I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
Ice age? Oh, we can handle that.
KEEP THE PIRATES COMING.
Do internet pirates count?
I think they should if they participate in TLAPD
Am I nuts? Forgive me if interpreted the scripture wrongly, but I thought the correlation of pirates to global temps was the exact OPPOSITE of Travis’ scientific conclusion demonstrated in the chart. I thought the FEWER pirates out there, the faster our spiral into environmental disaster. ??? Please clarify. May you all be touched by his noodley appendage. Ramen.
Darth Pipe – the more pirates the lower the global temperature will be. The lower the temperature the more stable the atmosphere should be.
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Grab some beer, get a stripper, grab a cutlass, and embrace the pirate life.
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i love these lyrics!