We are pleased that the Flying Spaghetti Monster watches over our website development department at work. Things were dark and desolate before we were touched by his noodly appendage. But now all we sit in full pirate regalia enjoying our cubicles with thoughts of the stripper factory and beer volcano.
-Grog
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I get Gold!
Why do you have a chimney in your office :)
Anyways, sounds good, Grog. I was confused before I saw the Noodly Light.
‘Tis a pillar, not a chimney.
Or part of a giant bong!
Ah Alchemist - always the one to see the most fun in any situation! :)))
Alchemist, now why did I know you would say something like that? :)))
Congratulations, Aristotle, on acquiring the initial response on this thread, which awards you the gold medal for the United States!
“Or part of a giant bong!” LOL
His noodly appendages will watch over him. Spaghetti Bless.
@ IH - Welcome and RAmen! With a name like that, you’ll fit in nicely around here!
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@ WB - Good job finding a way to avoid the words which must not be spoken! Hehehehe
To Rowdiest… yeah, I worked on that one!! Ha ha!!
LOL, Rowdiest, it’s like “He Who Must Not Be Named”… but it’s “The Words Which Must Not Be Spoken”!!
Thanks Rowdy and Beth - don’t know why I thought of that (of course, if it’s a micros**t office it’s probably one of Gates’ feeding tubes!)
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Primus Postus still phrase non grata?
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Yeah - Hi IH. You new or just a different name?
That’s it! It’s a bong!
@ Alchemist - I was wondering about IH too!
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@ WB - glad you liked it! :))
Yup, Alchemist, I just did a posting test and Primus Postus is still a “phrase non grata”. Like that stops us or anything ;)
We can find a way to work around just about anything! :))
RAmen to that!! :)))
By the way, I have a little tiny FSM symbol beside my computer so that I can view His Holy Visage at all times. I should probably print out one of those wall-sized posters, too, to hang over my bed or something!
I very much like having mine on my refrigerator! I like the idea of every meal being blessed by the FSM! :)))