That doesn’t look random at all

I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.

Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached picture).

Evidence!

Giovanni

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241 Responses to “That doesn't look random at all”


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  1. 121 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Fucking oneself is so In right now. Doing “it” with other people is Out and unfashionable.

  2. 122 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    @Paris Hilton - You’re Hawt!

  3. 123 Wench Nikkiee Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    Mike Honcho
    “Just kidding everyone”
    .
    Well that’s just great!! Really! What am I going to do now that I’ve just stuck my head under the tap and said “abracadabra” and got myself “saved”?
    Hang on didn’t someone mention there’s a web site where you can go to get unsaved?

  4. 124 Paris Hilton Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    So are you Arite! You’re Hawt too!
    It’s hard to be this Hawt! You get people jealous
    of you…. That’s only kind of Hawt.

  5. 125 Wench Beth Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    To Mike Honcho… don’t you DARE insult Paris the Hawt! She *IS* funny and she’s *NOT* a motherfucker!!!!
    .
    I think this calls for a FRYING PAN DUEL!!! Meet me at dawn, Honcho, with a frying pan and you will see what happens when you insult my pal Paris!!! Arrrrrrr!!!

  6. 126 Wench Beth Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    PIXELY!!! WELCOME BACK!!! We missed you. You haven’t missed much here; the site is kind of dying :((( But we’re hanging in there!

  7. 127 Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    What’s this saved stuff?
    .
    Bollocks! I didn’t agree to something daft again did I?
    Shit! You think I’d learn!

  8. 128 Paris Hilton Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    Yeah Beth, You’re really extra Hawt!!! But you knew that,
    never hurts to hear it I guess.:)))

  9. 129 Paris Hilton Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    “Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    What’s this saved stuff?
    .
    Bollocks! I didn’t agree to something daft again did I?
    Shit! You think I’d learn!”
    .
    Don’t think I’d worry to much about it.
    Getting saved is Hawt!

  10. 130 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    I thought being shaved is hawt.

  11. 131 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Or was it being paved?

  12. 132 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Getting a cave?

  13. 133 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Going to the grave?

  14. 134 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Je me lave?

  15. 135 Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Shaved? Hawt? Can be. So can forests. I think we should protect the forests!

  16. 136 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Accent grave?

  17. 137 Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    @Alchemist - I’m already doing my part! :))

  18. 138 Paris Hilton Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    I saved my hoo hoo from being ravaged in prison.
    Does that count?

  19. 139 Wench Nikkiee Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    “the site is kind of dying”
    Dying? 150 responses in 24hrs? Have you had a look over the Archives Wench Beth?
    6 months ago it took days to get that many responses.

  20. 140 Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    Aris - praise be bro - and the Lord said……something! I wasn’t really listening at the time. I’m sure it was good. Profound even!
    Did anyone hear what old God said, I went to the bog when he started his top ten!

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