this is so STUPID!!!!! who believes in a ” flying spaghetti monster “…..who ever came up with this is crazy and needs Jesus the true Savior in their hearts….the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!…..FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST NOT THE spaghetti monster!!!
-jessica
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I think you’re onto a good system there sgt. we can mathematically deduce the person’s IQ as compared to the number of posts.
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the jesus? I actually like the sound of that better then just plain “jesus”
It’s actually quite funny to think that in hundreds of years after we are all long gone that some people might find this information and (just like the dead sea scrolls) use the info as the basis of the one true god. and it must be true because someone wrote it down!! hahahahahahahahahaaha
people can be really funny sometimes :) to be honest i think some people just need something to believe in. it gives them comfort (which is fair enough) but they shouldnt be teaching all the children in schools that a mysterious being blinked us into existance because someone decided to write a story many many years ago. why not just teach the kids to be good and honest? that might help the world a little bit more than the idea of ID
Follow Jesus Christ eh?
Like… up the bum?
HERECY
HEATHEN
SINNER
BURN!
The FSM has bigger balls anyways, and biologically I’m compelled to follow him due to this.
friends and went all what for the pretty the boys were having