We are pleased that the Flying Spaghetti Monster watches over our website development department at work. Things were dark and desolate before we were touched by his noodly appendage. But now all we sit in full pirate regalia enjoying our cubicles with thoughts of the stripper factory and beer volcano.
-Grog
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I get Gold!
Why do you have a chimney in your office :)
Anyways, sounds good, Grog. I was confused before I saw the Noodly Light.
‘Tis a pillar, not a chimney.
Or part of a giant bong!
Ah Alchemist - always the one to see the most fun in any situation! :)))
Alchemist, now why did I know you would say something like that? :)))
Congratulations, Aristotle, on acquiring the initial response on this thread, which awards you the gold medal for the United States!
“Or part of a giant bong!” LOL
His noodly appendages will watch over him. Spaghetti Bless.
@ IH - Welcome and RAmen! With a name like that, you’ll fit in nicely around here!
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@ WB - Good job finding a way to avoid the words which must not be spoken! Hehehehe
To Rowdiest… yeah, I worked on that one!! Ha ha!!
LOL, Rowdiest, it’s like “He Who Must Not Be Named”… but it’s “The Words Which Must Not Be Spoken”!!
Thanks Rowdy and Beth - don’t know why I thought of that (of course, if it’s a micros**t office it’s probably one of Gates’ feeding tubes!)
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Primus Postus still phrase non grata?
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Yeah - Hi IH. You new or just a different name?
That’s it! It’s a bong!
@ Alchemist - I was wondering about IH too!
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@ WB - glad you liked it! :))
Yup, Alchemist, I just did a posting test and Primus Postus is still a “phrase non grata”. Like that stops us or anything ;)
We can find a way to work around just about anything! :))
RAmen to that!! :)))
By the way, I have a little tiny FSM symbol beside my computer so that I can view His Holy Visage at all times. I should probably print out one of those wall-sized posters, too, to hang over my bed or something!
I very much like having mine on my refrigerator! I like the idea of every meal being blessed by the FSM! :)))
That Smoke Stack is Hawt!
Paris, leave it to you to always say the right thing!
@WB - that is cool. I have a tattoo of the pirate fish on my calf. It is a great way to break the “ice” on FSM.
To One-eyed Wonderkin… do you really have a pirate fish tattoo? That is so ultra-cool! You are a true and devoted worshipper! I am impressed :)
@ OEW - I’m impressed as well! Way cool! :)
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@ Paris - Welcome back after your stint in jail. Don’t get caught the next time!
I must humbly disagree with the exalted Empress of Thong… Paris, GET CAUGHT AGAIN NEXT TIME, YOU BIMBO!!! :)))
at least some good view if you have to work in such a cube!
@ WB - I was going for funny on that, but I guess it didn’t get there! I personally don’t have much use for Paris and the fact that the news organizations want to talk about her so much makes me mad! I like NPR! They don’t play those games…
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Back in a bit…gotta run some errands while the homemade bread is rising! :)))
I’ll get caught again. If I want too!
If I don’t want too, then I won’t.
I’m Hawt, and I’m Rich! D’oh
Paris,
You’re out! How was prision?
Double gold if the person to make the next f1rst post uses the phrase Primus Postus in their primus postus.
Treble gold if you actually get the Latin right!
Yes, Paris, did you make some new friends there?
Are you still looking for god?
How’s your doggie?
The best part is I get to wear shorts at work.
If I could figure a way to get the picture off my phone and on to my post, I would post it. I will see about getting it done soon.
I don’t know who drew the pirate fish first, but that person should be sainted.
” Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Paris,
You’re out! How was prision?”
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It was Hawt!
To Rowdiest… homemade bread?!?!?!?! I’m on my way! Will it stay warm for 11 hours??
“One-eyed Wonderkin Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am
The best part is I get to wear shorts at work.”
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That’s Hawt!
To One-eyed Wonderkin…
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> I don’t know who drew the pirate fish first, but that person should be sainted.
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That would be the FSM himself, of course! You have his own original artwork on your leg! Praise be His Noodly Name!
To ۞…
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>Double gold if the person to make the next f1rst post uses the phrase Primus Postus in >their primus postus.
>Treble gold if you actually get the Latin right!
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Ooh, I hope that’s me! Triple gold medal! That’s worth sticking my nose in the computer 24/7!! :)))
“Lilith♥ Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Yes, Paris, did you make some new friends there?
Are you still looking for god?
How’s your doggie?”
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Met a lot of new friends there. Their all Hawt!
Not looking any more, I found God! He’s Hawt!
Doggie is still Hawt.
Thanks for asking, You’re Hawt!
Triple gold medal for Primus Postus plus the right spelling! Yes, WB, that award sound very intriguing!
Oy :) - Primus Postus was alliteratively alluring - poetic doo dah an’ that!
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Paris - how was it inside? I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris! Stuff that will make you weak at the knees :)
To Wench Beth -
Man, I should have known that! :)
RAmen.
“Alchemist Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Paris - how was it inside? I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris! Stuff that will make you weak at the knees :)”
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What can I say? It was Hawt!
Lilith♥
Jun 27th, 2007 at 11:05 am
at least some good view if you have to work in such a cube!
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Yeah, I’m real glad I don’t have to work in cattle-class offices! The law says that you are entitled to daylight and a minimum amount of space. At our company the rule basically si that everyone has one window pp, though you might share a room with up to about 10 others. (I share with one)The bosses do get bigger rooms but the chairs/tables etc is all the same.
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I”d hate working in one of those cubes! All that noise from all sides, but no possibility of ny real contact. No wonder these people need the support of the GSM!
@ WB - We can make arrangements for the bread to be warm when you get here! :))) We make it the old fashioned way - no machines!
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@ RDPW - Sounds like Holland knows how to treat its people better than we do here in the States! I’m glad!
hey mabe his noodlyiness will convince your boss to give you a raise.
Paris - I’ve heard that, not only is it hawt inside, it’s also quite damp! Is that due to the lack of public finance towards the penal institutions or just a good title for a pr0n film?
Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!
@Alchemist
“I’ve heard bad things about being inside Paris!”
I heard that some men will do anything to be inside Paris. Men who prefer bimbo blondes that is.
Hi, DPG! Long time no see! Miss you over at the Disciples!
@ WB - RAmen to “Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!” :)))
“Alchemist, YOU are hawt!!!”
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Yeah! They think it’s my thyroid :D
@ Alchemist - Ahahahahahaha! As long as it is not menopause! :)))
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Does anyone know why sometimes when I try to use contractions I get a “find” bar instead? Very annoying and only occasional…
That’s bizarre, Rowdiest, I’ve never seen that happen. Perhaps Alchemist, the HAWT one, can enlighten you?
Whenever I do contractions, it’s while I’m having an orgasm.
Never had them on a PC before? Sounds Hawt.
Hey, Alchemist! Is your e-mail address “alchemist@HAWTmail.com”?? HA HA HA!!!!!
Rowdiest Wench,
Perhaps the FSM is using His Noodly Appendage to press “Ctrl F” whenever you press ” ‘ “.
@ SE - It would have to be! I’ll consider myself blessed by His Noodlyness whenever that happens! :)))
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@ Paris - contractions! Ahahahahahaha! That’s wonderful!
When I was in prison, they only fed me “mystery meat”
At lunch it was cold, but dinner was Hawt! Serious.
See? My theory is correct. Given enough time, any discussion comes back to orgasms.
Well, that’s one of the theories to which I’m currently subscribing.
Well thought out, Saucy. It’s a theory that seems to work with present company. ^_^
To Saucy… HA HA HA HA HA!!! LOL!!!
Hi Saucy,
Orgasms are Hawt!
@ Dread Wench - Hiya!!! How are you?!?!?!
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@ Saucy - I love your current theory!
Awww I thought it said warships :(
@ Jingles - Hahahahaha! Quite a letdown I’m sure! This is going to be a post and run, just wanted to say hi since I saw that you had posted!
@Wench Beth
“Hi, DPG! Long time no see! Miss you over at the Disciples!”
Thanks Beth. I miss being on the Disciples list too, but it was taking a bit too much of my time I’m afraid. But don’t worry, I’m still a regular attendant here on CoFSM.
Hi DPG
“I’m still a regular attendant here on CoFSM.”
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And a very worthy contributor to the cause. :))) I for one appreciate all your hard work DPG :))
RAmen
I’m glad you’re still around in some sense, DPG! :)))
Thanks Nikkiee, Beth. Beth, are you having a case of insomnia? I regularly meet Nikkiee here when it’s between 8-9 am over here (Pastafarianism never sleeps), but the UK-US time difference suggests you can see the stars when you look out the window at the moment?
To DPG… no, I don’t have insomnia, I’m just a night person! Or maybe I’m a vampire; haven’t figured that one out yet :) I’m in MDT so I think that’s 7 hours behind you…?
hi all.
@ paris - 2 questions
what do you think of the sun?
whats your opinion on cheese?
ramen
The sun is red!
Cheese is cool!
mmmm…cheese-its. hey are you the real Paris Hilton? no, your not. the real one is in jail. srry for asking.
Hey there magical colour type aussie. Cheese is good! Marmite is too. Cheese plus Marmite = YEASTY GOOD
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You have some weak imitation called Vegemite. Poor substitute for the salty yeastness of “Marmite!”
you’re also up at an obscene hour for an Aussie. What ya up to :))
“Gaara the Pirate Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
mmmm…cheese-its. hey are you the real Paris Hilton? no, your not. the real one is in jail. srry for asking.”
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Yeah, even though they let me out past tuesday.
I guess you don’t read so much eh”?
@Wench Beth
“To DPG… no, I don’t have insomnia, I’m just a night person! Or maybe I’m a vampire; haven’t figured that one out yet :) I’m in MDT so I think that’s 7 hours behind you…?”
Don’t know where MDT is, but NY is 5 hours behind UK time (6 for continental Western Europe), Kull-ie-foer-niah as the governor pronounces it is 8 behind, 9 behind the continent.
DPG - I think Beth is 7 hrs behind GMT (mountain time?) Nikki is Queensland time, PP is EST, you, Rachel and JB are GMT +1 I think. I’ve got some others but not off the top of my head :))
We should have a list!!!! That would be Hawt!
I’m on Tulsa Time!
@Alchemist
I’m actually on UK time like you, living almost within roaring distance of Big Ians church here in Belfast for 2.5 years now.
DPG - sorry about that, re time. I remember talking to someone, I thought it was you, who said they were an hour ahead. Might have been JB.
I can remember the substance, the specifics are a different matter :)
To Paris… “Livin’ on Tulsa Time”!!!
Hawt song!
To DPG… sorry, wasn’t clear enough. I am indeed in Mountain Daylight Time which is 7 hours behind you. Alchemist was right. Rowdiest Wench is in Central Time (6 hours behind). Too bad we’re all so spread out! But at least there’s someone here 24 hours a day!
@Wench Beth
“Too bad we’re all so spread out! But at least there’s someone here 24 hours a day!”
It’s agood thing that we’re spread. No Jehovas Witness will ever get the chance to do any real damage, some pirate or wench somewhere in the world will be over them like a frying pan over Michael Behe’s head.
DPG… Wahahahahahaha!!! You speak the truth!!! :)))
@paris - …not the expected answers… shouldnt they be along the lines of h-a-w-t
or something?
@corvax corax - i have my own invention.
i heat up vegimite and add a cup of table salt. i make it with 2 cups to give it to guests as a joke sometimes… why do they always vomit? then again… i can eat salt on its own… i jus’ put salt on the t - bone of steak… no meat, just flavour… oh theres salt potato too but not as good… oh… the dessert to end all deserts! salt chocolate! it is hawt!
~ octarine - inventor of saltymite, saltybone, salt potato and salt choolate.
my doctor tells me im not getting enough sodium…
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nothing in this post is guaranteed true fact. i am not responsible for injury, death and\or sickness. the foods are competely fabricated … well… except saltybone… but be warned… the lawyers made me add this.
if, however, you sell any of these foods, i am entitled to 99.9% of any profits. we warned you… the lawyers told me to say “lawyers are HAWT!” however, i cannot give
evidence to support this. evidence is hawt.
ramen
The FSM is eternally HAWT!
also, alchemist, are you rich? i mean, you turn lead into “glod” dont you? the little guy could work for you then… ramen. lead is hawt!
wench octarine Jun 28th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
“i make it with 2 cups to give it to guests as a joke sometimes…why do they always vomit?”.
Weak bellied sooks!!!
I had a friend who thought it was chocalate spread, so he spread it on goood and thick :D
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He avoids vegemite now.
Jingles, he had no sense of smell then?? I think vegemite stinks. And chocolate smells heavenly :) mmmmmmmm chocolate.
Nahhh, he was hungover. :P Think the man was a bit weak myself, defeated by a spread.
@wench octarine Jun 28th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
“i can eat salt on its own…”
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Salt is good! Keeps the evil spirits at bay!
Poor Paris Hilton, I suspect she could do with some serious counseling.
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wench octarine Jun 28th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
“not the expected answers… shouldnt they be along the lines of h-a-w-t or something?”
wench octarine you’re hawt…or something.
I eat my Marmite straight from the pot. I don’t know what people think when they see me sucking on my brown finger :), it does look pretty gross!
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WO - Glod? I thought he’d love it here, all the mines and stuff. Never see him now, always quaffing ale with his mates down the dwarf bar and bragging about his chopper!
I miss the blue name links. I haven’t gotten any new souls in weeks :(
Paris Hilton? Eeeuw! What a loser!