I find this sad

I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing & find something else to do.

Good day, anonymous

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  1. 261 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:16 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:

    @ Commodore - Alchemist has no corrupting to do! :) I don’t think he has any shame, and I don’t have much left either!!

    @ Alchemist - Southern Comfort, also known as liquid panty remover! :)) We cook with it but I don’t drink it…
    .
    @ BCA - Hi!! How’s it going today?

  2. 262 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:27 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    @Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    “In my day you’d all be flogged”
    .
    How much (pounds?) do you think you would we get for us?

  3. 263 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Rowdy! :)
    Fancy meeting you here ;p)

  4. 264 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:31 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    @Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    “you must use the 10 inch wick. Obviously as an officer and a gentleman my wick shall be 5 inches.”
    .
    Doesn’t sound very big :p)

  5. 265 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:33 pm - Commodore Horace T Swordfish Says:

    @Rowdiest Wench
    “I don’t think he has any shame, and I don’t have much left either!!”
    .
    Despicable; women, like an albatross, have no place aboard ship or in taverns, unless they are serving tankards of ale to men folk. In my day you’d have been put over a gentleman’s knee and birched before being made to wear a scarlet symbol identifying you as a wench of ill repute.

  6. 266 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:36 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Sounds good Horace :))

  7. 267 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:39 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    “you’d have been put over a gentleman’s knee and birched before being made to wear a scarlet symbol identifying you as a wench of ill repute.”
    .
    Well that last bit anyway. :) But, try keeping the Wenches off the ship, or out of the taverns and you may find yourself wearing a few cast iron frying pans as decoration! ;)

  8. 268 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:

    @ WN - Hiya! Had to take a shower…back for a few!
    .
    @ Horace - I am also “Oh yeah try it bastard! Woman” so don’t mess with me! :)) I’d guess it sounds like your day is over…

  9. 269 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:51 pm - Commodore Horace T Swordfish Says:

    The men of the British Admiralty will not be cowed by the lusty antics of a handful of disgruntle tavern wenches. Even pirates are aware that having a woman, or an albatross, aboard ship is courting the wrath of Davy Jones himself and generally ill fortune will favour any vessel harbouring wenches.

  10. 270 - August 2nd, 2007 at 6:54 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:

    I don’t think this group of pirates will sail without their wenches!

  11. 271 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    “I don’t think this group of pirates will sail without their wenches!”
    .
    Frying pans if they even try :p)

  12. 272 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:09 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:

    That’s right! But I think they know better! :)))

  13. 273 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:22 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    @Commodore Horace T Swordfish
    .
    You know some fishermen are *still* superstitious about having a women on board! I was in a little fishing town in OZ and wanted to go out on one of the trips on any one of the commercial fishing trawlers. Most weren’t at all keen. Not health and safety reasons (probably would be nowadays) given for negative attitudes towards the idea from the skippers….was the women on board thing! True story!

  14. 274 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:25 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Besides Commodore Swordfish hasn’t seen our Wenchy outfits! :))

  15. 275 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:26 pm - Commodore Horace T Swordfish Says:

    Sensible folk are fisher folk. It’s also wise to keep your monocle peeled for witches.

  16. 276 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:29 pm - Sanchez Says:

    @Commodore Horace T Swordfish
    .
    If in your day you didn’t have wenches drinking with you, then were all the men hitting on each other??? That’s pretty sick if you ask me. No really, I don’t get it, so you just sat around circle jerking with all your mates? I bet you’re one handed typing as I’m writing this…nasty. Screw your day, I’ll take mine and my wenches that will most definitely be drinking WITH me, not serving me!
    .
    @Rowdiest Wench
    .
    Remind me to go get some SoCo tomorrow.

  17. 277 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:35 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Commodore Horace T Swordfish Aug 2nd, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    “It’s also wise to keep your monocle peeled for witches.”
    .
    Just keep a monocled eye out for their cats Horace. :))

  18. 278 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:37 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    May I inquire which of your parents disliked you enough to name you Horace Swordfish? :p)

  19. 279 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:38 pm - Willy D Says:

    You speak like caveman.
    You have brain of caveman too?

  20. 280 - August 2nd, 2007 at 7:39 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

    Wench Nikkiee Aug 2nd, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    “Just keep a monocled eye out for their cats Horace”
    .
    And big cooking pots…..

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