I heard some ID believer say that “the probability that humans have emerged from natural selection is the same as the probability that a monkey composes ‘Hamlet’ by randomly typing on a keyboard”.
Well, I happen to have a monkey (Sheila) that likes to type at random on a keyboard. And today she typed this (see the attached picture).
Evidence!
Giovanni
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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“Corvus corax Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Paris - Carrion is much under-rated.
You can do wonders with a bit of road-kill and some Liberty Caps!”
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Muuummm Road Kill! One of my favs!
Over here we have… Betty Trucker… Road Kill Helper.
Good stuff that!
“Over here we have… Betty Trucker… Road Kill Helper.”
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Is that like A famous brand of Mcburger type thing? Never heard of her, sorry. Have I eaten her yet?
“Corvus corax Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
“Over here we have… Betty Trucker… Road Kill Helper.”
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Is that like A famous brand of Mcburger type thing? Never heard of her, sorry. Have I eaten her yet?”
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Yep! That’s what it is.
Comes in a box with pasta and sauce to add to your Road Kill.
Many flavors, I like squirrel and tomato sauce myself.
Squirrel? Sounds nice.
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Did you hear that the Beavers have got a petition going? They think that “Beaver” is pejorative! Yeah, really. They want to be called “vagina squirrels”!
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I ask ya! What a set of pussies!
“Corvus corax Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Squirrel? Sounds nice.
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Did you hear that the Beavers have got a petition going? They think that “Beaver” is pejorative! Yeah, really. They want to be called “vagina squirrels”!
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I ask ya! What a set of pussies!”
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Beaver is over rated anymore.
I’ve ate beaver to death! It’s good! Don’t get me wrong.
I think squirrel is hawter though! Yummy!
“Mike Honcho Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Paris Hilton
Jun 28th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Some here are Beth. Facts are written in these pages.
I was just making fun of you Paris. You seemed to think this was some sort of serious conversation. Can we start over and be friends? I haven’t had any stupid slut poon in a while. Give me a kiss!! Sorry if I bump into your head but my depth perception is gone since I lost my eye in that boat raid off the coast of Spain last year. Speaking of that my eye patch is beginning to smell. Quieres chingar?”
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I don’t think I want to be your friend.
I don’t like people that try to make fun of me.
Even though you could never pull it off, you tried.
Sorry Mikeo, Maybe my old friend Nicole Richie will like you.
I doubt that though, she’s still Hawt like I am.
Thank you! I really must be going though…
things to do… things to save… things that are Hawt!
@Iron Bes
“Atheists have too many university diplomas! These folks are chock full of secular knowledge. They toss the Bible aside in favor of so-called, “research” and “theories.” They spend their days studying and trying to gather facts and data to support their ridiculous scientific theories, such as evolution and gravity. Don’t let it fool you, Christian Brothers and Sisters! All the secular knowledge in the world can’t disprove that the reason we are all here today was because Eve got some bad advice from a talking snake! Atheists are too full of their silly “logic” to understand that only blind faith leads to sighted Truth.”
Riiiiigghht. Ok. For further enlightenment on how science and religion compare I suggest to take a look at
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http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2007-01-15%20–%20science%20vs%20faith.html
why are people so bad a recognizing sarcasm, even if they use it themselfs?
http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2007-01-15%20–%20science%20vs%20faith.html
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That is HAWT!
Hey DPG - thanks for the link, excellent flow chart, love it, may use it in the next engineering meeting I have to attend.
That silly bunch is always blathering on about theories and testing things. Really what they should do is ask god if their theoretical structure will stand up to the forces, then go to bed and wait for god to answer the question in their dreams, if the answer is ‘go for it’, then curtail the costly testing part and build it. And if they really, really believe (and of course pray hard enough) they should be good to go. What a money saver!
Oh, Paris, I totally forgot… of course it was you who invented the frying pan duel! My apologies! But I think I have enough experience now to take you on! Meet me at dawn and we’ll see who is most HAWT with the pans!!!
A Frying Pan Deul! That is so HAWT! Where will it take place?!
I’d love to see a frying pan duel between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the FSM. Hands down…I mean appendages down…my money is on the FSM.
“Aristotle, Penguin Lurver Jun 28th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
A Frying Pan Deul! That is so HAWT! Where will it take place?!”
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My house, the next time I get to Hawt again.:(
“Mike Honcho Jun 28th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Using the same lame joke over and over and over is so hawt. Right Paris?!”
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Keeps you coming back… Right Mike?!
Hey there, it’s everybody’s favorite pope dropping back in to say hello and admire the wonderful ASCII art that the FSM hath delivered us!
Though I can’t say I’m impressed by the attendance at CoFSM, people decided to stop coming or something?
RAmen
Not much reason to come anymore, Pixely.
It got stale.
senja Jun 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“why are people so bad a recognizing sarcasm, even if they use it themselfs?”
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RAmen senja. That never ceases to amaze me at CoFSM. You think it could be that they think themselves the only ones who know satire or sarcasm when in fact it goes straight over their head? Come across that a few times here. I think maybe it’s their “perceived” intellectual superiority that does it.
@Paris Hilton
“Not much reason to come anymore, Pixely.
It got stale.”
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ASCII art is never stale! Haha, it got stale around January, but a lot of people stayed anyway. Since you call me Pixely I assume you know me, but the name change confuses me, enlighten me!
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RAmen