this is so STUPID!!!!! who believes in a ” flying spaghetti monster “…..who ever came up with this is crazy and needs Jesus the true Savior in their hearts….the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!…..FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST NOT THE spaghetti monster!!!
-jessica
Iron Bess - good point. The whole accepting that xyz is somehow superior to me in every way hits my ego button big time. I just can’t do the Worship thing :) Like a bit, like a lot, whatever etc. Sure. Worship, naah!
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All this theory/Law. Science is constantly evolving. As technology and understanding increases, science moves on. Good job too. What was the hight of technology about 2000 years ago?
@Booty - I am a recovering Roman Catholic and became a Pagan. I have experienced many things that make me believe in a number of greater forces. Are they gods? It is a convenient name. It does not hurt that some ceremonies are performed in the buff.
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@IB - good for you!
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It is liberating to truly understand yourself.
@B♥♥ty: Just a short comment on the horoscopes thing. years ago a watch the telly (as I rarely do) and it was this guy, he must have been some scientist, who was out to test the validity or not of horoscopes.
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I will never forget one of the tests he did. He wrote a bunch of horoscopes and distributed them to a class room full of adults. He asked them to reed them and then asked them if they were true. Most people put their hands up in agreement. Then he asked eveyone to pass their horoscope to the guy on the left (or whatever) and they all discovered that he’d written identical horoscopes.
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Ergo, you believe what you want to believe.
Good points Alchemist.
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@HP - amazing story. See if you can do a video for YouTube. Maybe you can make it to the 700 Club.
I am sure it was sarcastic, but for the record, I have no intrest in being on the 700 Club… none.
“I tried it, the math just will not add up. It has not happened since then and I certainly do not claim to be able to perform miracles. I just simply cannot explain it any other way.”
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A sharp knife, thin slices, lots of stuffing, wine :)
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Or they knew you were in a fix and subconsciously were sated with less?
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(Or the chicken fairy! Was it December time? She’s most active in December ;D)
Sure, we can all label strange unexplained things supernatural. One of my mum’s friends was once out walking her dog in the wild, and sat down on a stone on a hill. It was raining and generally miserable. Suddenly the dog started barking like mad, going wild and wanting to run off. After a while she stood up and started walking down the hill and just then a lightning hit the very stone where she’d been sitting.
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Surely there was a ghost saving her? Or God? Or an invisible vampire? Or perhaps this was just a coincidence and the only reason she remembered it was because of the weight she chose to put on it. Had there been no lightning (as in 99.9999% of the case surely) there wouldn’t have been a story. And if the dog had not barked and she’d been hit by lightning, then there’s not much to say (other than as a believer in the supernatural perhaps you should put a finger up to heaven).
More like… Pulled with a fork, large slices, moderate amount of stuffing and no wine…(not that I have a problem with wine ;))
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They could care less most of the time…
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No, it was last July.
What is wrong with the 700 Club? :D
Standard, this was not merely a coincedence of events, it was the impossible becoming possible. I have truly thought of every other possible explaination that I can think of. If you have an alternative one, I would love to hear it.
Alchemist,
Height of technology 200o years ago?
The aquaduct. But apart from that what have the Romans ever done for us?
Not my boat.
HP, fair enough, I do acknowledge the difference and take what you say at face value. On the other hand, surely the ONLY explanation for this cannot be divine intervention by a specific God?
Advancements in armor, weapons, roads, etc…
She was touched by the Noodly Appendage!
Can you think of an explaination that does not include some kind of a god?
The Romans gave us the Orgy and the vomitorium.
Dogs are sensitive to electric fields. As the free charge built in the area, the dog sensed it and wanted to get away.
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We were talking about the turkey “incedent”.
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I do accept your theory as highly probable on the electrical fields though…
O-e W. I remember the vomitorium from O’Level Latin classes. They were just after lunch - *boom* *boom* (*note - from the Basil Brush line when making a crap joke, not from the Arabic - ‘to express displeasure with.’)
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HP - hear say :) Inadmissible!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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