We are pleased that the Flying Spaghetti Monster watches over our website development department at work. Things were dark and desolate before we were touched by his noodly appendage. But now all we sit in full pirate regalia enjoying our cubicles with thoughts of the stripper factory and beer volcano.
-Grog
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That Smoke Stack is Hawt!
Paris, leave it to you to always say the right thing!
@WB - that is cool. I have a tattoo of the pirate fish on my calf. It is a great way to break the “ice” on FSM.
To One-eyed Wonderkin… do you really have a pirate fish tattoo? That is so ultra-cool! You are a true and devoted worshipper! I am impressed :)
@ OEW - I’m impressed as well! Way cool! :)
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@ Paris - Welcome back after your stint in jail. Don’t get caught the next time!
I must humbly disagree with the exalted Empress of Thong… Paris, GET CAUGHT AGAIN NEXT TIME, YOU BIMBO!!! :)))
at least some good view if you have to work in such a cube!
@ WB - I was going for funny on that, but I guess it didn’t get there! I personally don’t have much use for Paris and the fact that the news organizations want to talk about her so much makes me mad! I like NPR! They don’t play those games…
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Back in a bit…gotta run some errands while the homemade bread is rising! :)))
I’ll get caught again. If I want too!
If I don’t want too, then I won’t.
I’m Hawt, and I’m Rich! D’oh
Paris,
You’re out! How was prision?
Double gold if the person to make the next f1rst post uses the phrase Primus Postus in their primus postus.
Treble gold if you actually get the Latin right!
Yes, Paris, did you make some new friends there?
Are you still looking for god?
How’s your doggie?
The best part is I get to wear shorts at work.
If I could figure a way to get the picture off my phone and on to my post, I would post it. I will see about getting it done soon.
I don’t know who drew the pirate fish first, but that person should be sainted.
” Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Paris,
You’re out! How was prision?”
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It was Hawt!
To Rowdiest… homemade bread?!?!?!?! I’m on my way! Will it stay warm for 11 hours??
“One-eyed Wonderkin Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am
The best part is I get to wear shorts at work.”
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That’s Hawt!
To One-eyed Wonderkin…
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> I don’t know who drew the pirate fish first, but that person should be sainted.
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That would be the FSM himself, of course! You have his own original artwork on your leg! Praise be His Noodly Name!
To ۞…
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>Double gold if the person to make the next f1rst post uses the phrase Primus Postus in >their primus postus.
>Treble gold if you actually get the Latin right!
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Ooh, I hope that’s me! Triple gold medal! That’s worth sticking my nose in the computer 24/7!! :)))
“Lilith♥ Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Yes, Paris, did you make some new friends there?
Are you still looking for god?
How’s your doggie?”
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Met a lot of new friends there. Their all Hawt!
Not looking any more, I found God! He’s Hawt!
Doggie is still Hawt.
Thanks for asking, You’re Hawt!
Triple gold medal for Primus Postus plus the right spelling! Yes, WB, that award sound very intriguing!