This is a free service for Pastafarians:
Register your laptop here. You’ll be given a unique “home page” address for your internet browser. When you connect to the internet, your IP address will be recorded, and then you’ll be redirected to google.
In the event that your laptop is stolen, report it to the police, and then email me. If the thief connects to the internet, we’ll have their approximate location, and their current Internet Service Provider. There’s a decent chance of getting your laptop back.
It’s still in experimental stage but it’s fully functional. I wish I made this a couple weeks ago (before my laptop was stolen).
Anyways, try it out here. Let me know what you think.
-bobby














Nice of you to think of your Pastafarian laptop users. Thanks, Prophet Bobby.
Congratulations, me, on getting first post :)
Wow, Bobby! Neat idea. I might join up when I go off to school this fall and start lugging the laptop back and forth.
And the Christians think their religion has fringe benefits! Doh!
Very Nice idea! Im sorry that its too late.
-Sore
That’s a cool idea.
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Laptop Tracking – prevent Evil Infidels from stealing your Link to Salvation.
*EDIT*
Laptop Tracking – prevent Evil Infidels from stealing your Link to Salvation and Sanity.
Although Sanity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.