I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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and shall we escourt you out of your padded foom?
okay that was lame but oh well.
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1Idiot+1Bible=2Much Rubbish
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room. shut up you damn chistian and leave us alone!
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@1cross+3nails=4given
Ok, my standard first question to Christian fundies for you: how about the great variety in religions? Quite a few aren’t there, with very different beliefs. Look at Hinduis: reincarnation, tons of different gods, none of them called Jesus. Do you think all others are wrong? And if so, it doesn’t say much good about religion if you look at it from a global perspective, does it?
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yeh considering if you add the remainder of religions(including us.). they do actually outnumber you.
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a pretty bad case of dogma i think doc. i think this one’s a born again chistian
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@1cross+3nails=4given
“All of the other religions you mentioned are false”
Yes, that’s what adherents of other religions often think too and even try to force down your throat *cough* Islam *cough*. So firm belief in a person he/she has The Truth is no guarantee. So what puts you above others then. They have their holy books that tell them how you are wrong for sure. So what puts yours or anyone elses above others? Not firm beliefs and old fairy tales obviously. So what then?
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DutchPastaGuy,
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That’s right it would appear that a majority of Americans don’t think George W Bush is a total C**T. But they’re wrong about that too.
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oh you nailed him with that one. watch him say that they’re wrong
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Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at Paris now, here she comes
Wearin’ her wig hat and shades to match
She’s got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin’ her pearls and her diamond rings
She’s got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything
She’s the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin’ her perfume, Chanel No. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody’s eye
She’s got such good lovin’ that they can’t say goodbye
She’s a real humdinger and I like it like that
She’s the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Soooo HAWT!!!!
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@ Cross – You were sounding like For the Love of God for a while there! He didn’t give up so easily though! :)))
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@1cross+3nails=4given
“You guys get nearly as riled up as christians do when I go on their sites and fuck with them.”
Hmmmm, how did I get riled up exactly, I only remember asking why you (as faking Christian) felt above others? And offering to take your straight jacket off.
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Ok, you smell of being one of the regulars here under an assumed identity. Why not tell us who you were. Alchemist?
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Ahhh Poor wittle Mikey.
Your jealously becomes you.
Sooo Not Hawt.
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@Mike Honcho
Go on having fun, you’re not the first Pastafarian to pull that one. Most of us can take it without too much trouble.
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“POTC 4??????????”
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OMFFSM!!!! NO WAY!!!!1!1
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All this attention just for me?
This is sooo Hawt.
You guys are the best!!!
Except that one that doesn’t have a backbone.
Not Hawt!!!
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random person (not Mike Honcho) Jun 29th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
lets take a poll to see how many people hate Paris Hilton! I’ll be #1
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I lurve Paris. I will be -1.
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People Who Hate Paris: 0
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Thanks Artie! Thats Hawt!
I’m Hawt! You’re Hawt!
So much Hawtness in the Summer!
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1cross+3nails=4given Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
“how could I be jealous of sinners like you. I am going to heaven to be with the Lord. You will be tortured eternally.”
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“Torture” is fun!
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Torture! wOOOOOt!
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Us Pastafarians are Hawt!
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People who don’t care about celebrities and the insane lives they lead – 1
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Being tortured internally is Hawt!
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Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
“It is really amazing that someone didn’t just off Umbridge altogether. I agree, she’s as evil as Voldemort….”
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No, she is eviller than Voldemort.
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@guy incognito – But our Paris is the real Paris. ;)
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*Yeah* *More Props* *For Me* ******HAWT******
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Sorry, I didn’t understand that, Paris. What were you trying to say?
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Paris Hilton is hawt!
People who hate paris -1
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Aristotle i think we shoul have a pull on who’s the eviliest one.
the choices are:
Voldemort
Umbridge
Snape
George Bush
Lawyers
Christians
it’s a hard choice. but please vote.
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Paris is Hawt!!
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@radiation man
People who hate Paris -2
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Paris is so Hawt, I should marry her!
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@Lord of the Pirate Fish -
VoldemortUmbridge
Snape
George Bush
Lawyers
Christians
Aristotle +1
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“The Hierophant Jun 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Paris is so Hawt, I should marry her!”
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Sweeetttttt!
I’m in Luvbe. Hawt!
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Newest HP movie title…Harry Pooter and the Case of Crabs
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Even Newer HP…Harry Pooter and the Playboy Issue
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or Harry Pooter and the Uneasy Feeling in his Pants
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no?
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Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth?
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I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Snape dies in the first chapter of the 7th book anyway. Pretty much everyone knows that by now.
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Most Evilest:
Voldemort
Umbridge
Snape
George Bush
Lawyers
Christians
Aristotle +2
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People Who Hate Paris: -3
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People Who will Marry Paris: +1
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Stereotypical Environmentalist… Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
“I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Snape dies in the first chapter of the 7th book anyway. Pretty much everyone knows that by now.”
Snape is Hawt! I hope he doesn’t die!
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Bearded Clam Admirer Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
“Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth?”
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That’s the best one!
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“The Hierophant Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Most Evilest:
Lawyers
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People Who Hate Paris: -3
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People Who will Marry Paris: +1″
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Hawt Hawt Hawt…..
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“Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I totally suck. I use that same joke over and over.
People who hate Paris: -2″
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I agree! You do suck sweetheart.
But you ain’t me! I suck in the best way! You the worst way!
You Minus; 151,663,7874678,003,652
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Me; HAWT!
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I must agree with Stereotypical Environmentalist on the Harry Potter issue, I was disappointed to learn that Snape was really Harry’s father and that he died so quickly, too expected.
All Potter talk aside, we need to get more pirates!
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Paris Hilton Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
“I totally suck. I use that same joke over and over.
People who hate Paris: -2″
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I just changed my mind. People love my repetitive joke.
People who hate Paris: -4
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sarcastic synesthesia Jun 29th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
“I must agree with Stereotypical Environmentalist on the Harry Potter issue, I was disappointed to learn that Snape was really Harry’s father and that he died so quickly, too expected.
All Potter talk aside, we need to get more pirates!”
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HP is a Pirate, didn’t you know that?
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HP bought Compaq last year!
That was Hawt!
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Harry Potter is a pirate and a school dropout, he actually solves global warming in the last book, that last chapter is pretty interesting.
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