I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Paris – Hawt! :))
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Yes, show the love.
I just get to you don’t I?
Why *is* that? Because people *like* me.
And you’re just a loser?
*I’m holding my hand in L shape over my head*
In your honor.
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BTW, that last post was for the *other* Paris.
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HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I sure am famous I am!
I love it! I’m sooo Hawt.
And I don’t swear either. Hawt!
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This is why some *groups* are selective.
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I think she went stir crazy in there!
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I think the spamming Paris Hilton should go back to jail, it’d be a more interesting thread that way.
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Outlaw Spam!
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@Paris – Please stop spamming.
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” Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Outlaw Spam!”
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I had spam in jail, it was Hawt.
Oh, the other spam?
But then my lackey little buddy would
have to have a thought of *it’s* own.
Ok, I’m all for it… OUTLAW SPAM!!!
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@ BCA – “Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth” is my favorite too!! Hey, did you know I got officially accepted into massage therapy school? No, I’m not kidding! It starts August 9th. Hubby is going to have to do housework for the first time ever…he’s OK with that – but I’m not so sure about turning the laundry over to him!
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Is there any way to get the spamming entries deleted? Man, that’s annoying!
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Harry Pooter and the Nocturnal Emmission?
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Can I get a Happy Ending, RW?
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Harry Pooter and the Morning Wood?
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@ BCA – Was going to offer one! I’ve already had a couple of friends ask! :)))) Wench Beth suggested that my jolly roger bikini be my uniform! But hubby’s afraid for my safety if I do that! ;)
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Love the movie titles!
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Ok, now that I’ve dug through all those Hawts…!
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To Mike Honcho…
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>Sorry. I was 1cross. I like to have fun at the expense of others. It’s not nice of me and >I will stop. Except for Paris. I hate that bitch.
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You stood me up this morning at dawn for the frying pan duel! You wuss! You mess with my pal Paris, you PAY!!! She can be as Hawt as she wants!!! You better show up tomorrow at dawn or you’ll be walking the plank next!
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@ WB – You tell him! No one stand up a wench with a frying pan! :))
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Oh, and my votes for evilest people are:
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1) Ann Coulter (Satan’s Bitch)
2) Dick Cheney (Emperor Sith Lord Darth Sidious)
3) George W. Bush (ASSHOLE)
4) Dolores Umbridge
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(and I’m not even putting Snape or Voldemort on that list!)
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@guy incognito
“Paris please stop spamming. Also the *hawt* thing is not funny.”
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I’m sorry but I’m just so desperate for some attention and I don’t have the ability to say anything original. I need to troll and spam the threads to get you to notice me. Please please have pity on me. I’m such a loser! I’m totally useless aren’t I!
Just can’t help it.
HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT
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“I didn’t know James Brown wore knee pads when he did those stage slides!”
You’re Hawt as always Beth!
You too Rowdy, congrats on the school thing. That’s Hawt!
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@ The *moron* right above my last post.
You *need* a life.
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@ Paris – thanks! A pirate wench giving massages – sound Hawt to me! :)))
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It’s hawt here in New Mexico right now. 100 F. Hawt.
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I know you’re all jealous of my superior intellect. You’re all so far below me that you don’t even get the humour of my joke even when I repeat it over and over. You’re just a bunch of jealous assholes.
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Comment #200!
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Congratulations, Aristotle, on getting #200!
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Woops, I missed it. That was 201.
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To Paris Hilton… I, for one, am supremely jealous of your intellect. How about we trade smarts lessons for frying pan duel training? Oops, I forgot, you already are really good at frying pans.
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Well, can your chihuahua come over my house and meet my chihuahua then? Mine needs “princess” lessons so she can be annoying and yippy. Right now she thinks she’s a real dog — we can’t have that continuing.
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Ahoy there you bunch o swapping kidney pies farts. Lets talk more about boring Harry Potter. Can we talk about how he had to walk the plank after guzzling rum and chasing it with beer.
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“Lets talk more about boring Harry Potter.”
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I’d absolutely LOVE to talk more about HP!
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Wench Beth you are soooo hawt.
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Did someone call?
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“Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
To Paris Hilton… I, for one, am supremely jealous of your intellect. How about we trade smarts lessons for frying pan duel training? Oops, I forgot, you already are really good at frying pans.”
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Thanks Beth. I think you addressed the other *thing*.
I will have no fry pan duel with you! You’re too Hawt for that.
Sure, you can use my pup. Yours ready for all that yet though?
I mean after the Low Rider thing?
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Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
“Wench Beth you are soooo hawt.”
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Yeah, she is hawt. And so are you, Paris. :))
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@ Red Sonja – Insulting us is not a good way to start a conversation!
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If anyone guzzled rum and followed it with beer they’d be puking off the plank, not walking it!
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May he touch you with his noodley apendage, Paris Hilton, so that the pasta shells may fall from your eyes.
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Harry Potter? Is it really you? Dude, you rock! I have some advice for you. Marry Ginny, get Hermione and Ron hitched, off Umbridge, bring Sirius back from the dead (along with your parents, while you’re at it) and then hook up with Voldemort and you two can rule the world!! Heh heh heh!!
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I am the biggest Harry Potter fan in the WORLD!! The UNIVERSE!! And all alternate universes yet to be discovered!!
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@Wench Beth – I’m working on it. :))))
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@WB & HP – You both have to compete with me.
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Well, you know the routine, Aristotle: meet me at dawn with a frying pan (or cutlass or weapon of your choice) and we’ll duel it out to see who is the BIGGEST Potter fan in the universe. I already know who’s going to win, but we have to go through the formalities, being pirates, you know.
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Harry why did you leave me?
You know I love you?
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Harry Pooter and His Hogwarts Whitesnake
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@ BCA – I love it! I’d join in if I could think of one…but nothing yet…
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Meow meow meow! Yowl! Mew meow!
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Harry Pooter and the New Patch of Hair
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Harry Pooter and the Newfound Love of Hermione’s Cleavage
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Hermione has cleavage??!! All RIGHT!!!!
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Harry Pooter and the Mysterious Boner
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