I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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oops,sorry, I messed up my addy, it’s cpthook5833[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thank you all Pastafarians.
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Who is this Wench Nikkiee character? Is he or she the admin?
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nermal Jul 3rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
“Who is this Wench Nikkiee character? Is he or she the admin?”
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No. Why do you ask…erm…”nermal”?
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Are you “new” here nermal? :)
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The “admin”, as you said nermal, to my knowledge is His Noodly Majesty, but I am sure that He wouldn’t mind if we all welcomed you on His behalf. Welcome!
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Yes welcome nermal :)))
You haven’t gone all shy on us now have you? We love “new” visitors here :))
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Hmm, we need more pirates.
And desu if available.
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Why do humans have such a bad grasp of dates?
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Jenkins, betch; this existed long before the episode. Maybe you should check your facts (read, DATES) before you make moronic accusations… douche.
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Seriously, the whole YEC thing is bad enough, but us ripping off SP? Please.
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Hi all, bye all. This is just a brief flyby post.
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(Incidentally, WN should be an admin. We could then have a whole thread devoted entirely to the art of the frying pan!)
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Not me thanks Jingles :) I gave up frying pans anyway….got bored with them :p))
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CoFSM is slow again. :(
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@Wench Nikkiee – Aww, you’re no fun. :P
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@ Wench Nikkie – what have you been doing that is fun?
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O’ Pastafarians
Join me in strict Noodletheist!
I received revelations that our religion has been corrupted by by those who make partners with Meatballs. Spaghetti is One!
Al Dente Akbar
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As long as they can be pan fried.
What’s it matter? Really?
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Al Dente Akbar,
Meat balls are fine. So long as you have sauce.
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Al – Please take a second look at the representation of the FSM. This is not a faith for those who shun meat eating.
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WTF… Is going on here????
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Arrrggghhh
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“Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Bobby.
Are you blocking some IPs? Some of us, myself included a while ago, can’t post or get moderation (yes we know how many links we can post) or a “slow down”.
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What the fuck is going on?
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I have no expectation that you will answer this. You never bloody well do! Have you got so many supporters that you don’t need us?
RSVP”
Ya, I’ll only echo Alchemist… WTF????
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@Bobby
You should take note of what is being said and who says it. Pissing of the future prez and stuff is not a move that is likely to give Pastafarianism a smoother ride to world domination.
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I don’t seem to have an probs.
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@ ۞ – I’ve had problems with one post – and posted essentially the same thing later on with no trouble. I don’t know what’s going on…
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Bobby, I agree with DPG that you should pay attention to what is happening. You have a good thing here and it’s frustrating to try and post any more. Many of us have worked to get people to come to the site, but it’s getting harder to want to bother ourselves, let alone introduce it to more people.
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I.e. When I said WTF! I meant WTF, is going on here,
that I can’t post under my normal ISP, yet,
when I use a proxy, ISP. No problems?
Seems somethings amiss here?
Shoot! I’m not even a bad poster?
WTF????
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“seasonal glitch”
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Haha, yeah! That’s the ticket! :)
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Ok, how about this idea: Bobby opens up a thread for problem reporting. If he’s too busy to pay attention to all threads (somewhat understandable, many of us lack the time occasionally) then why not post any problems in a single thread that should only be used for problem reporting so that it doesn’t get snowed under with our regular fun.
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“DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Ok, how about this idea: Bobby opens up a thread for problem reporting. If he’s too busy to pay attention to all threads (somewhat understandable, many of us lack the time occasionally) then why not post any problems in a single thread that should only be used for problem reporting so that it doesn’t get snowed under with our regular fun.”
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It won’t work DPG, Shit, Bobby can’t be arsed with our emails.
He sure as hell dosen’t have time for that.
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This has failed to post three times under my usual IP – I’m now using a spoof IP, a false email and a different name
– let’s see :)
DPG – good idea but one problem. He doesn’t respond. Not to emails, threads on the forum or here. Last time I said this I got slated – oooh, Bobby is busy, Bobby spoke to us last week, Prophet Bobby is spreading the work – etc.
Yeah, well!
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Gosh – There’s a surprise!
Loki – aka Alchemist
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Priceless!
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I think somehow the title of this thread fits very well :(
Shouldn’t a filter go after the content and not after people posting it???
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Famous Quote….
“Stupid is… As Stupid does”
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I’m taking over from my pals Rufus T. Firefly, Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding and Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff, whose posts are being censored. If this doesn’t work, my collegue Otis B. Driftwood will have to try.
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So, I can get through from a different computer! Is this a way of promoting the computer trade? Three computers for each citizen, no less! I’ll tell my pal Jean Bart about this!
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@Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:13 pm “So, I can get through from a different computer! Is this a way of promoting the computer trade? Three computers for each citizen, no less! I’ll tell my pal Jean Bart about this!”
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You’re right, Dr., this can’t be the way to Enlighten the citizens’ spirits!
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“Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Hi Doctor Hugo – wonder if this one of mine will get moderated?
Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
OK folks – Someone’s being nasty! Don’t like critisism eh?
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@bathesphere Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:20 pm ““Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm Hi Doctor Hugo – wonder if this one of mine will get moderated? Your comment is awaiting moderation.” OK folks – Someone’s being nasty! Don’t like critisism eh?”
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Holaaaa! A reply to an invisible post… baaaaaaad news, folks!
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Hahahahahahahahaha Oh, wait… Bawawawawawawawa (has meaning to some:).
This is to fucking funny!
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I’m a Golden Child!!!
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See me… Touch me… Feel me…
Wonder if this will post if I call myself… God!!!!!
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C’mon, Hugo, let me use your computer, so I can see if I can post without having my posts moderated, like two days ago. In my next post I will put the quote that might have caused the moderation. It contains a word that shouldn’t be used under age four!
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Here’s the quote with which I’d like to close my day:
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You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
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Most serious post to Bobby…
Dude, you’ve got a good thing here,
you’ve got devoted followers who have gone way out of their way,
and sold T-shirts for you.
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They don’t ask for much, just a little respect now and then.
So far, you’ve ignored them.
Don’t fall over when they take the FSM (your idea)
and make something of it. Yeah, it could happen.
Just trying to help you here Bobby.
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Your Friend,
Peter Popoff
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I have it on good authority that my evil twin *Alchemist* posted
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“What causes the moderation – thought crime?”
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It didn’t post! Whaaaaaa :) I’m shocked! Hands up all the cynics here.
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To Prophet Bobby, please don’t drive your most devoted followers away! You’re moderating all of us now — why? We’ve all supported you financially by buying your FSM merchandise, and we’ve spread the FSM word to so many people that we’ve lost count. I offered free IT and financial help for this site, and my e-mail was ignored. I don’t understand at all. We’ve been loyal and now the loyalty is being punished. Please don’t do this to us or there won’t be much of an “us” left :(((
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PP wrote
“you’ve got devoted followers who have gone way out of their way,
and sold T-shirts for you.
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They don’t ask for much, just a little respect now and then.
So far, you’ve ignored them.”
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Maybe Bobby is becoming a bit too much like leaders of traditional main stream religions…..not listening awfully well to his followers…..doing things his own way…..hmmmm
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“DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Maybe Bobby is becoming a bit too much like leaders of traditional main stream religions…..not listening awfully well to his followers…..doing things his own way…..hmmmm”
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DPG, I agree with you 100%, but can Bobby afford to be so blind?
I guess he can, I just hope he doesn’t think Copyright laws will save his ass.
They won’t, this is 2007, not 0 AD.
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maybe that helps…
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So at least I’ll show up this way at the recent comments…
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Clever, Lilith! You are indeed blessed by the FSM! :)
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It sure is ironic that this thread is named “Is the end near?” Prophetic??….
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“Lilith♥ Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
So at least I’ll show up this way at the recent comments…”
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Hahaha… I Love you… haha
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WB/PP: thanks, but it shows just for a while :)
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I’d like to add my “RAmen” to what my pirate and wench friends are saying. You all have done a great job expressing our concerns so I don’t need to say anything else.
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