I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.
Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached picture).
Evidence!
Giovanni
Took about a week. More variety of posters now too :))))
He said thou shalt not worship Me, only the FSM, for the FSM created Me.
That was really weak. I could’ve done better.
I always thought my Mom and Dad created me.
Better History, I meant.
Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“Did anyone hear what old God said, I went to the bog when he started his top ten!”
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I didn’t go but I think I heard it was something about blaspheme, virgins and ghosts?
Aris - yeah, might have done. Like I say, not really listening, the womens’ tennis was on. Meh!
Paris Hilton Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
“I always thought my Mom and Dad created me.”
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Where in Hell, Norway’s name did you get that idea?
The Stork created you, Paris.
No, sorry, that’s wrong. I was confusing one thing with another. Paris, the Stork did not create you. The Hawtness did.
Artie, I heard it on the X!
Yeah Smarter then a 5th Grader is on tonite! That’s Hawt!
May FSM’s Hawtness penetrate you.
Is this the guy that was giving the sermon?
http://www.rabid-squirrel.com/
You’ve posted that before, haven’t you, Nikkiee?
I wonder how the guy does it.
I must go now. Be back tomorrow, or tonight possibly unlikely
sentence stopper thingy (.)
Never forget the sentence stopper thingy.
Yeah have done Aris :))
Catch you later :)
Aristotle, God of Satire
“Never forget the sentence stopper thingy.”
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Oh yeah! Here’s some I have left over from my previous posts…………………………….please use them at will :)
@Iron Bess Oh I just had to share this with everyone…it’s greeaaattttt!
Atheists have too many university diplomas! These folks are chock full of secular knowledge. They toss the Bible aside in favor of so-called, “research” and “theories.” They spend their days studying and trying to gather facts and data to support their ridiculous scientific theories, such as evolution and gravity. Don’t let it fool you, Christian Brothers and Sisters! All the secular knowledge in the world can’t disprove that the reason we are all here today was because Eve got some bad advice from a talking snake! Atheists are too full of their silly “logic” to understand that only blind faith leads to sighted Truth. Why, the homo-lovers in England have already accepted that most scientists are naturally Atheists. Don’t let it happen in America! Report your Biology professor – or any so-called teacher who pollutes the soul with extraneous (non-Biblical) information — to the local authorities before he recruits your child!
Holey shit sweet cheeks this was the best laugh I had in months. I purt near laughed the ass right off my body. Had to go and look for it. Did you read the other ones. Too freakin hilarious.
Hey Satan :) How’s it hanging old boy? Gotten the heating down there fixed up yet?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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