I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.
Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached picture).
Evidence!
Giovanni
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I am never Sarcastic. People who use Sarcasm are weak.
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@Iron Bess Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:25 am
“Oh I just had to share this with everyone”
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Hahahahahahahaha…..
Love it :))
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Hi Pixel :)
“I can’t say I’m impressed by the attendance at CoFSM, people decided to stop coming or something?”
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Not me :)) Just been a little busy on and off. What about you? Where’s your note? ;)
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Hi Aris :))
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Not the note!
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Hi, Wench Nikkiee. :)
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@Mike – Caw! :)
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@Wench Nikkiee
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“Come across that a few times here. I think maybe it’s their “perceived” intellectual superiority that does it.”
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Nice one Nikki :) That was a splendiforously arsetendously arsey thing to say :)
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Dog kept you up? :)
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My internet is dying folks, gimme a few and I’ll be right back.
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RAmen
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Erm ……”Dog kept you up? :)”
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Not in the Biblical sense. I know you don’t cavort with animals!
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Alchemist
“Nice one Nikki :)”
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Thank you :))
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“Dog kept you up? :)”
Erm…8.30am here…. been up for two hours…best time of day and all that :)
As for the canine, how can such little baby dog get so spoilt in such a short time? She has started to growl/whine when she just wants my attention! But she has been learning “No” over last few days :))
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“christisrisen Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I feel sorry for you people. When you stand in front of the Lord after you die you are going to be sorry. Quit this nonsense now and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. Otherwise you face eternal damnation.”
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Hey! Thanks for the heads up! On my way to converting now….
BRB
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Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
“I know you don’t cavort with animals!”
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Well maybe just a little over the net :p))
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Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
“I am never Sarcastic.”
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I’ve noticed :)
RAmen
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“But she has been learning “No” over last few days :))”
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Well! Good for you – I had to rescue my favourite pair of jeans from the back of the garden because the little shit had pulled them of the drier!
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Yes! I repent! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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I’m saved!!!!!!!!
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Hi Christopher is risen.
Cool name BTW, It’s Hawt!
Know what’s cool about this website?
I can tell you to go fuck yourself, and it will post.:)
So, go on now… Fuck yourself…
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Iron Bess Jun 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
“if the answer is ‘go for it’, then curtail the costly testing part and build it. And if they really, really believe (and of course pray hard enough) they should be good to go. What a money saver!”
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That would be a wonderful method for the molecular biologist to employ too. Think of the research grant money that could be better spent at the pub….err…I mean given to the church!
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Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
“Yes! I repent!”
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Can I come too? Was the water warm?
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@Mike Honcho – Yes, go fuck yourself. Everyone is doing it! ;)
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Hi Mikey!
You sure do get over on me! Yes sir!
You’ve got me all beat to hell!
Shit, just like the last time you played Asshole!
I hope if I should ever divorce, (which will never happen:).
But if it did… I’d want my better half to hire someone like you,
as a lawyer to represent them! You’re Hawt!
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Fucking oneself is so In right now. Doing “it” with other people is Out and unfashionable.
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@Paris Hilton – You’re Hawt!
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Mike Honcho
“Just kidding everyone”
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Well that’s just great!! Really! What am I going to do now that I’ve just stuck my head under the tap and said “abracadabra” and got myself “saved”?
Hang on didn’t someone mention there’s a web site where you can go to get unsaved?
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So are you Arite! You’re Hawt too!
It’s hard to be this Hawt! You get people jealous
of you…. That’s only kind of Hawt.
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To Mike Honcho… don’t you DARE insult Paris the Hawt! She *IS* funny and she’s *NOT* a motherfucker!!!!
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I think this calls for a FRYING PAN DUEL!!! Meet me at dawn, Honcho, with a frying pan and you will see what happens when you insult my pal Paris!!! Arrrrrrr!!!
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PIXELY!!! WELCOME BACK!!! We missed you. You haven’t missed much here; the site is kind of dying :((( But we’re hanging in there!
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What’s this saved stuff?
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Bollocks! I didn’t agree to something daft again did I?
Shit! You think I’d learn!
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Yeah Beth, You’re really extra Hawt!!! But you knew that,
never hurts to hear it I guess.:)))
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“Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
What’s this saved stuff?
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Bollocks! I didn’t agree to something daft again did I?
Shit! You think I’d learn!”
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Don’t think I’d worry to much about it.
Getting saved is Hawt!
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I thought being shaved is hawt.
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Or was it being paved?
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Getting a cave?
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Going to the grave?
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Je me lave?
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Shaved? Hawt? Can be. So can forests. I think we should protect the forests!
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Accent grave?
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@Alchemist – I’m already doing my part! :))
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I saved my hoo hoo from being ravaged in prison.
Does that count?
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“the site is kind of dying”
Dying? 150 responses in 24hrs? Have you had a look over the Archives Wench Beth?
6 months ago it took days to get that many responses.
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Aris – praise be bro – and the Lord said……something! I wasn’t really listening at the time. I’m sure it was good. Profound even!
Did anyone hear what old God said, I went to the bog when he started his top ten!
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Took about a week. More variety of posters now too :))))
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He said thou shalt not worship Me, only the FSM, for the FSM created Me.
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That was really weak. I could’ve done better.
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I always thought my Mom and Dad created me.
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Better History, I meant.
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Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“Did anyone hear what old God said, I went to the bog when he started his top ten!”
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I didn’t go but I think I heard it was something about blaspheme, virgins and ghosts?
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Aris – yeah, might have done. Like I say, not really listening, the womens’ tennis was on. Meh!
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Paris Hilton Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
“I always thought my Mom and Dad created me.”
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Where in Hell, Norway’s name did you get that idea?
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The Stork created you, Paris.
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No, sorry, that’s wrong. I was confusing one thing with another. Paris, the Stork did not create you. The Hawtness did.
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