Archive for July, 2007

Pastafarian activism

Charles Akben-Marchand sent me the following email which I will repost here to hopefully inspire further Pastafarian activism. -bobby
I would like to draw your attention to a letter to the editor I wrote that was printed in a major local paper, the Ottawa Citizen (text of letter below).
There is a small debate being carried out [...]

stained glass

This stained glass was created by Steven Bunch. Maybe it could hang in the first FSM Church(/ pirate ship). It’s very impressive. I’m always amazed at the creativity the FSM inspires.

Acura Style FSM photo-op

This article was spotted in the Summer 2007 edition of Acura Style. The article is about Second Life, and if you look closely, the FSM has made an appearanace in the lower right photo.

The article doesn’t mention the FSM, only that “not all avatars take human form”. I wonder if the author is [...]

dude fsm sucks

dude fsm sucks. i mean, what’s the point in believing in a bunch of pasta with 2 meatballs. the inventor of this thing was drunk when he thought about it. beer and stripper factories in heaven, and that the bunch of pasta created the universe when he was drunk… sucks. you are all inventing things [...]

FSM Vegan Recipe

Dr. Stonielove’s recipe to spread the Pastafarian teachings to vegans:

- body: pasta fresca
- balls: fried tofu balls
- eyes: rice cakes and kalamata olives.
*Pasta Fresca* serves 2
[ingredients]
- 1 1/4cup semolina flour
- 1/2 cup water
- 1 tbs olive oil
[directions]
- combine the ingredients and knead for 2 minutes
- rest the dough for 30 minutes
- roll and cut [...]

Pirates Vs. Ninjas: A study in memology

Wellington Grey has published a seminal report discussing a topic of much importance to recent memes: Pirates Vs. Ninjas.

Grey looks not only at weapons and fighting characteristics, but at environmental concerns and challenges faced by each groups.
Simple Harmonic Motion favors pirates: Fighting on a ship requires the combatants to move with the oscillations [...]

FSM toast

I just came across this article at one of my favorite websites, Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories. The geniuses at EMSL have attached a heat gun to a computer controlled XY table to create the world’s first CNC toast machine. I read about this project some time ago, but I hadn’t realized that they [...]

Who remembers shrink-plastic?

I have crafted, using shrink plastic and colored pencils, an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to hang from my husband’s rear view mirror. Now he has a reminder of His Great Noodliness wherever he goes.
-Jennifer

Nice work. I want one. -bobby

FSM in Jerusalem

I have always said that Pastafarianism is the most tolerant and peaceful of all the mainstream* religions. Based in reason, the FSM religion avoids the usual traps of dogma. Pastafarians are not bound to any strict doctrine whose context may change over the years. As a result, we’re able to incorporate new [...]

Pancake sighting

We had a minor miracle at our house this am. An image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared in a pancake (see attached photo).
As you can see his noodleness seems to be winking, then it hit me.
He’s wearing a pirate patch on one eye! A clear endorsement of Talk
Like a Pirate day for [...]

Periodic table of the Internet

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been included in the Periodic Table of the Internet:

You can take a look at it here.

Live Chat with other Pastafarians

I am pleased to announce a newly installed live-chat site for all of your Pastafarianism-discussion needs: chat.venganza.org. Enjoy.

I find this sad

I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you [...]

Save the Kiwi

Robin Capper of RobiNZ, a resident of New Zealand, wrote the following article on his website and has granted me permission to republish it here. In the following text, Robin asks his country’s conservation officials if anyone has carried out the Kiwi Motivation Test, as described in the Gospel of the FSM. He [...]

Comments, Discussion Forum, Chat, E-mail

Here’s an update on FSM communications:
Comments
Referring to the comments you can leave at the end of posts like this one. These are not moderated or censored in any way. We get thousands of spam comments a day, so there’s always some sort of automated spam filter running to fight that. I’ve [...]

I have knitted and then felted a tribute

I have knitted and then felted a tribute to His Noodley Greatness. I wanted to share the flickr photo set of its creation with you.
Ramen!
Jen

See the rest here

this is so stupid

this is so STUPID!!!!! who believes in a ” flying spaghetti monster “…..who ever came up with this is crazy and needs Jesus the true Savior in their hearts….the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!…..FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST NOT THE spaghetti monster!!!
-jessica

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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