I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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He isn’t…nor is he dead,,,he’s just eveill…SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!
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But do we actually know that Dumbledore is dead, Zankou? In book one, Snape tells his first year class about what he’s going to teach them in potions: “I can show you how to stopper death.” Think about that… STOPPER DEATH. Could Snape and Dumbledore have had something planned to outwit Voldemort, and part of that was a potion Snape whipped up to help fake Dumbledore’s death in book six?
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Just wondering… :)
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“Stopper death” refers to placing a cork in a bottle of poison…I once took it to mean stopping death…IDK why.
JKR has confirmed he’s dead…believe me, i wish he was alive too..he was my favourite character…
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Well, dang. I suppose Sirius isn’t coming back, either :( Waaaaaaaaaaa.
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Aloha..altho Harry Potter is a fine, upstanding example of junior mage-ness, and his past, present and future exploits are the warp & woof of legend..i’m just a little bit more concerned with the possibility that RW may have to trade in her jolly roger bikini..have you thought about faux-fur lining? Our ever-watchful FSM surely wouldn’t allow the wholesale extirpation of jolly roger bikinis..or any bikinis, for that matter..too many sad Wenches!so be of good cheer &, if possible, avoid de-bikini-izing just yet..RAmen & a respectful hula hip-shake to all..
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Well, he mostly killed him because he had to to defeat Voldemort, but he didn’t know it at the time. That’s why so many people were upset that he dies too.
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@DutchPastaGuy Jul 1st, 2007 at 5:59 am
“Ok, here’s another link:”
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http://www.kentucky.com/news/state/story/100183.html
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Hahahahahahahaha…read a bit about that last year. Didn’t know it was still running on though. Always nice to read about the true aims of the YECs and IDiot conglomerates, money & power. Shows nothing has changed in the religion business over the past ~2000yrs!
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The AiG contributor names database would be a goldmine for any half competent sales conman.
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@Wench Nikkiee
“The AiG contributor names database would be a goldmine for any half competent sales conman.”
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RAmen to that. Although you’d probably only want the recent entries to their database. The ones that have been in there for years probably have little money left to be squeezed out of them.
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Hi DPG
“The ones that have been in there for years probably have little money left to be squeezed out of them.”
For sure!!
Don’t remember which flavour church it was, but a few months back I was at a fundie site which was begging that “God” needed donations so as to buy a plane, allowing his chosen messengers to travel the world spreading the his word! :p
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Had trouble posting this…just trying again
Just watched this movie again after many years. Still a classic!
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The Gods Must Be Crazy: Coke bottle scenes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pTPWg_wUw
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I am the last person alive again. :(
No posts since one o’clock.
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@ Aristotle – pirates need sleep after a long weekend.
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Re: Snape is Harry’s father
Ewwwww! *shivers*
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Life!
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@One-eyed Wonderkin – Of course they do.
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this is so STUPID!!!!! who believes in a ” flying spaghetti monster “…..who ever came up with this is crazy and needs Jesus the true Savior in their hearts….the BIBLE says the only to heaven is through the Jesus!!!!…..FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST NOT THE spaghetti monster!!!
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Happy Canada Day to everyone. May the joy of Canadian summers and chill of Canadian winters keep everyone looking young and feeling the spirit of the Holiest of Holies – the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself! RAmen on this warmest of warm days.
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Snape cannot be Harry’s father. We’ve seen Harry’s father twice: once in the Mirror of Erised, and once during the “wand duel” between Harry and Voldemort.
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Of course, Snape could be Harry’s ‘real’ father. I don’t think it is likely, but not beyond possibility. That kind of twist would not fit into the writing style for the story.
It would be better twist if Serious Black was Harry’s real father.
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a) Rowling has told people repeatedly to not go down the ‘real father’ line and that they’ve watched too much blood star wars.
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b) In the Prisoner of Azkabahn Harry mistakes himself for his own father he is such a likeness and his Patronus is in the form of Stag – his fathers animagus form.
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Face it. We know who Harry’s parents are and we know they are dead and we know that can not come back. Unless Albus Dumbledore is a stupid old man. Wait a minute…
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I think Ron Weasley is Harry’s father.
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That’s impossible. They’re brothers.
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How are they brothers???? Are they half-brothers? Did Harry’s father have a secret affair with Ron’s mother? Did Ron’s father have a secret affair with Harry’s mother? Is there some other combination of parentage?
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????????????????????????????????????????????
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Maybe I’ve said too much.
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That’s ridiculous. You only said four words. :P
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I think Hermione is Peter Pettigrew’s daughter.
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Wench Beth Jul 2nd, 2007 at 6:05 pm
“I think Hermione is Peter Pettigrew’s daughter.”
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O.O That’s crazytalk!
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And kinda gross, too.
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Very gross. I was of course kidding.
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I miss the blue name links. I haven’t gotten any new souls in weeks :(
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Beware Harry Potter fans
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“The Make Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity!”
“Our pastors already gave the movie a sin-screening and they tell us it is one of the most deceptively wicked pieces of Satanic filth to ever grace their Godly eyes”
“form a love link in front of a bookstore to prevent ignorant unsaved people from purchasing Satan’s new Harry Potter book: The Half-Blood Prince. If you see anyone with this book in hand, shout, “Fire on you! in the name of Jesus!” Snatch the book from them, toss it to another Christian brother or sister and put flame to it as quickly as possible. Make sure you hand the person a Bible to replace the Half-Blood Prince and tell them to read that instead.”
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landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html
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ps don’t appear to be able to post full links at mo, so add h**p and “www*
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Ooops….the bottom quote of the above was from the July 2005 memo re The Half Blood Prince :))
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Or for interesting hatemail, try here:
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landoverbaptist.org/mail/0507.html
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Hehehehehehe…
RAmen
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grandi ragazzi!
speriamo arrivi presto l’era della seconda glaciazione!
qui fa troppo caldo!
Hey guys!
I hope arrive soon the ice age!
Here is too much hot!
Manuel
FORZA MILAN
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Ask all your friends to dress up as Pirates Manuel. This will lower the local temperature. :))
RAmen
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Nikkiee: if they try that with me we’ll see if they like the taste of canal-water, grrrrrr. Burning books! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………
(will go and look at that hatemail)
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Hi Red Dutch :)
Check out this article wile you’re there. :))
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“Spiderman: The Vile Glorification of Arachnid Bestiality!”
Pastor Deacon Fred Reviews Spiderman 3
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“To put it simply, so the unsaved can understand: Spiderman is promoting the glorification of woman on arachnid intercourse……..
…………….I want every young Christian lady across this country to know that if they lean down to kiss a spider, it will not turn into Toby McGuire as the movie, Spiderman 3 would have you believe!. No, my sweet, innocent young ladies, it will not! Flee this temptation at all costs, for it could not only lead to some nasty stings, it could also lead you down the path of immorality to France where you will get caught up in sexual Entomology which leads to damnation.”
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landoverbaptist.org/news0507/spiderman3.html
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Hehehehehehehehehe…..
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Oh dear, it’s been a while since I’ve been over to the Landover Baptist site. I’m literally in tears here :))))
I’d almost forgotten what a great site it is!
Nice to read some good satire again :))
RAmen
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The mail was fun to read to :) But kiss a spider?? Eeeeeew, no way, not even if it WOULD turn into this handsome guy ;)
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Oh dear, it’s been a while since I’ve been over to the Landover Baptist site. I’m literally in tears here :))))
I’d almost forgotten what a great site it is!
Nice to read some good satire again :))
RAmen
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Meowwwwwwwwww!
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Wench Nikkiee
Jul 3rd, 2007 at 2:32 am
“‘…put flame to it as quickly as possible.’”
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Burning books is just sick and wrong, wouldn’t you agree?
I think I can honestly claim that if I had to choose between book-burning and death, I would choose death. No joke.
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Aristotle, I agree. As Goethe (I think?) said: where they start burning books, they will start burning people next.
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“When books are burned, in the end people will be burned too.” ~ Heinrich Heine
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Great quote, Aristotle.
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I doubt I could force myself to make the physical action of grabbing a book and setting flame to it. I would probably vomit, have a seizure, or kill myself before I could set the book on fire.
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@Wench Beth – I think it’s great, too.
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Book burners are going to…a very terrible place.
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In the future, cucumbers and brussel sprouts will rule the world in joint pwnership.
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Amazing…stealing from South Park….think you would be a little more creative in your satire and be able to think of something original…douche
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Hi everyone, I’m going to a huge 4th of July party tomorrow, lot of people going to be there. I wish I had $50.. or so dollars, to print up FSM fliers. But I just don’t.:( Stupid paper and ink cost money. Could anybody send me a few bucks? Any money you give me, will go towards paper and ink, for fliers. Thank you. My addy is cpthook[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thanks.
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