I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.
Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached picture).
Evidence!
Giovanni
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I am never Sarcastic. People who use Sarcasm are weak.
@Iron Bess Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:25 am
“Oh I just had to share this with everyone”
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Hahahahahahahaha…..
Love it :))
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Hi Pixel :)
“I can’t say I’m impressed by the attendance at CoFSM, people decided to stop coming or something?”
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Not me :)) Just been a little busy on and off. What about you? Where’s your note? ;)
Hi Aris :))
Not the note!
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Hi, Wench Nikkiee. :)
@Mike - Caw! :)
@Wench Nikkiee
“Come across that a few times here. I think maybe it’s their “perceived” intellectual superiority that does it.”
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Nice one Nikki :) That was a splendiforously arsetendously arsey thing to say :)
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Dog kept you up? :)
My internet is dying folks, gimme a few and I’ll be right back.
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RAmen
Erm ……”Dog kept you up? :)”
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Not in the Biblical sense. I know you don’t cavort with animals!
Alchemist
“Nice one Nikki :)”
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Thank you :))
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“Dog kept you up? :)”
Erm…8.30am here…. been up for two hours…best time of day and all that :)
As for the canine, how can such little baby dog get so spoilt in such a short time? She has started to growl/whine when she just wants my attention! But she has been learning “No” over last few days :))
“christisrisen Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I feel sorry for you people. When you stand in front of the Lord after you die you are going to be sorry. Quit this nonsense now and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior. Otherwise you face eternal damnation.”
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Hey! Thanks for the heads up! On my way to converting now….
BRB
Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
“I know you don’t cavort with animals!”
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Well maybe just a little over the net :p))
Aristotle, God of Satire Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
“I am never Sarcastic.”
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I’ve noticed :)
RAmen
“But she has been learning “No” over last few days :))”
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Well! Good for you - I had to rescue my favourite pair of jeans from the back of the garden because the little shit had pulled them of the drier!
Yes! I repent! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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I’m saved!!!!!!!!
Hi Christopher is risen.
Cool name BTW, It’s Hawt!
Know what’s cool about this website?
I can tell you to go fuck yourself, and it will post.:)
So, go on now… Fuck yourself…
Iron Bess Jun 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
“if the answer is ‘go for it’, then curtail the costly testing part and build it. And if they really, really believe (and of course pray hard enough) they should be good to go. What a money saver!”
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That would be a wonderful method for the molecular biologist to employ too. Think of the research grant money that could be better spent at the pub….err…I mean given to the church!
Alchemist Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
“Yes! I repent!”
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Can I come too? Was the water warm?
@Mike Honcho - Yes, go fuck yourself. Everyone is doing it! ;)
Hi Mikey!
You sure do get over on me! Yes sir!
You’ve got me all beat to hell!
Shit, just like the last time you played Asshole!
I hope if I should ever divorce, (which will never happen:).
But if it did… I’d want my better half to hire someone like you,
as a lawyer to represent them! You’re Hawt!