Is the end near?

Published by henderob June 29th, 2007 in General FSM news.

I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!

As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!

-Travis

403 Responses to “Is the end near?”

1. 121 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - Aristotle, God of Satire Says:
   
   

   Us Pastafarians are Hawt!

2. 122 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - Rowdiest Wench Says:
   
   

   People who don’t care about celebrities and the insane lives they lead - 1

3. 123 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:37 pm - Paris Hilton Says:
   
   

   Being tortured internally is Hawt!

4. 124 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:41 pm - Aristotle, God of Satire Says:
   
   

   Wench Beth Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
   “It is really amazing that someone didn’t just off Umbridge altogether. I agree, she’s as evil as Voldemort….”
   .
   No, she is eviller than Voldemort.

5. 125 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm - Aristotle, God of Satire Says:
   
   

   @guy incognito - But our Paris is the real Paris. ;)

6. 126 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:46 pm - Paris Hilton Says:
   
   

   *Yeah* *More Props* *For Me* ******HAWT******

7. 127 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:49 pm - Aristotle, God of Satire Says:
   
   

   Sorry, I didn’t understand that, Paris. What were you trying to say?

8. 128 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:53 pm - Radiation Man Says:
   
   

   Paris Hilton is hawt!
   People who hate paris -1

9. 129 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:53 pm - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:
   
   

   Aristotle i think we shoul have a pull on who’s the eviliest one.

   the choices are:
   Voldemort
   Umbridge
   Snape
   George Bush
   Lawyers
   Christians

   it’s a hard choice. but please vote.

10. 130 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:54 pm - The Archbishop Says:
    
    

    Paris is Hawt!!

11. 131 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - Lord of the Pirate Fish Says:
    
    

    @radiation man

    People who hate Paris -2

12. 132 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - The Hierophant Says:
    
    

    Paris is so Hawt, I should marry her!

13. 133 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:57 pm - Aristotle, God of Satire Says:
    
    

    @Lord of the Pirate Fish -
    Voldemort
    Umbridge
    Snape
    George Bush
    Lawyers
    Christians
    Aristotle +1

14. 134 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:57 pm - Paris Hilton Says:
    
    

    “The Hierophant Jun 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Paris is so Hawt, I should marry her!”
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    Sweeetttttt!
    I’m in Luvbe. Hawt!

15. 135 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    Newest HP movie title…Harry Pooter and the Case of Crabs

16. 136 - June 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    Even Newer HP…Harry Pooter and the Playboy Issue

17. 137 - June 29th, 2007 at 2:00 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    or Harry Pooter and the Uneasy Feeling in his Pants

18. 138 - June 29th, 2007 at 2:00 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    no?

19. 139 - June 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm - Bearded Clam Admirer Says:
    
    

    Harry Pooter and the Sticky Washcloth?

20. 140 - June 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm - Stereotypical Environmentalist... Says:
    
    

    I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Snape dies in the first chapter of the 7th book anyway. Pretty much everyone knows that by now.

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