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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I get Gold!
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Why do you have a chimney in your office :)
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Anyways, sounds good, Grog. I was confused before I saw the Noodly Light.
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‘Tis a pillar, not a chimney.
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Or part of a giant bong!
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Ah Alchemist – always the one to see the most fun in any situation! :)))
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Alchemist, now why did I know you would say something like that? :)))
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Congratulations, Aristotle, on acquiring the initial response on this thread, which awards you the gold medal for the United States!
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“Or part of a giant bong!” LOL
His noodly appendages will watch over him. Spaghetti Bless.
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@ IH – Welcome and RAmen! With a name like that, you’ll fit in nicely around here!
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@ WB – Good job finding a way to avoid the words which must not be spoken! Hehehehe
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To Rowdiest… yeah, I worked on that one!! Ha ha!!
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LOL, Rowdiest, it’s like “He Who Must Not Be Named”… but it’s “The Words Which Must Not Be Spoken”!!
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Thanks Rowdy and Beth – don’t know why I thought of that (of course, if it’s a micros**t office it’s probably one of Gates’ feeding tubes!)
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Primus Postus still phrase non grata?
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Yeah – Hi IH. You new or just a different name?
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That’s it! It’s a bong!
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@ Alchemist – I was wondering about IH too!
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@ WB – glad you liked it! :))
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Yup, Alchemist, I just did a posting test and Primus Postus is still a “phrase non grata”. Like that stops us or anything ;)
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We can find a way to work around just about anything! :))
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RAmen to that!! :)))
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By the way, I have a little tiny FSM symbol beside my computer so that I can view His Holy Visage at all times. I should probably print out one of those wall-sized posters, too, to hang over my bed or something!
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I very much like having mine on my refrigerator! I like the idea of every meal being blessed by the FSM! :)))
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That Smoke Stack is Hawt!
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Paris, leave it to you to always say the right thing!
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@WB – that is cool. I have a tattoo of the pirate fish on my calf. It is a great way to break the “ice” on FSM.
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To One-eyed Wonderkin… do you really have a pirate fish tattoo? That is so ultra-cool! You are a true and devoted worshipper! I am impressed :)
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@ OEW – I’m impressed as well! Way cool! :)
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@ Paris – Welcome back after your stint in jail. Don’t get caught the next time!
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I must humbly disagree with the exalted Empress of Thong… Paris, GET CAUGHT AGAIN NEXT TIME, YOU BIMBO!!! :)))
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at least some good view if you have to work in such a cube!
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@ WB – I was going for funny on that, but I guess it didn’t get there! I personally don’t have much use for Paris and the fact that the news organizations want to talk about her so much makes me mad! I like NPR! They don’t play those games…
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Back in a bit…gotta run some errands while the homemade bread is rising! :)))
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I’ll get caught again. If I want too!
If I don’t want too, then I won’t.
I’m Hawt, and I’m Rich! D’oh
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Paris,
You’re out! How was prision?
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Double gold if the person to make the next f1rst post uses the phrase Primus Postus in their primus postus.
Treble gold if you actually get the Latin right!
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Yes, Paris, did you make some new friends there?
Are you still looking for god?
How’s your doggie?
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The best part is I get to wear shorts at work.
If I could figure a way to get the picture off my phone and on to my post, I would post it. I will see about getting it done soon.
I don’t know who drew the pirate fish first, but that person should be sainted.
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” Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Paris,
You’re out! How was prision?”
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It was Hawt!
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To Rowdiest… homemade bread?!?!?!?! I’m on my way! Will it stay warm for 11 hours??
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“One-eyed Wonderkin Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am
The best part is I get to wear shorts at work.”
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That’s Hawt!
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To One-eyed Wonderkin…
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> I don’t know who drew the pirate fish first, but that person should be sainted.
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That would be the FSM himself, of course! You have his own original artwork on your leg! Praise be His Noodly Name!
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To ۞…
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>Double gold if the person to make the next f1rst post uses the phrase Primus Postus in >their primus postus.
>Treble gold if you actually get the Latin right!
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Ooh, I hope that’s me! Triple gold medal! That’s worth sticking my nose in the computer 24/7!! :)))
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“Lilith♥ Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Yes, Paris, did you make some new friends there?
Are you still looking for god?
How’s your doggie?”
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Met a lot of new friends there. Their all Hawt!
Not looking any more, I found God! He’s Hawt!
Doggie is still Hawt.
Thanks for asking, You’re Hawt!
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Triple gold medal for Primus Postus plus the right spelling! Yes, WB, that award sound very intriguing!
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Oy :) – Primus Postus was alliteratively alluring – poetic doo dah an’ that!
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Paris – how was it inside? I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris! Stuff that will make you weak at the knees :)
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To Wench Beth -
Man, I should have known that! :)
RAmen.
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“Alchemist Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Paris – how was it inside? I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris! Stuff that will make you weak at the knees :)”
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What can I say? It was Hawt!
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Lilith♥
Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:05 am
at least some good view if you have to work in such a cube!
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Yeah, I’m real glad I don’t have to work in cattle-class offices! The law says that you are entitled to daylight and a minimum amount of space. At our company the rule basically si that everyone has one window pp, though you might share a room with up to about 10 others. (I share with one)The bosses do get bigger rooms but the chairs/tables etc is all the same.
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I”d hate working in one of those cubes! All that noise from all sides, but no possibility of ny real contact. No wonder these people need the support of the GSM!
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@ WB – We can make arrangements for the bread to be warm when you get here! :))) We make it the old fashioned way – no machines!
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@ RDPW – Sounds like Holland knows how to treat its people better than we do here in the States! I’m glad!
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hey mabe his noodlyiness will convince your boss to give you a raise.
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Paris – I’ve heard that, not only is it hawt inside, it’s also quite damp! Is that due to the lack of public finance towards the penal institutions or just a good title for a pr0n film?
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Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!
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@Alchemist
“I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris!”
I heard that some men will do anything to be inside Paris. Men who prefer bimbo blondes that is.
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Hi, DPG! Long time no see! Miss you over at the Disciples!
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