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Global Warming, Pirates, and the Rise of the FSM

Published June 24th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

The Cincinnati Beacon notices a relationship between global warming and pirates.

General consciousness about global warming seems to have reached a new critical mass, perhaps thanks to Al Gore’s movie and the growing awareness of green technologies.

But has anyone noticed, while more people become aware of global warming and take steps to combat it, that our culture has become filled with even more pirates? Pirates, in many ways, are experiencing a renaissance in America right now.

Read it here.



188 Responses to “Global Warming, Pirates, and the Rise of the FSM”

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  1. wench octarine says:

    hey, cool. more pirates!
    gold for australia

  2. dantes_torment says:

    There were a lot of pirates in the third movie. Johnny Depp was a pirate, Kiera Knightly was a pirate, Orlando Bloom was a pirate, Keith Richards was a pirate, Bill Nighy was a pirate, everyone was a pirate! That many actors dressed as pirates, we should have had a stripper factory appear out of nowhere.

    Also, first post.

  3. dantes_torment says:

    There were a lot of pirates in the third movie. Johnny Depp was a pirate, Kiera Knightly was a pirate, Orlando Bloom was a pirate, Keith Richards was a pirate, Bill Nighy was a pirate, everyone was a pirate! That many actors dressed as pirates, we should have had a stripper factory appear out of nowhere.

  4. Avatar of Reason says:

    I think another graph is warranted.

  5. Red Dutch Pasta Wench says:

    Nice article, that might actually bring some fresh fundies over! Please FSM, send us some fundies to play with.

  6. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “Just something to think about on your way to the Creation Museum this weekend…”
    .
    Hehehehehehe
    Love it
    RAmen

  7. wench octarine says:

    hi everyone, what do you think of “gold for australia”? meaning 1st post
    lol

  8. Wench Beth says:

    The “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies have certainly done wonders in heightening the interest in pirates on this planet. Now if we could let all these people know that they will also be receiving fringe benefits (Friday holidays, the Beer Volcano, the Stripper Factory, etc.), global warming could disappear in a green flash! ;)

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