I did some analysis on global mean temperature vs. the number of pirates and have come to a startling conclusion: Pastafarianism will bring the next ice age!
As demonstrated in the attached graph, by extrapolating the data we find that only 135752 pirates would be required to bring about the next ice age. This number of converts is well within reach! We’re doomed!
-Travis
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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oops,sorry, I messed up my addy, it’s cpthook5833[at]hotmail[dot]com. Thank you all Pastafarians.
Who is this Wench Nikkiee character? Is he or she the admin?
nermal Jul 3rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
“Who is this Wench Nikkiee character? Is he or she the admin?”
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No. Why do you ask…erm…”nermal”?
Are you “new” here nermal? :)
The “admin”, as you said nermal, to my knowledge is His Noodly Majesty, but I am sure that He wouldn’t mind if we all welcomed you on His behalf. Welcome!
Yes welcome nermal :)))
You haven’t gone all shy on us now have you? We love “new” visitors here :))
Hmm, we need more pirates.
And desu if available.
Why do humans have such a bad grasp of dates?
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Jenkins, betch; this existed long before the episode. Maybe you should check your facts (read, DATES) before you make moronic accusations… douche.
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Seriously, the whole YEC thing is bad enough, but us ripping off SP? Please.
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Hi all, bye all. This is just a brief flyby post.
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(Incidentally, WN should be an admin. We could then have a whole thread devoted entirely to the art of the frying pan!)
Not me thanks Jingles :) I gave up frying pans anyway….got bored with them :p))
CoFSM is slow again. :(
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@Wench Nikkiee - Aww, you’re no fun. :P
@ Wench Nikkie - what have you been doing that is fun?
O’ Pastafarians
Join me in strict Noodletheist!
I received revelations that our religion has been corrupted by by those who make partners with Meatballs. Spaghetti is One!
Al Dente Akbar
As long as they can be pan fried.
What’s it matter? Really?
Al Dente Akbar,
Meat balls are fine. So long as you have sauce.
Al - Please take a second look at the representation of the FSM. This is not a faith for those who shun meat eating.
WTF… Is going on here????
Arrrggghhh
“Alchemist Jul 5th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Bobby.
Are you blocking some IPs? Some of us, myself included a while ago, can’t post or get moderation (yes we know how many links we can post) or a “slow down”.
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What the fuck is going on?
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I have no expectation that you will answer this. You never bloody well do! Have you got so many supporters that you don’t need us?
RSVP”
Ya, I’ll only echo Alchemist… WTF????
@Bobby
You should take note of what is being said and who says it. Pissing of the future prez and stuff is not a move that is likely to give Pastafarianism a smoother ride to world domination.
I don’t seem to have an probs.