I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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To Prophet Bobby, please don’t drive your most devoted followers away! You’re moderating all of us now — why? We’ve all supported you financially by buying your FSM merchandise, and we’ve spread the FSM word to so many people that we’ve lost count. I offered free IT and financial help for this site, and my e-mail was ignored. I don’t understand at all. We’ve been loyal and now the loyalty is being punished. Please don’t do this to us or there won’t be much of an “us” left :(((
PP wrote
“you’ve got devoted followers who have gone way out of their way,
and sold T-shirts for you.
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They don’t ask for much, just a little respect now and then.
So far, you’ve ignored them.”
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Maybe Bobby is becoming a bit too much like leaders of traditional main stream religions…..not listening awfully well to his followers…..doing things his own way…..hmmmm
“DutchPastaGuy Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Maybe Bobby is becoming a bit too much like leaders of traditional main stream religions…..not listening awfully well to his followers…..doing things his own way…..hmmmm”
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DPG, I agree with you 100%, but can Bobby afford to be so blind?
I guess he can, I just hope he doesn’t think Copyright laws will save his ass.
They won’t, this is 2007, not 0 AD.
maybe that helps…
So at least I’ll show up this way at the recent comments…
Clever, Lilith! You are indeed blessed by the FSM! :)
It sure is ironic that this thread is named “Is the end near?” Prophetic??….
“Lilith♥ Jul 5th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
So at least I’ll show up this way at the recent comments…”
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Hahaha… I Love you… haha
WB/PP: thanks, but it shows just for a while :)
I’d like to add my “RAmen” to what my pirate and wench friends are saying. You all have done a great job expressing our concerns so I don’t need to say anything else.
Wow you people really should get a life! You ever considered donating some of the time you spent posting on a website to voluntary charity work?
New Medications for Adults with ADHD
http://www.ncpamd.com/NewADD_Meds.htm
“Jaze Jul 5th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Wow you people really should get a life! You ever considered donating some of the time you spent posting on a website to voluntary charity work?”
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Try this Girlfriend, The wife and I give 100 manhours a year (each), and more money then you’re worth to this cause.
Call me sometime.
http://www.usvariety.org/
I’m not your girlfriend man!! Who the fuck are you?
@ Jaze - You come here insulting us and then want to know who the fuck we are? (Caught me on a bad night, too bad for you) We are hard-working, smart, funny, caring, well-educated and well-thought people who use this site as an outlet for all of those things. At the point you insult us and post 3 times in relatively short succession I’d suggest that you need more of a life than insulting people you don’t understand.
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@ Peter - RAmen pirate friend!
@ Jaze - I checked your comments on the other threads and they don’t fit with what you said here. Who needs ADHD drugs?
I really want to apologize to you good folks. I was also having a bad day and shouldn’t have taken it out on you guys. Peter Popoff, it’s obvious that you do have a life and spend it well and I’m sorry for saying what I did. You’re doing good stuff, keep it up. Rowdiest Wench, I hope you’ll forgive me too, that was rude of me and uncalled for. Sorry guys.
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On a different note, it’s quite interesting how I’ve spammed half this site and have not been moderated at all, while you good folks have been having trouble. I wonder who I really am?? A bit suspicious, don’t you think?
Hello all :)
Sounds like you’ve having some site problems :(
Anyway quick post…..just got in and heading off again shortly. (Friday night here :))
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@Jaze
Glad to see you appologise!
I have a great life thanks :) In fact I don’t see how it could really be much better :))
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“I wonder who I really am?? A bit suspicious don’t you think?”
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Definately!
Sounding a bit schizoid and paranoid there? Been having too much of that medication or not enough? I suggest you seek out your nearest health professional immediately. :))
Just got this new one when I last tried to post - change of IP again :(
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“Sorry, but your comment has been flagged by the spam filter running on this blog: this might be an error, in which case all apologies. Your comment will be presented to the blog admin who will be able to restore it immediately.
You may want to contact the blog admin via e-mail to notify him.
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Never had that before. It appears that anything coming from that IP addy is spam now!
Hey, everyone. Uncharacteristically, I’m rather speechless. I think my brain has gone into standby mode. I’ve just surfaced momentarily to let you know I’m keepin’ on keepin’ on.
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I’m off to Vermont for the weekend. There’s a pasta products business in Vermont called Anything’s Pastable. If we visit there, I could ostensibly turn a getaway weekend into a religious pilgrimage. If I seek Him, he will present Himself in my life. His word is everywhere, if only I look.
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RAmen