I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.
Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached picture).
Evidence!
Giovanni
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Artie, I heard it on the X!
Yeah Smarter then a 5th Grader is on tonite! That’s Hawt!
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May FSM’s Hawtness penetrate you.
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Is this the guy that was giving the sermon?
http://www.rabid-squirrel.com/
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You’ve posted that before, haven’t you, Nikkiee?
I wonder how the guy does it.
I must go now. Be back tomorrow, or tonight
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sentence stopper thingy (.)
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Never forget the sentence stopper thingy.
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Yeah have done Aris :))
Catch you later :)
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Aristotle, God of Satire
“Never forget the sentence stopper thingy.”
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Oh yeah! Here’s some I have left over from my previous posts…………………………….please use them at will :)
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@Iron Bess Oh I just had to share this with everyone…it’s greeaaattttt!
Atheists have too many university diplomas! These folks are chock full of secular knowledge. They toss the Bible aside in favor of so-called, “research” and “theories.” They spend their days studying and trying to gather facts and data to support their ridiculous scientific theories, such as evolution and gravity. Don’t let it fool you, Christian Brothers and Sisters! All the secular knowledge in the world can’t disprove that the reason we are all here today was because Eve got some bad advice from a talking snake! Atheists are too full of their silly “logic” to understand that only blind faith leads to sighted Truth. Why, the homo-lovers in England have already accepted that most scientists are naturally Atheists. Don’t let it happen in America! Report your Biology professor – or any so-called teacher who pollutes the soul with extraneous (non-Biblical) information — to the local authorities before he recruits your child!
Holey shit sweet cheeks this was the best laugh I had in months. I purt near laughed the ass right off my body. Had to go and look for it. Did you read the other ones. Too freakin hilarious.
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Hey Satan :) How’s it hanging old boy? Gotten the heating down there fixed up yet?
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Actually, Hell isn’t all fire and brimstone…in fact, almost nowhere is that hot.
I suggest you read La Divina Commedia.
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Hey Iron Bess do you know this one?
“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
-Denis Diderot, French philosopher, author, and encyclopedist (1713-1784).
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Ah, Satan, nice to hear from you again. Think you could see if you can give Ann Coulter some new material?
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@Rowdiest Wench- congrats to your awesom3 karate skillz! But don’t become a ninja! We won’t lose you to them! ^_^
I am so happy to be back after (more than a month??!!). so much crap just came up.
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HI L’TUAE, Your name is Hawt!!!
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thanks, it’s an ACRONYM! ^_^
I rather like yours too.
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I wonder if it’s an acronym for anything? I’ll think on that…
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“Dread Wench L’TUAE Jun 28th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
I wonder if it’s an acronym for anything? I’ll think on that…”
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I think it is! Yep! Something something, Hitchhikers, something something Guide, something something….
It’s Hawt!
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no, I meant Paris Hilton. I’d think of something for it, but my cafeine is wearing off. it’s getting late over here. I only got as far as the “P”.
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Hey Satan, do you and Jesus do it while on fire or while walkin on water? Who gets to bend over and who gets to give it?
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@ Dread Wench – Thanks! I will not become a ninja though – no worries! I will never give in to the dark side! :)))
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You could be a good Ninja, Rowdiest, fighting on the side of pirates and Pastafarians everywhere…?
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Rowdiest! The Uber Ninja! Fighting for Justice and The Ultimate Question: Can Pirates and Ninjas Coexist?! They are BOTh super L337, but are They both on the Side of His Noodly Appendage?
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ug. I think i have to call ita night. Aquatic guardianship of primate derived young is very tiring.
Stupid little brats…they aren’t NEARLY as advanced as Shiela the monkey.
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@ Rowdy: Why not be a Ninja-Pirate?
@ Black Stash: Creepy, dude…
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Good night, Dread Wench L’TUAE! Hope to see you tomorrow!
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@ Zankou – Ninja-Pirate…hmmm…tis worth pondering! :))
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G’night Dread Wench! Glad to have you back!
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@ WB – A good Ninja…it’s not like I don’t have practice being different from normal! Wee hee! I think I could do this!! :))
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Someone mentioned the temperature of hell, so I felt obliged to post this;
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http://local.wasp.uwa.edu.au/~pbourke/fun/heaven/
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hehe. it’s so funny how their own data proves this.
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“I feel sorry for you people. When you stand in front of the Lord after you die you are going to be sorry. Quit this nonsense now and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. Otherwise you face eternal damnation.”
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What are the odds of that. DAMNIT!!! Two minutes after I leave a fundy comes!!! I’m telling you the FSM must love playing jokes on me.
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@Wench Beth
“PIXELY!!! WELCOME BACK!!! We missed you. You haven’t missed much here; the site is kind of dying :((( But we’re hanging in there!”
I missed my wenches too! Most forums die after a while, I’m surprised that the CoFSM survived as long as it did.
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@Wench Nikkiee
Sorry, my internet died mid-conversation with you :( oh well.
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RAmen
~Pope Pixel I, self-proclaimed hero of the church, total wench addict, first pope of CoFSM, and pretty awesome generally
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Ironically the ID believer in this case is inadvertantly somewhat correct.
The reference to the monkey producing shakespeare by randomly hitting keys on a typewriter is a means of representing the nature of infinity…
All that is required for life to evolve is
(energy/matter)+time
Time is the crucial thing here. With no end given to time(infinity), life evolving, in whatever form, is inevitable.
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uhhhhhhhhh…. my brain hurts. we pirates don’t understand much about physics and science.
@jingles- do you mean the supposed chritian hell or the Pastafarinaism hell?
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@ Gaara – Watch out for Wench Nikkiee, DPG and Bill! They will really make your head hurt! :))))
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oh fsm (i have changed all my saying like “good god!” or “oh god” to “oh FSM” and so on.) i need some grog. that always stops my head hurting (untill the next morning)
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@ Gaara – my husband says hangovers are for quitters! ;)
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Comment #200!
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luck stiff.
hey i don’t quit on rum! i just get a major headache. after three hours i just go out and drink more rum. (this is why i get bad grades at school)
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Oh, man, we’re a bad influence on the younger Pastafarians!
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Drink milk, drink milk!!! ;)
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i am a young pastafarian. **i changed from garra to this. garra isn’t my real name anyway** i’m only 13 1/2. (i don’t drink rum really,my mom won’t let me. )
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To Lord of the Pirate Fish, formerly known as Garra… don’t sweat it! I’m old enough to be your mom (yikes!) and I don’t drink alcohol at all! Pastafarian Wharf Rats, unite! :)))
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I don’t drink alcohol either! What a coincindence!
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There are a few of us, Aristotle! And the FSM provides us with stuff like root beer so that we can party along with the rest! (The FSM knows that designated drivers are important to protect the well-being of his drunk Pastafarians :) I even heard a rumor that there’s a Root Beer Volcano in FSM heaven right next to the Beer Volcano — yah!!!
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@ LotPF – I had no idea you were so young when I made that comment! Good that you have a sense of humor! :)) And I’m old enough to be your mom too! Oh dear…but it’s OK coz WB and I are still Hawt wenches! :))
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AND A HUGE RAMEN TO THAT COMMENT FROM ROWDIEST!!! HAWT WENCHES, WE ARE!!! :)))
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@ WB – Wee hee!! :))
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@Gaara/LotPF, pretty sure it was for christian hell, seing as pastafarians don’t really have a ‘hell’ as such. Rather, bad people just get flat beer and flatter strippers, (unless they’re REALLY bad people, in which case they get keelhauled for all eternity).
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Btw, if you’re too young to drink hard liquor, just drink beer. It’s good for you (practically liquid bread)!
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Jingles,
Your friendly source of apocrypha, with bells on!
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Wench Beth
Jun 29th, 2007 at 11:18 am
There are a few of us, Aristotle! And the FSM provides us with stuff like root beer so that we can party along with the rest! (The FSM knows that designated drivers are important to protect the well-being of his drunk Pastafarians :) I even heard a rumor that there’s a Root Beer Volcano in FSM heaven right next to the Beer Volcano — yah!!!
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I don’t drink either, but I fully believe the FSM will provide us with whatever we desire ;)
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Beth, Rowdiest, of course you’re hawt, much hawter than that hotel girl ever could be :)
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i can’t drink and probably won’t drink but i agree with the fact that FSM will give most of the things that will make us happy, such as hawt guy stippers for the wenches.
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…So not only do your made up bullshit beliefs revolve around flying pasta… somehow pirates that cause global warming and typing monkeys are involved… wow…
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what…the…heck Jul 1st, 2007 at 2:34 am
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What do you make up your bullshit beliefs upon?
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“flying pasta… somehow pirates that cause global warming and typing monkeys are involved… wow…”
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Fantastic isn’t it! :)
RAmen
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