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Stolen Laptop tracker

Published June 5th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

This is a free service for Pastafarians:

Register your laptop here. You’ll be given a unique “home page” address for your internet browser. When you connect to the internet, your IP address will be recorded, and then you’ll be redirected to google.

In the event that your laptop is stolen, report it to the police, and then email me. If the thief connects to the internet, we’ll have their approximate location, and their current Internet Service Provider. There’s a decent chance of getting your laptop back.

It’s still in experimental stage but it’s fully functional. I wish I made this a couple weeks ago (before my laptop was stolen).

Anyways, try it out here. Let me know what you think.

-bobby



104 Responses to “Stolen Laptop tracker”

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  1. ♥ Wench Beth ♥ says:

    Nice of you to think of your Pastafarian laptop users. Thanks, Prophet Bobby.

  2. ♥ Wench Beth ♥ says:

    Congratulations, me, on getting first post :)

  3. Iron gill Kidd says:

    Wow, Bobby! Neat idea. I might join up when I go off to school this fall and start lugging the laptop back and forth.

  4. SaucyWench says:

    And the Christians think their religion has fringe benefits! Doh!

  5. Sore pAncake says:

    Very Nice idea! Im sorry that its too late.

    -Sore

  6. Aristotle, God of Satire and CEO of the Soul Collection Agency says:

    That’s a cool idea.
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    Laptop Tracking – prevent Evil Infidels from stealing your Link to Salvation.

  7. Aristotle, God of Satire and CEO of the Soul Collection Agency says:

    *EDIT*
    Laptop Tracking – prevent Evil Infidels from stealing your Link to Salvation and Sanity.

  8. Aristotle, God of Satire and CEO of the Soul Collection Agency says:

    Although Sanity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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