I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
I don’t understand!
W007! 2nd!
That’s still a whole lot of pirates though. Do we have that many?
In any case, the ice age wasn’t all bad. Mamoth roasts, penguin sledding, great ice castles to be defended at all costs….. and we’ll still have rum. It might be synthetic rum, but pirates will still have a place in this new era.
The FSM created all of the global warming because he was upset with us for not becoming pirates, so I think the more Pastafarians we can create, the better. I think at one point we will have perfect weather, but less and less natural disasters like tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, ect.
@L’tuae
You’re completely right, I don’t see why people are so afraid of a new Ice Age, I’m mean we’re all going to die December 2012 when a comet hits the earth, so I say let’s go down partying!
RAmen
so, too many and we freeze, too much and the icecaps melt, whats this magic number?
@Pope Pixel I
I was told the nano-sized robots will kill us at 2016?
Pixel! I read that the comet/asteriod thing wasn’t going to hit, was going to miss by a few thousand miles. Like teens of thousands. Correct me if I’m wrong? Are we talking about the same one?