We are pleased that the Flying Spaghetti Monster watches over our website development department at work. Things were dark and desolate before we were touched by his noodly appendage. But now all we sit in full pirate regalia enjoying our cubicles with thoughts of the stripper factory and beer volcano.
-Grog
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Oy :) - Primus Postus was alliteratively alluring - poetic doo dah an’ that!
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Paris - how was it inside? I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris! Stuff that will make you weak at the knees :)
To Wench Beth -
Man, I should have known that! :)
RAmen.
“Alchemist Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Paris - how was it inside? I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris! Stuff that will make you weak at the knees :)”
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What can I say? It was Hawt!
Lilith♥
Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:05 am
at least some good view if you have to work in such a cube!
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Yeah, I’m real glad I don’t have to work in cattle-class offices! The law says that you are entitled to daylight and a minimum amount of space. At our company the rule basically si that everyone has one window pp, though you might share a room with up to about 10 others. (I share with one)The bosses do get bigger rooms but the chairs/tables etc is all the same.
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I”d hate working in one of those cubes! All that noise from all sides, but no possibility of ny real contact. No wonder these people need the support of the GSM!
@ WB - We can make arrangements for the bread to be warm when you get here! :))) We make it the old fashioned way - no machines!
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@ RDPW - Sounds like Holland knows how to treat its people better than we do here in the States! I’m glad!
hey mabe his noodlyiness will convince your boss to give you a raise.
Paris - I’ve heard that, not only is it hawt inside, it’s also quite damp! Is that due to the lack of public finance towards the penal institutions or just a good title for a pr0n film?
Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!
@Alchemist
“I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris!”
I heard that some men will do anything to be inside Paris. Men who prefer bimbo blondes that is.
Hi, DPG! Long time no see! Miss you over at the Disciples!
@ WB - RAmen to “Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!” :)))
“Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!”
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Yeah! They think it’s my thyroid :D
@ Alchemist - Ahahahahahaha! As long as it is not menopause! :)))
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Does anyone know why sometimes when I try to use contractions I get a “find” bar instead? Very annoying and only occasional…
That’s bizarre, Rowdiest, I’ve never seen that happen. Perhaps Alchemist, the HAWT one, can enlighten you?
Whenever I do contractions, it’s while I’m having an orgasm.
Never had them on a PC before? Sounds Hawt.
Hey, Alchemist! Is your e-mail address “alchemist@HAWTmail.com”?? HA HA HA!!!!!
Rowdiest Wench,
Perhaps the FSM is using His Noodly Appendage to press “Ctrl F” whenever you press ” ‘ “.
@ SE - It would have to be! I’ll consider myself blessed by His Noodlyness whenever that happens! :)))
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@ Paris - contractions! Ahahahahahaha! That’s wonderful!
When I was in prison, they only fed me “mystery meat”
At lunch it was cold, but dinner was Hawt! Serious.
See? My theory is correct. Given enough time, any discussion comes back to orgasms.