this is so STUPID!!!!! who believes in a ” flying spaghetti monster “…..who ever came up with this is crazy and needs Jesus the true Savior in their hearts….the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!…..FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST NOT THE spaghetti monster!!!
-jessica
@ IB - Hi! Just got back from teaching a riding lesson. They did great! It’s a bit warm, which is a wonderful thing to say about Oklahoma in late July! Last year it was blast-furnace hot…I’ll go see my Rowdy boy later today. Thanks for asking!!
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How are you doing after your stint in the hospital?
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Yep, the site’s a bit weird. I am not used to Bobby posting stuff we can’t comment on…that is odd. Even more odd that my posts went out of order. Hmmm…
She is an UNBELIEVER!
I guess it is really stupid, to believe in His Holiness the FSM.
It is way more intelligent to believe in a god that comes down at night to impregnate a sleeping virgin with holy sperm that unites to a virgin ovule that methastasizes into the sperm donor himself. Only he is not born as himself but as his son, but do talks to himself, only addressing himself as father and answers from above to himself, but talking to “sonny”. Also at the same time there is a bird flying around, who happens to be themselves, or himself (I am starting to get messed up here) spreading their/ its spirit.
It is also more intelligent to believe in heaven, hell and limbo (sorry, limbo got abolished recently, I was so glad to hear that, suffering as I was for all those unbaptised babies floating around in limbo, or doing the limbo rock in limbo, or whatever it is that unbaptised dead babies do).
Sorry, no, I have been touched by the heavenly appendage and love my pasta spicy.
wow, the thread i started in. look how i’ve risen the ranks.
All pastafarians unite on September 19, and try to get media attention.
This is a refreshing and hilarious look at what constitutes a religion.
For those of you in a religion that combines “Choir Boys” with “Pediphile Priests” ….and has a history of Crusades (and killing) for those who don’t choose the Peace and Love of Christianity…. or when the killing of doctors justifies your religious stance on pro-life….
…I would think understanding the concept of IRONY should be a mandatory pre-requisite in the teaching of your religion. GET A CLUE….ACQUIRE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
Christianity in a nutshell,
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree? Very persuasive argument
Hi Jessica!
I love your open-mindedness and your careful, thoughtful style. Would you like to go out?
hoodia…
informative post, keep it up.
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jesus walk on water
i walk on jesus
Christianity is stupid Fsm is the only right parth
“the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!”
My Chinese Omelet Recipe says to add garlic… But I hate garlic… catch my drift?
Ahaa
I am sorry but I do not believe that you have the right to tell us what to believe.
FSM ROCKS!
This website is for FSM LOVERS not Haters.
Unfortunately for you, more lovers than haters come on here.
So haha loser!
RAmen x
I like garlic on my pasta. How diverse are we?
I love the word diverse. However, I reserve the right to be different and varied from it.
The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster the only to heaven is through the FSM!!!!
I fail to see why you think your source is more credible.
You listen to what the bible says?
The bible is only one source of information.
When you write a paper, you are usually required at least three sources of information. If this were required in earlier times, people would realize that the bible is only one book out of many. How can they be sure that it is true? THEY CANT; they are simply told to believe and pass it down throughout the generations
@ Erin S
no, the bible is not one book.
if you’ve read it, you’ll realise its a collection of many books. they’re just so tight with their money they didn’t want to make individual covers.
One-eyed Wonderkin Jul 16th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I really do not think that it science and belief in higher powers are mutually exclusive. I just look at it as science is working out the rules set by the gods.
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I mean quantum theory has no way to predict electron tunneling, but it happens. Sorry too much chemistry in college.
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Erm. Time for the physicist to step up and defend QM. QM does indeed have an equation that predicts the likelihood of tunneling taking place, based on the incident electron energy, barrier energy and thickness.
Of course it could just be the FSM making me think we have an equation…
So let’s put this in an order that we all can understand…
1. Hell is the complete absence of God’s presence and Love.
2. Athiests who do not believe in the (Christian)God will go to hell for eternity.
3. An athiest wouldn’t necessarily care about being in this hell because they didn’t believe in God to begin with.
4. Since FSM is the Creator of everything including Christianity…then it sounds like Christians owe a debt of gratitude towards FSM, because without FSM, Christianity would not exist and you would not be able to blindly follow anything…
Hmm, I think we can safely assume that the number of replies is roughly equal to the ignorance of the emailer.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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