I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 10:36 am
“Me, too! Those movies are the greatest! Except I cried for a half hour at the end of “Pirates 3″. I’m such a wimp.”
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No, you are not a wimp. You are a person who is unafraid to express her emotions.
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Why is the coke always gone?
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PECAN PI! That is what we need for the most perfectest party ever!
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I am nuts.
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hey we should sell that to coke. show jonny depp holding a coke can. then he starts talking for awhile then takes a swigs. then looks at it then says “Why is the coke always gone?”
we could make some $$ so we could finally make that pirate ship bobby hederson dreamed about.
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@LoPF – Yeah, great idea!
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Got Coke?
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish…
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WARNING: PIRATES 3 SPOILER CONTINUED! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET!!!
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Lord, did you wait in the movie theater and watch all the credits and SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE VERY END?! Will comes back to life for Elizabeth!!!!! If he had actually died, I’d probably kill myself in real life! So if you didn’t see the scene AFTER the credits, at the very, very end, you have to go watch the movie again — it’s worth the price to find out the REAL ending!!!
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Yes, Aristotle, you are nuts — that’s why we LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
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Oh, and I love pecan pi. One of my favorites. I don’t bake it too often because it’s basically a heart attack in a pie pan (I’m a health food junkie) but I sure do love the stuff! :)))
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish… do you know what actor/musician played the part of Jack Sparrow’s dad?
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i’m not lying this. for all the time i was upstairs it was sunny but when i came down on my computer and started talking to you. the sky started to darken. and just a few minutes ago it started to rain. i think the FSM has smiled on my today on this holy friday.
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He was Hawt! I want to snort him when he dies!
That would be sooo HAWT!!!!
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@wench beth. i saw it in the papers his name was Keth……RICHARDS! that’s it!
Keth Richards. he’s the guy
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Yup! Keith the MAN! I started applauding in the theater when I saw him on the screen. Doesn’t he make a great pirate? I heard somewhere (don’t know if it’s true) that Keith had to have little or no makeup put on for the role because his face is already so craggy and weather-worn, just like a true pirate who’s been there, done that!
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Oh, and I almost died when he was playing the guitar in the movie! Go, Keith!!!
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To Paris Hilton… you and Keith are both Hawt but you’re GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Repant = Repent… Get it? Got it? Hawt!
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I try Beth, I try.
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@Paris – You try and http://youfail.org/
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@ BCA – I do love messing with you! *sly grin* But I really do live in Oklahoma…just look for me under the continual stupid rain cloud! If you are in north Texas then you are the closest Pastafarian to me (sorry WB!!!!)
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That’s ok, Rowdiest, Arizona Dan has been the closest to me (7 hours) for a while now — but you’re still my favorite! Ok, so here ya’ go: you drive down to BCA’s place and the two of you carpool the rest of the way to visit me! Yahoo!!!!
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@ WB – Now that’s a plan!!! :)))) And a sincere thank you!
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Perhaps I should mention that I myself am going to destroy the world at 5:30 PM on June 8, 5436273 ACE. I will be using this method: http://qntm.org/destroy#Fall-back%20methods (it’s #1, total existence failure)
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I think it’s a fairly simple plan.
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“Pants are for squares.”
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“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” – Anatole France
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“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist knows it.”
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
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To Aristotle…
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>Perhaps I should mention that I myself am going to destroy the world at 5:30 PM on >June 8, 5436273 ACE. I will be using this method: >http://qntm.org/destroy#Fall-back%20methods (it’s #1, total existence failure)
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I am laughing so hard that I am crying! Oh my FSM!!!
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“Blood makes good ink.”
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“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” – Anatole France
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How about, “If nearly fifty percent of the United States votes for a foolish president, he is still a foolish president.”
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“Blood makes good ink.”
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Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter 2 to me! Tom Riddle’s diary!
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How about, “If nearly fifty percent of the United States votes for a foolish president, he is still a foolish president.”
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I certainly agree with you there.
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Wench Beth
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:41 am
“‘Blood makes good ink.’
Yeah, that sounds like Harry Potter 2 to me! Tom Riddle’s diary!”
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It reminds me more of HP5 when Umbridge makes him write lines in his own blood.
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Daniel Racieff the guy who plays HP in the movies (i think) got his hair cut. now he looks like a pansy throught the movie.
@WB “If 50% of America voted for George Bush then hated him later on, he’s still the stupid president.
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That’s true, we “knew” that was actual blood! I hate Umbridge! Tom’s diary spewed red ink, which was probably blood, but they never actually said.
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Lord of the Pirate Fish
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Daniel Racieff the guy who plays HP in the movies (i think) got his hair cut. now he looks like a pansy throught the movie.
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Daniel Radcliffe is Pansyrific and Hawt!
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Wench Beth
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:47 am
That’s true, we “knew” that was actual blood! I hate Umbridge! Tom’s diary spewed red ink, which was probably blood, but they never actually said.
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Umbridge is the most EVIL character in the HP books. Worser than Voldemort.
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In the sixth book though she’s STILL AT THE MINISRTY!!!!!! what’s up with that? if i was HP I wouldn’t have made friends with the ministry either.
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Look at what I found! These are very hard decisions to make.
http://youmustchoose.com/
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It is really amazing that someone didn’t just off Umbridge altogether. I agree, she’s as evil as Voldemort and I can’t believe she retained her job at the Ministry. No, Harry is so not friends with the Ministry! They accepted that he was telling the truth and all, but he still thinks they’re a bunch of user-losers (the whole thing with Rufus Scrimgeour and all).
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I can’t wait for the book release. I’m dressing up in character; wish I could post pictures here on this site after the event!
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This is totally random but i must say it.
“You can always trust an untrustworthy person to be untrustworthy. It’s the trustworthy ones you got to watch out for. Because you can never tell when they’re about to do something…stupid” -Jack Sparrow POTC
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@Aristotale
gosh some of those are just wierd. and cruel. i liked it though.
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish… I love that quote from “Pirates”!!
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me too. it’s my favorite.(at least so far) they might have a better one in POTC 4 that looks really cool
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I’m out for a discussion of Harry Potter – I haven’t read any of them. I know myself well enough to know that I wouldn’t sleep for 3 days so I could finish the book! Way too obsessive…
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@ LotPF – I didn’t mention earlier that I like your new name! :))
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IS THERE GOING TO BE A POTC 4??????????
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@WB of corse! remember jack and barboss a are searching for the fountain of youth and jack stole the map while barbossa stole the PEARL!
**just ignore the christian guy. he’s jealous of us.**
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@Aristotle
Small variation of one of your quotes:
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“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion” Robert M. Pirsig
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DPG you lucky stiff. comment #100 award goes to you.
!cross. just shut up and leave us alone.
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@1cross+3nails=4given
“you are all going to hell. hell is a place full of fire and smoke and endless suffering. your blasphemous remarks are a one way ticket straight there.”
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Welcome to the church of the FSM. Shall I take of that straight jacket for you (thanks to Alchemist for that one originally)?
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