I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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The spam filter must be a bit confused I think. I tried using Tor when my posts kept dissapearing a few days back too…had no luck. No so long after (bout 10mins) I could post through all my browsers! Probably still tweaking :p)))
@Saucy the Mad Wench Jul 6th, 2007 at 5:16 am
“Uncharacteristically, I’m rather speechless. I think my brain has gone into standby mode. I’ve just surfaced momentarily to let you know I’m keepin’ on keepin’ on.”
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Hiya Saucy :))
Really good to hear from you. :)
“I’m off to Vermont for the weekend.”
Sounds nice :) I’ve heard Vermont is a really pretty place?
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“If I seek Him, he will present Himself in my life. His word is everywhere, if only I look.”
Of course. Must have faith Saucy :))
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RAmen :)
Hope you have a great refreshing weekend away.
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@DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
“Ok, how about this idea: Bobby opens up a thread for problem reporting.”
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Excellent idea DPG. Can’t hurt to try and get his attention towards one.
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HEY BOBBY? YOOHOO? :)))
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Echoooo….echooo…echoo….
Oh well :(
Maybe the contribute to the course email addy will be a way?
Oh how sad that Friday only comes but once a week. Just had some hohoho and a bottle of rum. Greetings from the Palace all and a yohohoho and a bottle of rum. RAmen
Bobby ansered my email, so i have faith in him
Woohoo sorgo :) Good stuff Bobby…I know you must get a ton of email to sort through! :)
RAmen
I’ll put this thread back up…you never know :))
I wouldn’t worry about it, pirates are too tough to worry about a little cold.
@thesorgo - nice. I just hope he reads some of the other ones sent to him. This is/was a great site. Where are the rest of the regulars though?
Hi
“Where are the rest of the regulars though?”
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Which ones? :)))
Good news, everybody! The end does not come at 10.9 degrees Celcius, it comes at 0 degrees Kelvin. By extrapolating from the data above, I calculate that the Earth will be destroyed by the Galactic Pirate Frigate in the year 8,335,750 A.P.
–RAmen, may His Starchy Beneficence bless us all.
Dudes and pastafarians alike….(why is pastafarians not in the spell check I mean Zoroastrians is and the FSM will have none of them…someone has to fix that) we must all party until the end of the world which, my friends, will be when the FSM eats the earth and takes us into a giant pirate ship which will then bring us to our beer volcanoes and stripper factories. This will happen when every man woman and child is a pastafarian!
@Yavi - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sweet Flying Balls of Meat! Could this be the end of global warming?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070712/ap_on_re_af/pirate_attacks
wHAT’S THE PROCESS THE CONVERT TO A PIRATE ANYWAY?
Oops all caps must be a pirate thing?
= Todd Charske AAAARRRGHH
It’s easy, first you have to dress like a Pirate, eye patch, cutlass etc. Then you have to drink grog, then you have to get a parrot, then you must get a motley crew, then build or steal a ship. Of course if you are a male pirate you have to get yourself a wench, if you are a female pirate you have to get yourself a stout pirate.
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Then sit back, go raiding to break up the doldrums, sing sea shanties and enjoy the Arrrrgh.
@ Todd - Actually all caps is usually a fundie thing! But we’ll forgive you this time! :))) Red Sonya pretty much has the conversion process covered for you!
@Todd - For me, being a pirate is about the pirate spirit and point of view. The trapping add to the fun. Ale, grog, wenches, and attitude (not necessarily in that order)are what makes me a pirate. Knowing when to listen to the captain and knowing when the captain needs to be replaced.
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Explore your inner pirate. Don’t be afraid to use “aye” or “wench to port” in your conversations.
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RAmen
I think the temperature will even itself out when we get enough members, probably to a comfy cool 70 degrees. Then the FSM will have enough energy to maintain something as simpole as the weather.