I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Have a good weekend Saucy. Hope you’re doing well!
Thanks, Alchemist. I’m up walking around and taking nourishment, anyway. Hope things are good with you. I’ll surface again soon.
Have fun Saucy.
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Hi All…how is life the universe and everything? Thank the FSM that it is Friday the holiest day of them all. Just started reading all about Pirates to People. Grab your eyepatches and your cutlasses, no wonder it’s in the high thirties all this week. They are saying it will go all the way up to 42 degrees by the end of the day. Grrrrr, I mean, Argggghhhhh.
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RAmen
Happy Dubya’s birthday, everyone. Please excuse me while I go throw up.
Dubya - the lead believer in ID.
I know a consultant that worked with Dubya during his first election run. He indicated that Dubya was the dumbest most arogant person that he had ever met. This guy consults to the Wall Street companies, so that is saying something.
Don’t you think it is scary that someone like Dubya and his family can steal the presidential election two terms in a row? And what is even more scary - there is another brother or two, waiting in the wings! So, the question is, what happened to natural selection? Is the FSM just playing with us and manipulating it so that idiots can be elected just to see us squirm?
This is Captain Spaulding calling. If I get through, I can say “Hello!” to all Wenches and Pirates!
Yes! Hail Tor!
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RAmen!
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And now to tell the good news to the fellow Disciples. Catch you all later…
@Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding Jul 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm “Yes! Hail Tor! RAmen! And now to tell the good news to the fellow Disciples. Catch you all later…”
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Congratulations, Captain! Do you know this fellow D. who’s birthday seems worth mentioning Acute Sickness Symptoms, aka ASS?
@ Captain Spaulding - Hello from Rowdy Wench!! Glad to see you here!! :)
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Post and run…
Nope, didnt work with Tor disabled. Now let’s turn it on…
Yes, way to go. A sloooooow way, but a way nonetheless!
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RAmen to that!
One-eyed Wonderkin Jul 6th, 2007 at 9:29 am
“He indicated that Dubya was the dumbest most arogant person that he had ever met.”
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That’s how Dubya has always come cross to me too! Funny that :((((
Wench Nikkiee Jul 6th, 2007 at 3:05 pm “That’s how Dubya has always come cross to me too! Funny that :((((”
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Personally, I’ve always interpreted his facial expressions as being the reflection of the attitude of a person who desperately tries to understand what’s going on. Maybe the position of the eyes?
Really of to bed now…
Good night, JB! (btw, it’s off!!)
Many distinguished folk on this thread recently, I must say ;)
Hehehehehehe…
Wow!! Just had a chance to catch up and read through all the above posts. Screwy :))
Sieves on everyone :))))