I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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Wow you people really should get a life! You ever considered donating some of the time you spent posting on a website to voluntary charity work?
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New Medications for Adults with ADHD
http://www.ncpamd.com/NewADD_Meds.htm
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“Jaze Jul 5th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Wow you people really should get a life! You ever considered donating some of the time you spent posting on a website to voluntary charity work?”
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Try this Girlfriend, The wife and I give 100 manhours a year (each), and more money then you’re worth to this cause.
Call me sometime.
http://www.usvariety.org/
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I’m not your girlfriend man!! Who the fuck are you?
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@ Jaze – You come here insulting us and then want to know who the fuck we are? (Caught me on a bad night, too bad for you) We are hard-working, smart, funny, caring, well-educated and well-thought people who use this site as an outlet for all of those things. At the point you insult us and post 3 times in relatively short succession I’d suggest that you need more of a life than insulting people you don’t understand.
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@ Peter – RAmen pirate friend!
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@ Jaze – I checked your comments on the other threads and they don’t fit with what you said here. Who needs ADHD drugs?
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I really want to apologize to you good folks. I was also having a bad day and shouldn’t have taken it out on you guys. Peter Popoff, it’s obvious that you do have a life and spend it well and I’m sorry for saying what I did. You’re doing good stuff, keep it up. Rowdiest Wench, I hope you’ll forgive me too, that was rude of me and uncalled for. Sorry guys.
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On a different note, it’s quite interesting how I’ve spammed half this site and have not been moderated at all, while you good folks have been having trouble. I wonder who I really am?? A bit suspicious, don’t you think?
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Hello all :)
Sounds like you’ve having some site problems :(
Anyway quick post…..just got in and heading off again shortly. (Friday night here :))
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@Jaze
Glad to see you appologise!
I have a great life thanks :) In fact I don’t see how it could really be much better :))
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“I wonder who I really am?? A bit suspicious don’t you think?”
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Definately!
Sounding a bit schizoid and paranoid there? Been having too much of that medication or not enough? I suggest you seek out your nearest health professional immediately. :))
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Just got this new one when I last tried to post – change of IP again :(
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“Sorry, but your comment has been flagged by the spam filter running on this blog: this might be an error, in which case all apologies. Your comment will be presented to the blog admin who will be able to restore it immediately.
You may want to contact the blog admin via e-mail to notify him.
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Never had that before. It appears that anything coming from that IP addy is spam now!
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Hey, everyone. Uncharacteristically, I’m rather speechless. I think my brain has gone into standby mode. I’ve just surfaced momentarily to let you know I’m keepin’ on keepin’ on.
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I’m off to Vermont for the weekend. There’s a pasta products business in Vermont called Anything’s Pastable. If we visit there, I could ostensibly turn a getaway weekend into a religious pilgrimage. If I seek Him, he will present Himself in my life. His word is everywhere, if only I look.
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RAmen
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Have a good weekend Saucy. Hope you’re doing well!
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Thanks, Alchemist. I’m up walking around and taking nourishment, anyway. Hope things are good with you. I’ll surface again soon.
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Have fun Saucy.
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Test
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Hi All…how is life the universe and everything? Thank the FSM that it is Friday the holiest day of them all. Just started reading all about Pirates to People. Grab your eyepatches and your cutlasses, no wonder it’s in the high thirties all this week. They are saying it will go all the way up to 42 degrees by the end of the day. Grrrrr, I mean, Argggghhhhh.
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RAmen
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Happy Dubya’s birthday, everyone. Please excuse me while I go throw up.
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Dubya – the lead believer in ID.
I know a consultant that worked with Dubya during his first election run. He indicated that Dubya was the dumbest most arogant person that he had ever met. This guy consults to the Wall Street companies, so that is saying something.
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Don’t you think it is scary that someone like Dubya and his family can steal the presidential election two terms in a row? And what is even more scary – there is another brother or two, waiting in the wings! So, the question is, what happened to natural selection? Is the FSM just playing with us and manipulating it so that idiots can be elected just to see us squirm?
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This is Captain Spaulding calling. If I get through, I can say “Hello!” to all Wenches and Pirates!
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Yes! Hail Tor!
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RAmen!
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And now to tell the good news to the fellow Disciples. Catch you all later…
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@Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding Jul 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm “Yes! Hail Tor! RAmen! And now to tell the good news to the fellow Disciples. Catch you all later…”
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Congratulations, Captain! Do you know this fellow D. who’s birthday seems worth mentioning Acute Sickness Symptoms, aka ASS?
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@ Captain Spaulding – Hello from Rowdy Wench!! Glad to see you here!! :)
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Post and run…
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Nope, didnt work with Tor disabled. Now let’s turn it on…
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Yes, way to go. A sloooooow way, but a way nonetheless!
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RAmen to that!
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One-eyed Wonderkin Jul 6th, 2007 at 9:29 am
“He indicated that Dubya was the dumbest most arogant person that he had ever met.”
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That’s how Dubya has always come cross to me too! Funny that :((((
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Wench Nikkiee Jul 6th, 2007 at 3:05 pm “That’s how Dubya has always come cross to me too! Funny that :((((”
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Personally, I’ve always interpreted his facial expressions as being the reflection of the attitude of a person who desperately tries to understand what’s going on. Maybe the position of the eyes?
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Really of to bed now…
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Good night, JB! (btw, it’s off!!)
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Many distinguished folk on this thread recently, I must say ;)
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Hehehehehehe…
Wow!! Just had a chance to catch up and read through all the above posts. Screwy :))
Sieves on everyone :))))
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The spam filter must be a bit confused I think. I tried using Tor when my posts kept dissapearing a few days back too…had no luck. No so long after (bout 10mins) I could post through all my browsers! Probably still tweaking :p)))
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@Saucy the Mad Wench Jul 6th, 2007 at 5:16 am
“Uncharacteristically, I’m rather speechless. I think my brain has gone into standby mode. I’ve just surfaced momentarily to let you know I’m keepin’ on keepin’ on.”
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Hiya Saucy :))
Really good to hear from you. :)
“I’m off to Vermont for the weekend.”
Sounds nice :) I’ve heard Vermont is a really pretty place?
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“If I seek Him, he will present Himself in my life. His word is everywhere, if only I look.”
Of course. Must have faith Saucy :))
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RAmen :)
Hope you have a great refreshing weekend away.
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@DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
“Ok, how about this idea: Bobby opens up a thread for problem reporting.”
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Excellent idea DPG. Can’t hurt to try and get his attention towards one.
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HEY BOBBY? YOOHOO? :)))
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Echoooo….echooo…echoo….
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Oh well :(
Maybe the contribute to the course email addy will be a way?
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Oh how sad that Friday only comes but once a week. Just had some hohoho and a bottle of rum. Greetings from the Palace all and a yohohoho and a bottle of rum. RAmen
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Bobby ansered my email, so i have faith in him
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Woohoo sorgo :) Good stuff Bobby…I know you must get a ton of email to sort through! :)
RAmen
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I’ll put this thread back up…you never know :))
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I wouldn’t worry about it, pirates are too tough to worry about a little cold.
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@thesorgo – nice. I just hope he reads some of the other ones sent to him. This is/was a great site. Where are the rest of the regulars though?
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Hi
“Where are the rest of the regulars though?”
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Which ones? :)))
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Good news, everybody! The end does not come at 10.9 degrees Celcius, it comes at 0 degrees Kelvin. By extrapolating from the data above, I calculate that the Earth will be destroyed by the Galactic Pirate Frigate in the year 8,335,750 A.P.
–RAmen, may His Starchy Beneficence bless us all.
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Dudes and pastafarians alike….(why is pastafarians not in the spell check I mean Zoroastrians is and the FSM will have none of them…someone has to fix that) we must all party until the end of the world which, my friends, will be when the FSM eats the earth and takes us into a giant pirate ship which will then bring us to our beer volcanoes and stripper factories. This will happen when every man woman and child is a pastafarian!
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@Yavi – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Sweet Flying Balls of Meat! Could this be the end of global warming?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070712/ap_on_re_af/pirate_attacks
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wHAT’S THE PROCESS THE CONVERT TO A PIRATE ANYWAY?
Oops all caps must be a pirate thing?
= Todd Charske AAAARRRGHH
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It’s easy, first you have to dress like a Pirate, eye patch, cutlass etc. Then you have to drink grog, then you have to get a parrot, then you must get a motley crew, then build or steal a ship. Of course if you are a male pirate you have to get yourself a wench, if you are a female pirate you have to get yourself a stout pirate.
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Then sit back, go raiding to break up the doldrums, sing sea shanties and enjoy the Arrrrgh.
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@ Todd – Actually all caps is usually a fundie thing! But we’ll forgive you this time! :))) Red Sonya pretty much has the conversion process covered for you!
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@Todd – For me, being a pirate is about the pirate spirit and point of view. The trapping add to the fun. Ale, grog, wenches, and attitude (not necessarily in that order)are what makes me a pirate. Knowing when to listen to the captain and knowing when the captain needs to be replaced.
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Explore your inner pirate. Don’t be afraid to use “aye” or “wench to port” in your conversations.
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RAmen
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I think the temperature will even itself out when we get enough members, probably to a comfy cool 70 degrees. Then the FSM will have enough energy to maintain something as simpole as the weather.
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