If you do not believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a vengeful god then you are an ignorant fool who will greatly suffer for that ignorance. I pity you, fool.
Granted The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster is a highly laid back god, He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently but when crossed will fight with the ferocity of a rabid beast. In the name of vengeance he is a unequalled force.
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Hail the Flying Spaghetti monster,
let his Vengeance be swift.
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ihatemyspace -
Jul 20th, 2007
Ugh. I hate having to make fun of my own people. But seriously, dude:
“He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently”
You were alright until you got to that part.
First, I want to dissect your spelling and grammar. “A women” doesn’t make sense. Numbers agreement would help. What exactly is a “came state”? And where in FSM’s name are all your commas? Finally, I think you meant “gentle” as opposed to “gently” because “gently” implies a verb forthcoming, but you just kept going.
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Also, I really don’t even know what to think about that sentence. Are you saying women are calm and gentle and then become rabid beasts? Or just the first part? Either way is insulting. So shut the hell up before the wenches come after you with frying pans.
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ihatemyspace -
Jul 20th, 2007
P.S. Read the Gospel, Baron. Maybe you just need to be enlightened on our Noodly Master’s true nature.
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One-eyed Wonderkin -
Jul 20th, 2007
ihatemyspace – are you a student or a teacher? I am more upset that the Baron is not being genuine with his statements. He is still under the impression that pirates are blood thirsty, like the Krishna’s want, and not the truth.
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Wench Nikkiee -
Jul 21st, 2007
@Baron Von Bagshaw Jul 20th, 2007 at 1:51 am
“He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently but when crossed will fight with the ferocity of a rabid beast.”
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Rabid beast?
Why you #&@*!……..WHACK!!
;)
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@ihatemyspace Jul 20th, 2007 at 7:50 am
“Either way is insulting. So shut the hell up before the wenches come after you with frying pans.”
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All taken care of ;)))
RAmen
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ihatemyspace -
Jul 22nd, 2007
OEW-Maybe Wench Nikkiee’s frying pan will knock some sense into him.
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Wench Nikkiee-Cool! I was just about to get out my cast-iron. Maybe I’ll do it anyway, just for good measure.
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Baron-KA-THUMP!
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Red Dutch Pasta Wench -
Jul 22nd, 2007
Hey, don’t leave ME out! I want to take him out too! (*Thump*)
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Worplesdon Bugler -
Jul 27th, 2007
Jen
A for Axellent. I am quite mesmerised by the remarkable artistry and attention to detail, which is why I took so long to respond to it. Well done. I suggest this inspired masterpiece compares well with the famous noodle-painting in the St Petersburg palace (post-war restoration) or the Aztec mural (anciently blood-spattered) of the Spaniard having his dastardly black heart ripped from his yawning, heaving, bloody chest-cavity.
The unrelenting gaze of those noodly peepers in your creation seems to have wilted this freshly-made salmon sandwich (with mayonnaise and green onion and a touch of black pepper) which was to be my well-deserved mid-afternoon snack. I am blessed indeed.
In noodliness . . .
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Lord of the Pirate Fish -
Jul 28th, 2007
wo man. them are very long and fancy words and we are only humble pirates! speak in pirate next time.
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Good call :)
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If you do not believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a vengeful god then you are an ignorant fool who will greatly suffer for that ignorance. I pity you, fool.
Granted The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster is a highly laid back god, He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently but when crossed will fight with the ferocity of a rabid beast. In the name of vengeance he is a unequalled force.
-
Hail the Flying Spaghetti monster,
let his Vengeance be swift.
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Ugh. I hate having to make fun of my own people. But seriously, dude:
“He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently”
You were alright until you got to that part.
First, I want to dissect your spelling and grammar. “A women” doesn’t make sense. Numbers agreement would help. What exactly is a “came state”? And where in FSM’s name are all your commas? Finally, I think you meant “gentle” as opposed to “gently” because “gently” implies a verb forthcoming, but you just kept going.
.
Also, I really don’t even know what to think about that sentence. Are you saying women are calm and gentle and then become rabid beasts? Or just the first part? Either way is insulting. So shut the hell up before the wenches come after you with frying pans.
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P.S. Read the Gospel, Baron. Maybe you just need to be enlightened on our Noodly Master’s true nature.
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ihatemyspace – are you a student or a teacher? I am more upset that the Baron is not being genuine with his statements. He is still under the impression that pirates are blood thirsty, like the Krishna’s want, and not the truth.
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@Baron Von Bagshaw Jul 20th, 2007 at 1:51 am
“He can be compared to a women in his came state pleasant composed and gently but when crossed will fight with the ferocity of a rabid beast.”
.
Rabid beast?
Why you #&@*!……..WHACK!!
;)
.
@ihatemyspace Jul 20th, 2007 at 7:50 am
“Either way is insulting. So shut the hell up before the wenches come after you with frying pans.”
.
All taken care of ;)))
RAmen
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OEW-Maybe Wench Nikkiee’s frying pan will knock some sense into him.
.
Wench Nikkiee-Cool! I was just about to get out my cast-iron. Maybe I’ll do it anyway, just for good measure.
.
Baron-KA-THUMP!
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Hey, don’t leave ME out! I want to take him out too! (*Thump*)
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Jen
A for Axellent. I am quite mesmerised by the remarkable artistry and attention to detail, which is why I took so long to respond to it. Well done. I suggest this inspired masterpiece compares well with the famous noodle-painting in the St Petersburg palace (post-war restoration) or the Aztec mural (anciently blood-spattered) of the Spaniard having his dastardly black heart ripped from his yawning, heaving, bloody chest-cavity.
The unrelenting gaze of those noodly peepers in your creation seems to have wilted this freshly-made salmon sandwich (with mayonnaise and green onion and a touch of black pepper) which was to be my well-deserved mid-afternoon snack. I am blessed indeed.
In noodliness . . .
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wo man. them are very long and fancy words and we are only humble pirates! speak in pirate next time.
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