I must admit I was a skeptic….
UNTIL——
this afternoon when I picked up some photos I had shot of a thunderstorm over Lake Superior two nights ago. This is one of the photos I took of the storm—I did NOT see this image of The Flying Spaghetti Monster until AFTER the film was developed at Wal-Mart! I SWEAR!!!
Praise Be To The AllMeaty!
-Bruce
Many a time, when I was driving home, I have seen the FSM protecting my car and others. I just never had a camera to prove it.
RAmen
The FSM works in mysterious ways Arp.
RAmen
“There was NO edit!! Have faith my child and you will be touched by His Noodly Appendage. You don’t want to spend eternity drinking flat Beer in the company of diseased Strippers now do you? All you need is a little faith and to open yourself up to feel embrace of His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen”
No, I don’t want to spend eternity drinking beer at all, alcoholism is a sin and so is stripping…
PLEASE don’t tell me you guys ACTUALLY believe this shit…
@what…the…heck
“PLEASE don’t tell me you guys ACTUALLY believe this shit…”
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Hello again “what the..”
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It’s all about faith my child :) Same type of faith the xtians use. I mean they have faith of/in a hairy man sitting on a big throne in the sky surrouded by flying babies with harps? Then there was that talking snake? A woman made from a mans rib?? Wouldn’t mind being able to pull the water into wine stunt off though. Be a hit party trick that one .:))
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Have faith! Have faith and you too will feel the enlightening warmth of His Noodly Appendage. Once you have, you will never look back and never question the talented powers of Our Noodly Creator ever again.
RAmen
Oh and due to our loose morals, we also support the eating of Irish babies!
RAmen
“No, I don’t want to spend eternity drinking beer at all”
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There are also vocanoes spurting other varieties of alcoholic beverages, as well as non-alcohlic thirst quenchers :)) Whatever your heart desires :) It is a heaven after all!!
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“alcoholism is a sin and so is stripping…’”
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Says you! No such thing as alcoholism in the Heaven of our Noodly Master anyway! That’s an earthly condition!! Stripping is a sin? Wow your clothes must get really smelly huh?
Oh.. Oh.. Oh…did we tell you that our religion also comes with a thirty day money back guarantee too! Does yours?? Well does it?
RAmen
@ WN – Hello and RAmen Wench Nikkiee! I am doing a post-and-run…sorry can’t stay to chat. :(((
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Stripping is a sin? Wow, the Empress of Thong is in trouble! :))))
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Well, best get back to the grog…came in for a refill!