it just might work!

    I guess I was pointing out the rule about not judging others as this seems to be the least favorite for a lot of Christians. The judging of others and telling them how they are going to hell is the most fun part of being a Christian isn’t it? Also that one about giving your money to the poor. Not one of JC’s most popular rules is it?

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  4. 454 - One-eyed Wonderkin - Sep 28th, 2007

    @Adam – did you ever read the NT? Jesus and god are supposed to be aspects of the same deity not separate. however, if you think that god and jesus are separate, you are worshipping a false idol when you worship jesus. jesus would be the son of god and not god, ergo, you should not worship him, but god. If you are going to post on your religion, you should actually understand it a little.

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  5. 455 - LJGrem - Sep 28th, 2007

    If people want to believe in anything, it is their right to be as silly as they please. I however believe in the following quote:
    After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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  6. 456 - Booty - Sep 28th, 2007

    @Adam – respect is earned, and I don’t see much evidence of her managing that!

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  7. 457 - Adam - Sep 28th, 2007

    @Commodore Angryy:
    I did not spell “Quiet”, nor did I spell “Quit”, I spelt Quite, so get it right before you attack someone else. Now, though Jesus said “Let he who has no sin cast the first stone”, I do believe, rather, I know, as it says in the Bible, that he told her that she was forgiven and not to do that again. (She was in the act of adultery)
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    @Davros the Dalek’s chum:
    In your heart, what makes you say that Christianity is silly. Please explain why, in detail, before you ask me to explain why the FSM is silly. Thank you.
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    @One-eyed Wonderkin:
    Have you ever heard of the Trinity. They are the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are all separate, yet one. Jesus is God in flesh, and he was sent so no man can say to God ‘You don’t know how I feel’ or ‘You don’t know the pain I’m going through’. So technically, you are incorrect on your theory.
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    @LjGrem:
    uhhh….. k?
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    @Booty:
    You seemed to see fit that she deserved none, right from the start. She wasn’t even bashing you.
    .
    Adam

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  8. 458 - Adam - Sep 28th, 2007

    btw, “Quite”

    1) To the greatest extent; completely: quite alone; not quite finished.
    2) Actually; really: I’m quite positive about it.
    3) To a degree; rather: quite soon; quite tasty.

    Those are the defin. of the word. It is a real word. Thank you very much.

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  9. 459 - Ramses - Sep 29th, 2007

    You say that Pastafarianism brainwashes? I for one believe that all religions are equally valid. Also Christianity brainwashes also I mean if your born into a Christian family your most likely gonna be a Christian. How the heck did you stumble upon this site if you hate it so much anyways? Did you just decide to go out and bash some innocent peoples beliefs? Seriously other people need to just leave other people alone.

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  10. 460 - Adam - Sep 30th, 2007

    nah. my friends thought it was funny and showed it to me.

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  11. 461 - Adam - Sep 30th, 2007

    @Ramses:
    I never said either brainwashes. Second, are you scared to challenge someone who’s finally staying to argue, or were you hoping I was a “hit and run’, as it were called.

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  12. 462 - Commodore Angryy - Sep 30th, 2007

    Ok Adam, apologise for misreading your quites.I must say that you are a bit of an asshat to point out definitions, but hey, that’s your stupid choice. However, i think you’ve evaded my question. You talked about the adulterer, whilst i was asking about why Jesus would want someone who has no sin, to throw things at people.

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  13. 463 - Commodore Angryy - Sep 30th, 2007

    I meant, i* apologise for meisreading, not you.

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  14. 464 - Adam - Sep 30th, 2007

    thats ok. i only did that cause everyone has been pointing out her mistakes. lol. now, the reason he said it was to prove that no one is perfect.

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  15. 465 - Adam - Sep 30th, 2007

    also, i wouldnt mind doing a msn convo with some of the regs. hainzy@gmal.com to set it up. thx. ;)

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  16. 466 - Davros the Dalek’s chum - Sep 30th, 2007

    @Adam “In your heart, what makes you say that Christianity is silly. Please explain why, in detail, before you ask me to explain why the FSM is silly. Thank you.”
    Sorry, I have a sense of humour, so when people start talking about this god chappy who has done all these amazing things, created the world, is perfect in every way, and loves us all , but is also quite jealous, spitefull, and deciedes that the only way he can save mankind is to get some bird from Bethlehem in the pudding club. Well, quite frankly its a bit of a hoot! lol.
    Also stuff like asking Abraham to put his son to death, but then stopping him last minuet as it “Was only a test” and he wanted to see how much Abraham loved him. Well, in that case God can’t be omnipotent or he would know how much Abraham loved him without his “little prank” and it also makes him sound very insecure. Strange for a God don’t you think?
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    There is a lot of what JC said I quite agree with. Being kind to others. Not judging people (not very popular with his followers) giving wealth to the poor (again, not very popular with his followers)
    Some of the commandments seem quite well thought out I admit. Believe me I will never covet my neighbours wife, or my neighbours ass. But I do quite covet my neighbours wifes ass. I wonder where God stands on this? Does one sin cancel the other out, or is it a double whammy?
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    “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” – Mahatma Gandhi (the coolest dude to ever wear a nappy)

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  17. 467 - Red Dutch Pasta Wench - Sep 30th, 2007

    Much of the good stuff JC said simply comes from far older traditions that were later wiped out by , yep, the christians. And for some reason many people seem to think that if you agree with some quotes and a few choice facts, you agree with the whole package. Sorry, doesn’t work that way.
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    Jericho did exist, but that does not mean I believe the story of Joshua being such a horrible musician even the walls couldn’t stand it.
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    I agree with the you shall not kill. Pitty many christians only think that refers to them and not for instance muslims.
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    So just because there are a few facts in the bible, about as many as in the Iliad, doesn’t mean I will then immediatly believe the rest as well.
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    Another funny little thing: why are so many so-called pro-lifers also pro-death penalty?? Only by mixing in religion could that ever make sense. (sort off)

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  18. 468 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Sep 30th, 2007

    @RDPW
    “Much of the good stuff JC said simply comes from far older traditions that were later wiped out by , yep, the christians.”
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    Someone on the site here earlier said it nicely:
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    Jesus is a cool dude whose reputation has been ruined by his fan club.

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  19. 469 - Davros the Dalek’s chum - Sep 30th, 2007

    Jesus, save me from your followers!

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  20. 470 - El Peatieablo - Sep 30th, 2007

    @Davros the Dalek’s chum
    Warn me next time you say something that funny… I couldn’t breathe from all of the laughter!

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  21. 471 - Red Dutchpasta Wench - Sep 30th, 2007

    El Peatieablo
    Sep 30th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    @Davros the Dalek’s chum
    Warn me next time you say something that funny… I couldn’t breathe from all of the laughter!

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    This site should have a disclaimer on it: Never watch anything on this site when eating or drinking anything. Doing so can lead to serious spray-damage to your computer.

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  22. 472 - Davros the Dalek’s chun - Oct 1st, 2007

    @El Peatieablo Glad I can amuse. ;)

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  23. 473 - Mal - Nov 15th, 2007

    Anyone else stop reading after “And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian.”?

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  24. 474 - pheer6224 - Jan 5th, 2008

    If you don’t wan to attract attention, too bad. You sound hawt. I think we could make a really good couple together me being 14 and all. When we have children, which faith would they be of?

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  25. 475 - Bobert - Jan 9th, 2008

    Was you? come on spell right!! Oh and by the way we aren’t the ones who have been brain-washed. You should try listening to yourself sometime. You sound like the rest of the BRAIN-WASHED r-tards who post crap on this site. I don’t go to your religions website and tell you you’re going to hell. Stop doing that to us!!

    RAmen

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  26. 476 - Margaryta - Apr 10th, 2008

    Your first mistake was being born a Christian. You poor, poor child…
    Additionally, “how has anyone thought of this”? Why not think of this? I mean really, how can you be so certain of yourself and your religion and yet bash our Noodly Holiness? Sounds to me like you have never questioned your belief and blindly accepted the irrational teachings of your church. Do you realize that that pastor that you listen to every Sunday morning is no smarter than the cooks at Olive Garden who make spaghetti?

    RAmen

    p.s. I hope I’m not insulting any cooks

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  27. 477 - Garrick McElroy - Jul 3rd, 2009

    I was raised as a Christian as well, and I’m 15. The only difference is that I’m a boy, and you’re a girl. We aren’t making up things to back it up, our proof is far more convincing than any proof you Christians can come up with. This religion makes as much sense, IF NOT MORE, than Christianity.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
    -GM
    RAmen

    If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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