I don’t want to know how long this took. I am guessing someone was bored in class. I like it.
Yes, Lilith, that would be enough because there are more women in the United States than men (by about 1%, I believe) and if you add the gays and Pastafarians we’ve got it covered.
No, Professor, remember we’re going to get you some serious Dramamine (Meclazine, whatever you guys have in the UK) so that you can be on the ship with us!
Perhaps I will set up a page some time Professor Booty. I’ll do it for you and I’ll do it in memmory of elizabeth reed. ;-)
I am SOOOOOO dense. I just realized who Mad Davy Read is. Duh! “In Memory of Elizabeth Reed”!
*Wench Beth smacks herself with a wet spaghetti noodle*
If PP becomes Prez I’ll “do” him in the oval office!
Figuratively in the crows nest. Lookin’ out for the average patch wearing patriot. Of course you can work the grog scene!! I plan to feed the masses and tell filthy jokes in a professional capacity myself.
Oh, and thanks, but I can feel sick in the bath tub, I fear it is a landlubber’s life for me!
Maybe the FSM will cure me, though – everybody pray!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and while you are at it, pray for my in-laws house move which is going pear-shaped and may mean they have to move in with us for a couple of months – *insert small squeak of sexual frustration*
OK, I’ll wench the tavern and check the crew’s testicles in a professional capacity ;P
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