I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
I don’t understand!
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W007! 2nd!
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That’s still a whole lot of pirates though. Do we have that many?
In any case, the ice age wasn’t all bad. Mamoth roasts, penguin sledding, great ice castles to be defended at all costs….. and we’ll still have rum. It might be synthetic rum, but pirates will still have a place in this new era.
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The FSM created all of the global warming because he was upset with us for not becoming pirates, so I think the more Pastafarians we can create, the better. I think at one point we will have perfect weather, but less and less natural disasters like tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, ect.
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@L’tuae
You’re completely right, I don’t see why people are so afraid of a new Ice Age, I’m mean we’re all going to die December 2012 when a comet hits the earth, so I say let’s go down partying!
RAmen
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so, too many and we freeze, too much and the icecaps melt, whats this magic number?
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@Pope Pixel I
I was told the nano-sized robots will kill us at 2016?
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Pixel! I read that the comet/asteriod thing wasn’t going to hit, was going to miss by a few thousand miles. Like teens of thousands. Correct me if I’m wrong? Are we talking about the same one?
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@Cap’n (not) Sophisticated
Oh yes, if you’ve been told about some form of armageddon, then it’s going to happen. There’s about 500 things that will “happen” between now and 2100 that’ll destroy the earth, that’s how doomed we are.
@L’Tuae
I don’t know, but the 2012 comet o’ doom is my favorite of all the theories, so I pretty much stick with the fact that we’re totally screwed.
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RAmen
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End of the World: 9:27 AM, December 25, 2012
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@Pixel- may I see a link for the comet-o-doom? I like to be up to date on all conspiracies and apocalypse theories.
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Hey!!, just did a search- that Dec 22 2012 thing is based off the ancient Mayan calender. Why’d they do that? Maybe they have a thing against twos.
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The fact that the Mayans predicted that concerns me. Those people were truly brilliant. Wacko, but brilliant.
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Oh, I got the day wrong. I could’ve sworn it was the 25th.
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this graph is off on the fact that:
1. pirates came after the ice age when it started to warm up
2.there are at least a thousand pirates out there. For example there are actors who play as pirates (ex. jonny depp as jack sparrow) and there are pastafarians who, basically, are pirates at heart.srry to bust the bubble but that’s off.
RAmen
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The only reason the Mayans were wacko is because they were not pirates! They should have taken the Spanish ships and terrorized the sea.
It is Friday.
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25th, 22nd, it’s only three days dif. Not that much. Then again, you could have fit a lot of partying into that time period.
It would be kind of sucky if it was on the 25th though.
“Look kids, Santa was here!” (looks out window, sees flaming torture and nasty crap)
“Aaaaahhhhh!!!!”
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goos FSM, i hope not! (i don’t say good lord anymore) that would suck. right as i’m opening a laptop i see all the trees on fire and everything’s burning. i be “Damn! now i die and i don’t get to try this out!!!” that would be torture to me.
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@ OEW – Ya, too bad about the smallpox thing. Of course, then the world would be ruled by people who believe in human sacrifice…
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Everyone, today is a friday, the holy day of FSM. everybody who came on this site wearing anyform of pirate regalia, (even if it was just an eyepatch or pirate hat) FSM is happy for you.
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It’s raining too much to wear my pirate wench bikini today… :(((
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I’m wearing my sword. XD
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not raining here. even though we need it. I think fredricksburg hasn’t gotton water latly is because i am the only pastafarian/pirate for miles. but this is really wierd and i’m not lying. yesterday was 95 degrees and tomarrow is supposed to be 89. today, on a friday, the high was 76. how wierd is that? me think it’s evedence.
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@ Aris – swords are sexy!
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@ Gaara – We’ve had a drought in Oklahoma for years…till this year. We have a weather station at my house and since mid March we have gotten 34.91 inches of rain. Too much of a good thing is still too much!
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im wearing my jolly roger bandana to cover my horrible haircut hehheh
i like the cold bring on the ice age, and if we all die in 2012 ill die partying with a sword in one hand and rum in the other, but that wont happen because Nostradamus predicted earth would last until 3797 when we blew it up
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Perhaps we’re a bit off. Didn’t the world end in ‘99?
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Rowdiest Wench Jun 29th, 2007 at 9:48 am
“@ Aris – swords are sexy!”
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Swords are Hawt!
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The end is near my rear.
Repant!!!
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Why do you say repant, Paris? Don’t you mean unpant?
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@ Aris – oops, ya, my bad! Swords are Hawt! :))
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Paris doesn’t wear pants…or underpants from what I understand!
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A little late, but… congratulations, Jesuslovesme, on acquiring the initial response on this thread, which awards you the gold medal for your home country!
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And congratulations, Dread Wench L’TUAE, on getting the silver and bronze!
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You guys have all got it wrong. The FSM is going to deflect the 2012 comet with His noodly appendages. It’s been proven without a doubt. So there’s no worries; however, we can still pretend and have a HUGE party!
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So, wait… I’m well aware that due to the influx of Pirates, the temperature will fall… But… Once the ice ace hits, does that mean that Pirates will no longer be able to use Pirateships, but they’ll have to upscale to Icebreakers?
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Hey, I’m wearing my Pirate Republic T Shirt, it says “the beatings will continue until morale improves under a great big jolly roger. That has to count for something.
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Hawt! Hawt! Hawt!
Pants! Pants! Pants!
Panties! Panties! Panties!
Underwear! Underwear! Underwear!
No underwear! No underwear! No underwear!
Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!
Candies! Candies! Candies!
Paris! Paris! Paris!
Hawt! Hawt! Hawt!
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>:0===Q<
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(a little late?)
forget the sword. i got a cutlass. (unforcentaly i can’t wear it or put it in my room. My mom locked it up in the attic until i’m 14. I CAN”T WAIT HALF A YEAR!!!!
**p.s i decided to change from garra to this. garra isn’t even my name.**
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Okay, now RW is messing with me….j/k.
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North Texas, here. Lots of rain for us, too.
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RAmen
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Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 10:23 am
“You guys have all got it wrong. The FSM is going to deflect the 2012 comet with His noodly appendages. It’s been proven without a doubt. So there’s no worries; however, we can still pretend and have a HUGE party!”
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We could have one RIGHT NOW!
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a wedding? i love weddings! Drinks all around! – Jack Sparrow POTC
who’s bringing the rum? i’m broke.
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Hello, BCA!! You and Rowdiest are very welcome to send your rain north and south, respectively. Poor New Mexico needs a bit!
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Swords are Hawt and smexy. So are cutlasses. And rapiers. And cannons.
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To Aristotle… yes, being that it’s Friday, and also being that there’s no excuse needed, let’s have the party RIGHT NOW! I’ll start baking cookies!
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poor VA as well. it’s all because of the fact that none of my parents, relitives, friends, nodody, is a pastafarian here in fredricksburg. ):
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Lord of the Pirate Fish Jun 29th, 2007 at 10:29 am
“a wedding? i love weddings! Drinks all around! – Jack Sparrow POTC
who’s bringing the rum? i’m broke.”
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I just that movie last night with my aunt! It was her first time seeing it. I love Pirates of the Carribean.
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@Wench Beth – Mmm…cookies. :))
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Me, too! Those movies are the greatest! Except I cried for a half hour at the end of “Pirates 3″. I’m such a wimp.
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same here. i’ve seen the third one. it’s a bit more grim and alot of people imporatant to the movie get killed.
OKAY A SPOILER IS BEYOND THIS POINT!!!!!!!! DON”T CONTINUE IF YOU HAVEN”T SEEN IT YET OR WANT TO KNOW WHO DIES!!!!!
Here’s who dies (last chance!!)…………………………………………………….Davy Jones……………..James Norrington………………………………….Will (big surpirise there. never saw it coming)…………………….elizebeth’s father.
And here’s a shock. we finally see Jack’s dad!!!! (and his mum’s head **shivers**)
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Pie is needed as well. Pumkin pie. Or lemon meringue. Apple is yummy.
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mmmmm…GOSH now i’m starving and i can’t leave the computer to go get something to eat! good thing i carry my pirate flask full of coca-cola around. ( it’s metal and has the jolly roger on it. got it for 15 bucks.) WHAT!!!! damn, it’s empty.
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Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 10:36 am
“Me, too! Those movies are the greatest! Except I cried for a half hour at the end of “Pirates 3″. I’m such a wimp.”
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No, you are not a wimp. You are a person who is unafraid to express her emotions.
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Why is the coke always gone?
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PECAN PI! That is what we need for the most perfectest party ever!
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I am nuts.
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hey we should sell that to coke. show jonny depp holding a coke can. then he starts talking for awhile then takes a swigs. then looks at it then says “Why is the coke always gone?”
we could make some $$ so we could finally make that pirate ship bobby hederson dreamed about.
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@LoPF – Yeah, great idea!
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Got Coke?
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish…
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WARNING: PIRATES 3 SPOILER CONTINUED! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET!!!
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Lord, did you wait in the movie theater and watch all the credits and SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE VERY END?! Will comes back to life for Elizabeth!!!!! If he had actually died, I’d probably kill myself in real life! So if you didn’t see the scene AFTER the credits, at the very, very end, you have to go watch the movie again — it’s worth the price to find out the REAL ending!!!
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Yes, Aristotle, you are nuts — that’s why we LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
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Oh, and I love pecan pi. One of my favorites. I don’t bake it too often because it’s basically a heart attack in a pie pan (I’m a health food junkie) but I sure do love the stuff! :)))
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish… do you know what actor/musician played the part of Jack Sparrow’s dad?
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i’m not lying this. for all the time i was upstairs it was sunny but when i came down on my computer and started talking to you. the sky started to darken. and just a few minutes ago it started to rain. i think the FSM has smiled on my today on this holy friday.
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He was Hawt! I want to snort him when he dies!
That would be sooo HAWT!!!!
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@wench beth. i saw it in the papers his name was Keth……RICHARDS! that’s it!
Keth Richards. he’s the guy
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Yup! Keith the MAN! I started applauding in the theater when I saw him on the screen. Doesn’t he make a great pirate? I heard somewhere (don’t know if it’s true) that Keith had to have little or no makeup put on for the role because his face is already so craggy and weather-worn, just like a true pirate who’s been there, done that!
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Oh, and I almost died when he was playing the guitar in the movie! Go, Keith!!!
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To Paris Hilton… you and Keith are both Hawt but you’re GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Repant = Repent… Get it? Got it? Hawt!
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I try Beth, I try.
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@Paris – You try and http://youfail.org/
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@ BCA – I do love messing with you! *sly grin* But I really do live in Oklahoma…just look for me under the continual stupid rain cloud! If you are in north Texas then you are the closest Pastafarian to me (sorry WB!!!!)
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That’s ok, Rowdiest, Arizona Dan has been the closest to me (7 hours) for a while now — but you’re still my favorite! Ok, so here ya’ go: you drive down to BCA’s place and the two of you carpool the rest of the way to visit me! Yahoo!!!!
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@ WB – Now that’s a plan!!! :)))) And a sincere thank you!
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Perhaps I should mention that I myself am going to destroy the world at 5:30 PM on June 8, 5436273 ACE. I will be using this method: http://qntm.org/destroy#Fall-back%20methods (it’s #1, total existence failure)
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I think it’s a fairly simple plan.
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“Pants are for squares.”
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“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” – Anatole France
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“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist knows it.”
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
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To Aristotle…
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>Perhaps I should mention that I myself am going to destroy the world at 5:30 PM on >June 8, 5436273 ACE. I will be using this method: >http://qntm.org/destroy#Fall-back%20methods (it’s #1, total existence failure)
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I am laughing so hard that I am crying! Oh my FSM!!!
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“Blood makes good ink.”
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“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” – Anatole France
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How about, “If nearly fifty percent of the United States votes for a foolish president, he is still a foolish president.”
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“Blood makes good ink.”
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Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter 2 to me! Tom Riddle’s diary!
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How about, “If nearly fifty percent of the United States votes for a foolish president, he is still a foolish president.”
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I certainly agree with you there.
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Wench Beth
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:41 am
“‘Blood makes good ink.’
Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter 2 to me! Tom Riddle’s diary!”
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It reminds me more of HP5 when Umbridge makes him write lines in his own blood.
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Daniel Racieff the guy who plays HP in the movies (i think) got his hair cut. now he looks like a pansy throught the movie.
@WB “If 50% of America voted for George Bush then hated him later on, he’s still the stupid president.
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That’s true, we “knew” that was actual blood! I hate Umbridge! Tom’s diary spewed red ink, which was probably blood, but they never actually said.
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Lord of the Pirate Fish
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Daniel Racieff the guy who plays HP in the movies (i think) got his hair cut. now he looks like a pansy throught the movie.
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Daniel Radcliffe is Pansyrific and Hawt!
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Wench Beth
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:47 am
That’s true, we “knew” that was actual blood! I hate Umbridge! Tom’s diary spewed red ink, which was probably blood, but they never actually said.
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Umbridge is the most EVIL character in the HP books. Worser than Voldemort.
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In the sixth book though she’s STILL AT THE MINISRTY!!!!!! what’s up with that? if i was HP I wouldn’t have made friends with the ministry either.
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Look at what I found! These are very hard decisions to make.
http://youmustchoose.com/
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It is really amazing that someone didn’t just off Umbridge altogether. I agree, she’s as evil as Voldemort and I can’t believe she retained her job at the Ministry. No, Harry is so not friends with the Ministry! They accepted that he was telling the truth and all, but he still thinks they’re a bunch of user-losers (the whole thing with Rufus Scrimgeour and all).
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I can’t wait for the book release. I’m dressing up in character; wish I could post pictures here on this site after the event!
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This is totally random but i must say it.
“You can always trust an untrustworthy person to be untrustworthy. It’s the trustworthy ones you got to watch out for. Because you can never tell when they’re about to do something…stupid” -Jack Sparrow POTC
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@Aristotale
gosh some of those are just wierd. and cruel. i liked it though.
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish… I love that quote from “Pirates”!!
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me too. it’s my favorite.(at least so far) they might have a better one in POTC 4 that looks really cool
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I’m out for a discussion of Harry Potter – I haven’t read any of them. I know myself well enough to know that I wouldn’t sleep for 3 days so I could finish the book! Way too obsessive…
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@ LotPF – I didn’t mention earlier that I like your new name! :))
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IS THERE GOING TO BE A POTC 4??????????
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@WB of corse! remember jack and barboss a are searching for the fountain of youth and jack stole the map while barbossa stole the PEARL!
**just ignore the christian guy. he’s jealous of us.**
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@Aristotle
Small variation of one of your quotes:
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“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion” Robert M. Pirsig
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DPG you lucky stiff. comment #100 award goes to you.
!cross. just shut up and leave us alone.
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@1cross+3nails=4given
“you are all going to hell. hell is a place full of fire and smoke and endless suffering. your blasphemous remarks are a one way ticket straight there.”
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Welcome to the church of the FSM. Shall I take of that straight jacket for you (thanks to Alchemist for that one originally)?
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and shall we escourt you out of your padded foom?
okay that was lame but oh well.
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1Idiot+1Bible=2Much Rubbish
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room. shut up you damn chistian and leave us alone!
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@1cross+3nails=4given
Ok, my standard first question to Christian fundies for you: how about the great variety in religions? Quite a few aren’t there, with very different beliefs. Look at Hinduis: reincarnation, tons of different gods, none of them called Jesus. Do you think all others are wrong? And if so, it doesn’t say much good about religion if you look at it from a global perspective, does it?
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yeh considering if you add the remainder of religions(including us.). they do actually outnumber you.
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a pretty bad case of dogma i think doc. i think this one’s a born again chistian
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@1cross+3nails=4given
“All of the other religions you mentioned are false”
Yes, that’s what adherents of other religions often think too and even try to force down your throat *cough* Islam *cough*. So firm belief in a person he/she has The Truth is no guarantee. So what puts you above others then. They have their holy books that tell them how you are wrong for sure. So what puts yours or anyone elses above others? Not firm beliefs and old fairy tales obviously. So what then?
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DutchPastaGuy,
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That’s right it would appear that a majority of Americans don’t think George W Bush is a total C**T. But they’re wrong about that too.
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oh you nailed him with that one. watch him say that they’re wrong
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Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at Paris now, here she comes
Wearin’ her wig hat and shades to match
She’s got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin’ her pearls and her diamond rings
She’s got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
She’s the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin’ her perfume, Chanel No. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody’s eye
She’s got such good lovin’ that they can’t say goodbye
She’s a real humdinger and I like it like that
She’s the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Soooo HAWT!!!!
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@ Cross – You were sounding like For the Love of God for a while there! He didn’t give up so easily though! :)))
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@1cross+3nails=4given
“You guys get nearly as riled up as christians do when I go on their sites and fuck with them.”
Hmmmm, how did I get riled up exactly, I only remember asking why you (as faking Christian) felt above others? And offering to take your straight jacket off.
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Ok, you smell of being one of the regulars here under an assumed identity. Why not tell us who you were. Alchemist?
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Ahhh Poor wittle Mikey.
Your jealously becomes you.
Sooo Not Hawt.
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@Mike Honcho
Go on having fun, you’re not the first Pastafarian to pull that one. Most of us can take it without too much trouble.
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“POTC 4??????????”
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OMFFSM!!!! NO WAY!!!!1!1
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All this attention just for me?
This is sooo Hawt.
You guys are the best!!!
Except that one that doesn’t have a backbone.
Not Hawt!!!
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random person (not Mike Honcho) Jun 29th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
lets take a poll to see how many people hate Paris Hilton! I’ll be #1
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I lurve Paris. I will be -1.
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People Who Hate Paris: 0
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Thanks Artie! Thats Hawt!
I’m Hawt! You’re Hawt!
So much Hawtness in the Summer!
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1cross+3nails=4given Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
“how could I be jealous of sinners like you. I am going to heaven to be with the Lord. You will be tortured eternally.”
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“Torture” is fun!
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Torture! wOOOOOt!
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Us Pastafarians are Hawt!
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People who don’t care about celebrities and the insane lives they lead – 1
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Being tortured internally is Hawt!
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Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
“It is really amazing that someone didn’t just off Umbridge altogether. I agree, she’s as evil as Voldemort….”
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No, she is eviller than Voldemort.
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@guy incognito – But our Paris is the real Paris. ;)
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*Yeah* *More Props* *For Me* ******HAWT******
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Sorry, I didn’t understand that, Paris. What were you trying to say?
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Paris Hilton is hawt!
People who hate paris -1
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Aristotle i think we shoul have a pull on who’s the eviliest one.
the choices are:
Voldemort
Umbridge
Snape
George Bush
Lawyers
Christians
it’s a hard choice. but please vote.
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Paris is Hawt!!
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@radiation man
People who hate Paris -2
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Paris is so Hawt, I should marry her!
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@Lord of the Pirate Fish -
VoldemortUmbridge
Snape
George Bush
Lawyers
Christians
Aristotle +1
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“The Hierophant Jun 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Paris is so Hawt, I should marry her!”
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Sweeetttttt!
I’m in Luvbe. Hawt!
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Newest HP movie title…Harry Pooter and the Case of Crabs
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Even Newer HP…Harry Pooter and the Playboy Issue
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or Harry Pooter and the Uneasy Feeling in his Pants
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Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth?
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I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Snape dies in the first chapter of the 7th book anyway. Pretty much everyone knows that by now.
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Most Evilest:
Voldemort
Umbridge
Snape
George Bush
Lawyers
Christians
Aristotle +2
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People Who Hate Paris: -3
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People Who will Marry Paris: +1
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Stereotypical Environmentalist… Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
“I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Snape dies in the first chapter of the 7th book anyway. Pretty much everyone knows that by now.”
Snape is Hawt! I hope he doesn’t die!
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Bearded Clam Admirer Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
“Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth?”
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That’s the best one!
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“The Hierophant Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Most Evilest:
Lawyers
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People Who Hate Paris: -3
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People Who will Marry Paris: +1″
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Hawt Hawt Hawt…..
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“Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I totally suck. I use that same joke over and over.
People who hate Paris: -2″
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I agree! You do suck sweetheart.
But you ain’t me! I suck in the best way! You the worst way!
You Minus; 151,663,7874678,003,652
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Me; HAWT!
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I must agree with Stereotypical Environmentalist on the Harry Potter issue, I was disappointed to learn that Snape was really Harry’s father and that he died so quickly, too expected.
All Potter talk aside, we need to get more pirates!
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Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
“I totally suck. I use that same joke over and over.
People who hate Paris: -2″
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I just changed my mind. People love my repetitive joke.
People who hate Paris: -4
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sarcastic synesthesia Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
“I must agree with Stereotypical Environmentalist on the Harry Potter issue, I was disappointed to learn that Snape was really Harry’s father and that he died so quickly, too expected.
All Potter talk aside, we need to get more pirates!”
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HP is a Pirate, didn’t you know that?
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HP bought Compaq last year!
That was Hawt!
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Harry Potter is a pirate and a school dropout, he actually solves global warming in the last book, that last chapter is pretty interesting.
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@Paris – Hawt! :))
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Yes, show the love.
I just get to you don’t I?
Why *is* that? Because people *like* me.
And you’re just a loser?
*I’m holding my hand in L shape over my head*
In your honor.
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BTW, that last post was for the *other* Paris.
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HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I sure am famous I am!
I love it! I’m sooo Hawt.
And I don’t swear either. Hawt!
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This is why some *groups* are selective.
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I think she went stir crazy in there!
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I think the spamming Paris Hilton should go back to jail, it’d be a more interesting thread that way.
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Outlaw Spam!
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@Paris – Please stop spamming.
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” Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Outlaw Spam!”
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I had spam in jail, it was Hawt.
Oh, the other spam?
But then my lackey little buddy would
have to have a thought of *it’s* own.
Ok, I’m all for it… OUTLAW SPAM!!!
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@ BCA – “Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth” is my favorite too!! Hey, did you know I got officially accepted into massage therapy school? No, I’m not kidding! It starts August 9th. Hubby is going to have to do housework for the first time ever…he’s OK with that – but I’m not so sure about turning the laundry over to him!
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Is there any way to get the spamming entries deleted? Man, that’s annoying!
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Harry Pooter and the Nocturnal Emmission?
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Can I get a Happy Ending, RW?
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Harry Pooter and the Morning Wood?
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@ BCA – Was going to offer one! I’ve already had a couple of friends ask! :)))) Wench Beth suggested that my jolly roger bikini be my uniform! But hubby’s afraid for my safety if I do that! ;)
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Love the movie titles!
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Ok, now that I’ve dug through all those Hawts…!
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To Mike Honcho…
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>Sorry. I was 1cross. I like to have fun at the expense of others. It’s not nice of me and >I will stop. Except for Paris. I hate that bitch.
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You stood me up this morning at dawn for the frying pan duel! You wuss! You mess with my pal Paris, you PAY!!! She can be as Hawt as she wants!!! You better show up tomorrow at dawn or you’ll be walking the plank next!
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@ WB – You tell him! No one stand up a wench with a frying pan! :))
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Oh, and my votes for evilest people are:
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1) Ann Coulter (Satan’s Bitch)
2) Dick Cheney (Emperor Sith Lord Darth Sidious)
3) George W. Bush (ASSHOLE)
4) Dolores Umbridge
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(and I’m not even putting Snape or Voldemort on that list!)
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@guy incognito
“Paris please stop spamming. Also the *hawt* thing is not funny.”
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I’m sorry but I’m just so desperate for some attention and I don’t have the ability to say anything original. I need to troll and spam the threads to get you to notice me. Please please have pity on me. I’m such a loser! I’m totally useless aren’t I!
Just can’t help it.
HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT
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“I didn’t know James Brown wore knee pads when he did those stage slides!”
You’re Hawt as always Beth!
You too Rowdy, congrats on the school thing. That’s Hawt!
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@ The *moron* right above my last post.
You *need* a life.
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@ Paris – thanks! A pirate wench giving massages – sound Hawt to me! :)))
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It’s hawt here in New Mexico right now. 100 F. Hawt.
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I know you’re all jealous of my superior intellect. You’re all so far below me that you don’t even get the humour of my joke even when I repeat it over and over. You’re just a bunch of jealous assholes.
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Comment #200!
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Congratulations, Aristotle, on getting #200!
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Woops, I missed it. That was 201.
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To Paris Hilton… I, for one, am supremely jealous of your intellect. How about we trade smarts lessons for frying pan duel training? Oops, I forgot, you already are really good at frying pans.
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Well, can your chihuahua come over my house and meet my chihuahua then? Mine needs “princess” lessons so she can be annoying and yippy. Right now she thinks she’s a real dog — we can’t have that continuing.
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Ahoy there you bunch o swapping kidney pies farts. Lets talk more about boring Harry Potter. Can we talk about how he had to walk the plank after guzzling rum and chasing it with beer.
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“Lets talk more about boring Harry Potter.”
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I’d absolutely LOVE to talk more about HP!
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Wench Beth you are soooo hawt.
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Did someone call?
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“Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
To Paris Hilton… I, for one, am supremely jealous of your intellect. How about we trade smarts lessons for frying pan duel training? Oops, I forgot, you already are really good at frying pans.”
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Thanks Beth. I think you addressed the other *thing*.
I will have no fry pan duel with you! You’re too Hawt for that.
Sure, you can use my pup. Yours ready for all that yet though?
I mean after the Low Rider thing?
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Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
“Wench Beth you are soooo hawt.”
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Yeah, she is hawt. And so are you, Paris. :))
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@ Red Sonja – Insulting us is not a good way to start a conversation!
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If anyone guzzled rum and followed it with beer they’d be puking off the plank, not walking it!
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May he touch you with his noodley apendage, Paris Hilton, so that the pasta shells may fall from your eyes.
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Harry Potter? Is it really you? Dude, you rock! I have some advice for you. Marry Ginny, get Hermione and Ron hitched, off Umbridge, bring Sirius back from the dead (along with your parents, while you’re at it) and then hook up with Voldemort and you two can rule the world!! Heh heh heh!!
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I am the biggest Harry Potter fan in the WORLD!! The UNIVERSE!! And all alternate universes yet to be discovered!!
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@Wench Beth – I’m working on it. :))))
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@WB & HP – You both have to compete with me.
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Well, you know the routine, Aristotle: meet me at dawn with a frying pan (or cutlass or weapon of your choice) and we’ll duel it out to see who is the BIGGEST Potter fan in the universe. I already know who’s going to win, but we have to go through the formalities, being pirates, you know.
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Harry why did you leave me?
You know I love you?
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Harry Pooter and His Hogwarts Whitesnake
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@ BCA – I love it! I’d join in if I could think of one…but nothing yet…
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Meow meow meow! Yowl! Mew meow!
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Harry Pooter and the New Patch of Hair
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Harry Pooter and the Newfound Love of Hermione’s Cleavage
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Hermione has cleavage??!! All RIGHT!!!!
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Harry Pooter and the Mysterious Boner
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She is mine, you skinny Brit! Leave Hermione’s cleavage alone!!
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Harry Pooter and the Dream of Wetness
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Harry Pooter and the Hairy Pooter
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Harry Potter and the “I Hope J.K. Rowling Is Fooling Us All And Intends To Write An Eighth Book Because She Can’t Possibly Tie Up All The Loose Ends In Book Seven”
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Harry Pooter and the Unfortunate Acne
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Harry Pooter and the Case of Herpes
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Harry Potter and the Hedwig Affair
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Harry Pooter and the Mysterious Rash
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I think Harry is going to end up with Moaning Myrtle, personally :)
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“Harry Potter and the Gloomy Ghost Wedding”
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Crookshanks Jun 29th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Meow meow meow! Yowl! Mew meow!
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I lurve pussy. I am hawt!
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@ Ships Cat – If you are out there buddy we have another cat here! :))
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Meow! I want to meet you, Ships Cat! I’ve never been on a ship but I heard there are mice and rats there — yum! I live in a castle with a bunch of sexually repressed teenagers who wave wands around and generally make a mess of everything. It’d be nice to talk to an INTELLIGENT BEING for once! My e-mail address is crookshanks@hogwarts.com. Meow!
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(Just kidding about the e-mail!)
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Hoot hoot hoot!
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(Translates to: “I eat cats. Bring ‘em on.”)
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I like the attention my little lackey gives me.
It’s not Hawt. But it really shows what an asswipe *it* is.
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I like the attention from all my little lackeys and sycophants. They’re so sweet I throw them a bone now and then. I’m so generous I am.
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@ Crookshanks – I don’t know if we can get Ships Cat out to play – although it’s not a bad time of day in the part of the world where he lives. Maybe… Here Ships Cat! Here boy! I know, calling a cat is silly but he’s an unusual cat!
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Paris you’re the best! You *ARE* sooooo hawt!
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Harry Pooter and the Paris Hilton Video
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Harry Pooter and the Magic Wand in his Pants
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Harry Does Paris. Now That is Hawt!
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@ BCA – Magic Wand in His Pants is fabulous! My brain stopped in its tracks…nothing I had was that good! :))))
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Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Would someone please kill me?
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Noooooooo! No Paris!
Who will we worship and strive to emulate then? You are so funny and so clever too. You are Hawtest Paris!! Don’t listen to all those others because they’re just jealous of you! You’re a star Paris!
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@ tacosontuesday – I had tacosonfriday. Does that help?
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Hi everyone
I’m 14 and I think Pirates are cool and PoTC rocks. I’m getting some Pastafarians to join at my school and I think Paris Hilton sucks big time.
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Hi Taylor! Welcome and RAmen! PoTC does rock! I haven’t seen the third one yet – I hate movie theaters! Kudos for getting more people to join!
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I see you haven’t thought this through, as the climate nears ice age temperatures the number of pirates will decrease, upping the temperature enough to stave off decimation, of course the opposite could olso happen. the impending doom may force normal poeple all over the world to become maverick pirates, accelerating the temperature drop and sealing our fate.
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FSM Dammit! I’ll have to trade in the jolly roger bikini for sure…can we figure out how to find a nice balance in global temperature?
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Bah, bring on the ice age. Australia needs the rain (any ice would melt).
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Hi Jingles! I’m sorry you need rain…I know this! I don’t know what area you live in but I understand that some areas are really really desperate. We’ve had a drought here in Oklahoma for years and years but my town is making national news for how much rain we’ve had so far this year. We have several areas of town completely under water today…I’d send you some if I could!
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Rain is Hawt! Except for when there’s too much of it in Oklahoma. Not Hawt.
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I am going with a friend to the Harry Potter launch party on the 20th july! Ha!
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No that’s a DVD I want to buy.
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Paris Hilton sucks big time and wants some ‘tention eh? Come ‘ere my little chickadee an’ I’ll give ya some big ‘tention.
Say Arr!! My my what a big mouth you have Paris. Oowee you do suck big time don’t ya. Ya is relly is a hawt little thing!! ARR OOOH YEAH!!
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The last book is Harry Potter Sucks the Big Green Weiner. Or for short, Harry Potter Sucks!
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Harry Pooter and the bunch of homo hooters.
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You guys are a joke! what do u think this is.. seriously…figure it out…Like PIRATES!!! N ice age n all that.. wow…. what do u have to back this data or info up.. really now… oh n sweet name ….. Flying Spaghetti Monster.. ya thats sumthin else….
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Rick Chauds. If that’s supposed to be Rickshaws then it was shite! Sorry :(
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Rick Chauds, I don’t see your aim in insulting another religion. If you are trying to be funny, well, you just aren’t. Also, if you are going to insult us, please check your syntacs – and are those “….”s and “..”s supposed to be elipseses?
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and what the **** are the “n” for? is it stand for never had a brain in his life? becuase if so, then it suits you.
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Hello everyone,
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Off-topic, but a nice one for a change:
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-campatheist_27jun27,1,4522407.story??track=sto-topstory&coll=chi-news-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true
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To Red Dutch Pasta Wench…
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>I am going with a friend to the Harry Potter launch party on the 20th july! Ha!
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Me, too! A bunch of us are going. I plan to go in costume if I can sew it up in time. Wait till you see who it’s going to be! ;)
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Ok, here’s another link:
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http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/story/100183.html
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This is one you’ll enjoy! Creationists are going at each other with lawyers etc. The original Australian Creation Ministries and USA based AiG are having a row about the high-profile role of Ken Ham. No matter how this ends, just sit back and enjoy, see how they damage each other.
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Marry me, Paris.
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Red Sonja Jun 30th, 2007 at 7:23 am
“The last book is Harry Potter Sucks the Big Green Weiner. Or for short, Harry Potter Sucks!”
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Harry sucks? Really?
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Taylor Jun 29th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
“Hi everyone
I’m 14 and I think Pirates are cool and PoTC rocks. I’m getting some Pastafarians to join at my school and I think Paris Hilton sucks big time.”
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Paris is Hawt!
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Paris does suck. ;)
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“Harry sucks? Really?”
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Yup. ;)
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Lord of the Pirate Fish Jun 30th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
“and what the **** are the ‘n’ for? is it stand for never had a brain in his life? becuase if so, then it suits you.”
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“N” stands for Noodle.
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_Stereotypical Environmentalist… Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Snape dies in the first chapter of the 7th book anyway. Pretty much everyone knows that by now.
_sarcastic synesthesia Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I must agree with Stereotypical Environmentalist on the Harry Potter issue, I was disappointed to learn that Snape was really Harry’s father and that he died so quickly, too expected.
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What the hell? WHAT the HELL?! good FSM, you better have been joking.
@Wench Beth, HP, and Aristotle- You once would have had to compete w/ me for the title of ultimate HP fan, but I’ve been kinda pissed off with how he’s been acting in the last two books. Still, am totally a fan. Just not ultimate.
Ann Coulter is #1 evil. Umbridge is 2nd. Bush doesn’t cut it cause he’s too stupid to really know what he’s doing. Evil implies malicious intent. I don’t think he actually intends for all this shit to happen. But I’m still allowed to hate his twisted guts.
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Well, I haven’t heard the part about Snape being Harry’s father…
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He isn’t…nor is he dead,,,he’s just eveill…SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!
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But do we actually know that Dumbledore is dead, Zankou? In book one, Snape tells his first year class about what he’s going to teach them in potions: “I can show you how to stopper death.” Think about that… STOPPER DEATH. Could Snape and Dumbledore have had something planned to outwit Voldemort, and part of that was a potion Snape whipped up to help fake Dumbledore’s death in book six?
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Just wondering… :)
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“Stopper death” refers to placing a cork in a bottle of poison…I once took it to mean stopping death…IDK why.
JKR has confirmed he’s dead…believe me, i wish he was alive too..he was my favourite character…
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Well, dang. I suppose Sirius isn’t coming back, either :( Waaaaaaaaaaa.
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Aloha..altho Harry Potter is a fine, upstanding example of junior mage-ness, and his past, present and future exploits are the warp & woof of legend..i’m just a little bit more concerned with the possibility that RW may have to trade in her jolly roger bikini..have you thought about faux-fur lining? Our ever-watchful FSM surely wouldn’t allow the wholesale extirpation of jolly roger bikinis..or any bikinis, for that matter..too many sad Wenches!so be of good cheer &, if possible, avoid de-bikini-izing just yet..RAmen & a respectful hula hip-shake to all..
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Well, he mostly killed him because he had to to defeat Voldemort, but he didn’t know it at the time. That’s why so many people were upset that he dies too.
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@DutchPastaGuy Jul 1st, 2007 at 5:59 am
“Ok, here’s another link:”
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http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/story/100183.html
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Hahahahahahahaha…read a bit about that last year. Didn’t know it was still running on though. Always nice to read about the true aims of the YECs and IDiot conglomerates, money & power. Shows nothing has changed in the religion business over the past ~2000yrs!
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The AiG contributor names database would be a goldmine for any half competent sales conman.
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@Wench Nikkiee
“The AiG contributor names database would be a goldmine for any half competent sales conman.”
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RAmen to that. Although you’d probably only want the recent entries to their database. The ones that have been in there for years probably have little money left to be squeezed out of them.
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Hi DPG
“The ones that have been in there for years probably have little money left to be squeezed out of them.”
For sure!!
Don’t remember which flavour church it was, but a few months back I was at a fundie site which was begging that “God” needed donations so as to buy a plane, allowing his chosen messengers to travel the world spreading the his word! :p
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Had trouble posting this…just trying again
Just watched this movie again after many years. Still a classic!
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The Gods Must Be Crazy: Coke bottle scenes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pTPWg_wUw
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I am the last person alive again. :(
No posts since one o’clock.
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@ Aristotle – pirates need sleep after a long weekend.
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Re: Snape is Harry’s father
Ewwwww! *shivers*
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Life!
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@One-eyed Wonderkin – Of course they do.
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this is so STUPID!!!!! who believes in a ” flying spaghetti monster “…..who ever came up with this is crazy and needs Jesus the true Savior in their hearts….the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!…..FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST NOT THE spaghetti monster!!!
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Happy Canada Day to everyone. May the joy of Canadian summers and chill of Canadian winters keep everyone looking young and feeling the spirit of the Holiest of Holies – the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself! RAmen on this warmest of warm days.
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Snape cannot be Harry’s father. We’ve seen Harry’s father twice: once in the Mirror of Erised, and once during the “wand duel” between Harry and Voldemort.
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Of course, Snape could be Harry’s ‘real’ father. I don’t think it is likely, but not beyond possibility. That kind of twist would not fit into the writing style for the story.
It would be better twist if Serious Black was Harry’s real father.
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a) Rowling has told people repeatedly to not go down the ‘real father’ line and that they’ve watched too much blood star wars.
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b) In the Prisoner of Azkabahn Harry mistakes himself for his own father he is such a likeness and his Patronus is in the form of Stag – his fathers animagus form.
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Face it. We know who Harry’s parents are and we know they are dead and we know that can not come back. Unless Albus Dumbledore is a stupid old man. Wait a minute…
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I think Ron Weasley is Harry’s father.
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That’s impossible. They’re brothers.
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How are they brothers???? Are they half-brothers? Did Harry’s father have a secret affair with Ron’s mother? Did Ron’s father have a secret affair with Harry’s mother? Is there some other combination of parentage?
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Maybe I’ve said too much.
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That’s ridiculous. You only said four words. :P
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I think Hermione is Peter Pettigrew’s daughter.
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Wench Beth Jul 2nd, 2007 at 6:05 pm
“I think Hermione is Peter Pettigrew’s daughter.”
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O.O That’s crazytalk!
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And kinda gross, too.
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Very gross. I was of course kidding.
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I miss the blue name links. I haven’t gotten any new souls in weeks :(
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Beware Harry Potter fans
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“The Make Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity!”
“Our pastors already gave the movie a sin-screening and they tell us it is one of the most deceptively wicked pieces of Satanic filth to ever grace their Godly eyes”
“form a love link in front of a bookstore to prevent ignorant unsaved people from purchasing Satan’s new Harry Potter book: The Half-Blood Prince. If you see anyone with this book in hand, shout, “Fire on you! in the name of Jesus!” Snatch the book from them, toss it to another Christian brother or sister and put flame to it as quickly as possible. Make sure you hand the person a Bible to replace the Half-Blood Prince and tell them to read that instead.”
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landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html
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ps don’t appear to be able to post full links at mo, so add h**p and “www*
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Ooops….the bottom quote of the above was from the July 2005 memo re The Half Blood Prince :))
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Or for interesting hatemail, try here:
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landoverbaptist.org/mail/0507.html
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Hehehehehehe…
RAmen
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grandi ragazzi!
speriamo arrivi presto l’era della seconda glaciazione!
qui fa troppo caldo!
Hey guys!
I hope arrive soon the ice age!
Here is too much hot!
Manuel
FORZA MILAN
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Ask all your friends to dress up as Pirates Manuel. This will lower the local temperature. :))
RAmen
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Nikkiee: if they try that with me we’ll see if they like the taste of canal-water, grrrrrr. Burning books! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………
(will go and look at that hatemail)
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Hi Red Dutch :)
Check out this article wile you’re there. :))
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“Spiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality!”
Pastor Deacon Fred Reviews Spiderman 3
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“To put it simply, so the unsaved can understand: Spiderman is promoting the glorification of woman on arachnid intercourse……..
…………….I want every young Christian lady across this country to know that if they lean down to kiss a spider, it will not turn into Toby McGuire as the movie, Spiderman 3 would have you believe!. No, my sweet, innocent young ladies, it will not! Flee this temptation at all costs, for it could not only lead to some nasty stings, it could also lead you down the path of immorality to France where you will get caught up in sexual Entomology which leads to damnation.”
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landoverbaptist.org/news0507/spiderman3.html
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Hehehehehehehehehe…..
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Oh dear, it’s been a while since I’ve been over to the Landover Baptist site. I’m literally in tears here :))))
I’d almost forgotten what a great site it is!
Nice to read some good satire again :))
RAmen
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The mail was fun to read to :) But kiss a spider?? Eeeeeew, no way, not even if it WOULD turn into this handsome guy ;)
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Oh dear, it’s been a while since I’ve been over to the Landover Baptist site. I’m literally in tears here :))))
I’d almost forgotten what a great site it is!
Nice to read some good satire again :))
RAmen
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Meowwwwwwwwww!
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Wench Nikkiee
Jul 3rd, 2007 at 2:32 am
“‘…put flame to it as quickly as possible.’”
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Burning books is just sick and wrong, wouldn’t you agree?
I think I can honestly claim that if I had to choose between book-burning and death, I would choose death. No joke.
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Aristotle, I agree. As Goethe (I think?) said: where they start burning books, they will start burning people next.
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“When books are burned, in the end people will be burned too.” ~ Heinrich Heine
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Great quote, Aristotle.
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I doubt I could force myself to make the physical action of grabbing a book and setting flame to it. I would probably vomit, have a seizure, or kill myself before I could set the book on fire.
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@Wench Beth – I think it’s great, too.
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Book burners are going to…a very terrible place.
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In the future, cucumbers and brussel sprouts will rule the world in joint pwnership.
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Amazing…stealing from South Park….think you would be a little more creative in your satire and be able to think of something original…douche
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Hi everyone, I’m going to a huge 4th of July party tomorrow, lot of people going to be there. I wish I had $50.. or so dollars, to print up FSM fliers. But I just don’t.:( Stupid paper and ink cost money. Could anybody send me a few bucks? Any money you give me, will go towards paper and ink, for fliers. Thank you. My addy is cpthook[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thanks.
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oops,sorry, I messed up my addy, it’s cpthook5833[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thank you all Pastafarians.
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Who is this Wench Nikkiee character? Is he or she the admin?
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nermal Jul 3rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
“Who is this Wench Nikkiee character? Is he or she the admin?”
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No. Why do you ask…erm…”nermal”?
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Are you “new” here nermal? :)
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The “admin”, as you said nermal, to my knowledge is His Noodly Majesty, but I am sure that He wouldn’t mind if we all welcomed you on His behalf. Welcome!
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Yes welcome nermal :)))
You haven’t gone all shy on us now have you? We love “new” visitors here :))
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Hmm, we need more pirates.
And desu if available.
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Why do humans have such a bad grasp of dates?
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Jenkins, betch; this existed long before the episode. Maybe you should check your facts (read, DATES) before you make moronic accusations… douche.
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Seriously, the whole YEC thing is bad enough, but us ripping off SP? Please.
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Hi all, bye all. This is just a brief flyby post.
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(Incidentally, WN should be an admin. We could then have a whole thread devoted entirely to the art of the frying pan!)
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Not me thanks Jingles :) I gave up frying pans anyway….got bored with them :p))
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CoFSM is slow again. :(
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@Wench Nikkiee – Aww, you’re no fun. :P
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@ Wench Nikkie – what have you been doing that is fun?
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O’ Pastafarians
Join me in strict Noodletheist!
I received revelations that our religion has been corrupted by by those who make partners with Meatballs. Spaghetti is One!
Al Dente Akbar
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As long as they can be pan fried.
What’s it matter? Really?
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Al Dente Akbar,
Meat balls are fine. So long as you have sauce.
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Al – Please take a second look at the representation of the FSM. This is not a faith for those who shun meat eating.
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WTF… Is going on here????
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Arrrggghhh
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“Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Bobby.
Are you blocking some IPs? Some of us, myself included a while ago, can’t post or get moderation (yes we know how many links we can post) or a “slow down”.
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What the fuck is going on?
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I have no expectation that you will answer this. You never bloody well do! Have you got so many supporters that you don’t need us?
RSVP”
Ya, I’ll only echo Alchemist… WTF????
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@Bobby
You should take note of what is being said and who says it. Pissing of the future prez and stuff is not a move that is likely to give Pastafarianism a smoother ride to world domination.
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I don’t seem to have an probs.
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@ ۞ – I’ve had problems with one post – and posted essentially the same thing later on with no trouble. I don’t know what’s going on…
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Bobby, I agree with DPG that you should pay attention to what is happening. You have a good thing here and it’s frustrating to try and post any more. Many of us have worked to get people to come to the site, but it’s getting harder to want to bother ourselves, let alone introduce it to more people.
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I.e. When I said WTF! I meant WTF, is going on here,
that I can’t post under my normal ISP, yet,
when I use a proxy, ISP. No problems?
Seems somethings amiss here?
Shoot! I’m not even a bad poster?
WTF????
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“seasonal glitch”
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Haha, yeah! That’s the ticket! :)
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Ok, how about this idea: Bobby opens up a thread for problem reporting. If he’s too busy to pay attention to all threads (somewhat understandable, many of us lack the time occasionally) then why not post any problems in a single thread that should only be used for problem reporting so that it doesn’t get snowed under with our regular fun.
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“DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Ok, how about this idea: Bobby opens up a thread for problem reporting. If he’s too busy to pay attention to all threads (somewhat understandable, many of us lack the time occasionally) then why not post any problems in a single thread that should only be used for problem reporting so that it doesn’t get snowed under with our regular fun.”
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It won’t work DPG, Shit, Bobby can’t be arsed with our emails.
He sure as hell dosen’t have time for that.
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This has failed to post three times under my usual IP – I’m now using a spoof IP, a false email and a different name
– let’s see :)
DPG – good idea but one problem. He doesn’t respond. Not to emails, threads on the forum or here. Last time I said this I got slated – oooh, Bobby is busy, Bobby spoke to us last week, Prophet Bobby is spreading the work – etc.
Yeah, well!
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Gosh – There’s a surprise!
Loki – aka Alchemist
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Priceless!
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I think somehow the title of this thread fits very well :(
Shouldn’t a filter go after the content and not after people posting it???
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Famous Quote….
“Stupid is… As Stupid does”
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I’m taking over from my pals Rufus T. Firefly, Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding and Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff, whose posts are being censored. If this doesn’t work, my collegue Otis B. Driftwood will have to try.
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So, I can get through from a different computer! Is this a way of promoting the computer trade? Three computers for each citizen, no less! I’ll tell my pal Jean Bart about this!
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@Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:13 pm “So, I can get through from a different computer! Is this a way of promoting the computer trade? Three computers for each citizen, no less! I’ll tell my pal Jean Bart about this!”
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You’re right, Dr., this can’t be the way to Enlighten the citizens’ spirits!
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“Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Hi Doctor Hugo – wonder if this one of mine will get moderated?
Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
OK folks – Someone’s being nasty! Don’t like critisism eh?
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@bathesphere Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:20 pm ““Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm Hi Doctor Hugo – wonder if this one of mine will get moderated? Your comment is awaiting moderation.” OK folks – Someone’s being nasty! Don’t like critisism eh?”
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Holaaaa! A reply to an invisible post… baaaaaaad news, folks!
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Hahahahahahahahaha Oh, wait… Bawawawawawawawa (has meaning to some:).
This is to fucking funny!
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I’m a Golden Child!!!
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See me… Touch me… Feel me…
Wonder if this will post if I call myself… God!!!!!
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C’mon, Hugo, let me use your computer, so I can see if I can post without having my posts moderated, like two days ago. In my next post I will put the quote that might have caused the moderation. It contains a word that shouldn’t be used under age four!
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Here’s the quote with which I’d like to close my day:
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You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
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Most serious post to Bobby…
Dude, you’ve got a good thing here,
you’ve got devoted followers who have gone way out of their way,
and sold T-shirts for you.
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They don’t ask for much, just a little respect now and then.
So far, you’ve ignored them.
Don’t fall over when they take the FSM (your idea)
and make something of it. Yeah, it could happen.
Just trying to help you here Bobby.
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Your Friend,
Peter Popoff
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I have it on good authority that my evil twin *Alchemist* posted
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“What causes the moderation – thought crime?”
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It didn’t post! Whaaaaaa :) I’m shocked! Hands up all the cynics here.
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To Prophet Bobby, please don’t drive your most devoted followers away! You’re moderating all of us now — why? We’ve all supported you financially by buying your FSM merchandise, and we’ve spread the FSM word to so many people that we’ve lost count. I offered free IT and financial help for this site, and my e-mail was ignored. I don’t understand at all. We’ve been loyal and now the loyalty is being punished. Please don’t do this to us or there won’t be much of an “us” left :(((
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PP wrote
“you’ve got devoted followers who have gone way out of their way,
and sold T-shirts for you.
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They don’t ask for much, just a little respect now and then.
So far, you’ve ignored them.”
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Maybe Bobby is becoming a bit too much like leaders of traditional main stream religions…..not listening awfully well to his followers…..doing things his own way…..hmmmm
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“DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Maybe Bobby is becoming a bit too much like leaders of traditional main stream religions…..not listening awfully well to his followers…..doing things his own way…..hmmmm”
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DPG, I agree with you 100%, but can Bobby afford to be so blind?
I guess he can, I just hope he doesn’t think Copyright laws will save his ass.
They won’t, this is 2007, not 0 AD.
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maybe that helps…
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So at least I’ll show up this way at the recent comments…
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Clever, Lilith! You are indeed blessed by the FSM! :)
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It sure is ironic that this thread is named “Is the end near?” Prophetic??….
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“Lilith♥ Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
So at least I’ll show up this way at the recent comments…”
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Hahaha… I Love you… haha
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WB/PP: thanks, but it shows just for a while :)
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I’d like to add my “RAmen” to what my pirate and wench friends are saying. You all have done a great job expressing our concerns so I don’t need to say anything else.
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Wow you people really should get a life! You ever considered donating some of the time you spent posting on a website to voluntary charity work?
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New Medications for Adults with ADHD
http://www.ncpamd.com/NewADD_Meds.htm
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“Jaze Jul 5th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Wow you people really should get a life! You ever considered donating some of the time you spent posting on a website to voluntary charity work?”
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Try this Girlfriend, The wife and I give 100 manhours a year (each), and more money then you’re worth to this cause.
Call me sometime.
http://www.usvariety.org/
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I’m not your girlfriend man!! Who the fuck are you?
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@ Jaze – You come here insulting us and then want to know who the fuck we are? (Caught me on a bad night, too bad for you) We are hard-working, smart, funny, caring, well-educated and well-thought people who use this site as an outlet for all of those things. At the point you insult us and post 3 times in relatively short succession I’d suggest that you need more of a life than insulting people you don’t understand.
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@ Peter – RAmen pirate friend!
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@ Jaze – I checked your comments on the other threads and they don’t fit with what you said here. Who needs ADHD drugs?
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I really want to apologize to you good folks. I was also having a bad day and shouldn’t have taken it out on you guys. Peter Popoff, it’s obvious that you do have a life and spend it well and I’m sorry for saying what I did. You’re doing good stuff, keep it up. Rowdiest Wench, I hope you’ll forgive me too, that was rude of me and uncalled for. Sorry guys.
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On a different note, it’s quite interesting how I’ve spammed half this site and have not been moderated at all, while you good folks have been having trouble. I wonder who I really am?? A bit suspicious, don’t you think?
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Hello all :)
Sounds like you’ve having some site problems :(
Anyway quick post…..just got in and heading off again shortly. (Friday night here :))
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@Jaze
Glad to see you appologise!
I have a great life thanks :) In fact I don’t see how it could really be much better :))
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“I wonder who I really am?? A bit suspicious don’t you think?”
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Definately!
Sounding a bit schizoid and paranoid there? Been having too much of that medication or not enough? I suggest you seek out your nearest health professional immediately. :))
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Just got this new one when I last tried to post – change of IP again :(
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“Sorry, but your comment has been flagged by the spam filter running on this blog: this might be an error, in which case all apologies. Your comment will be presented to the blog admin who will be able to restore it immediately.
You may want to contact the blog admin via e-mail to notify him.
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Never had that before. It appears that anything coming from that IP addy is spam now!
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Hey, everyone. Uncharacteristically, I’m rather speechless. I think my brain has gone into standby mode. I’ve just surfaced momentarily to let you know I’m keepin’ on keepin’ on.
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I’m off to Vermont for the weekend. There’s a pasta products business in Vermont called Anything’s Pastable. If we visit there, I could ostensibly turn a getaway weekend into a religious pilgrimage. If I seek Him, he will present Himself in my life. His word is everywhere, if only I look.
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RAmen
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Have a good weekend Saucy. Hope you’re doing well!
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Thanks, Alchemist. I’m up walking around and taking nourishment, anyway. Hope things are good with you. I’ll surface again soon.
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Have fun Saucy.
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Test
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Hi All…how is life the universe and everything? Thank the FSM that it is Friday the holiest day of them all. Just started reading all about Pirates to People. Grab your eyepatches and your cutlasses, no wonder it’s in the high thirties all this week. They are saying it will go all the way up to 42 degrees by the end of the day. Grrrrr, I mean, Argggghhhhh.
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RAmen
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Happy Dubya’s birthday, everyone. Please excuse me while I go throw up.
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Dubya – the lead believer in ID.
I know a consultant that worked with Dubya during his first election run. He indicated that Dubya was the dumbest most arogant person that he had ever met. This guy consults to the Wall Street companies, so that is saying something.
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